Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 71 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.4%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 174 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 65 9.8%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.7%

  • Total voters
    663
Nick does this bullshit time and time again.

His only goal is to muddy the waters surrounding the facts of his life.

Present ebidence of the nanny doing this or stfu. No one with a brain believes you. The mindless sycophants who do believe already don't care as you remain the law pope to them. Just give it up you stupid idiot.
 
Nick does this bullshit time and time again.

His only goal is to muddy the waters surrounding the facts of his life.

Present ebidence of the nanny doing this or stfu. No one with a brain believes you. The mindless sycophants who do believe already don't care as you remain the law pope to them. Just give it up you stupid idiot.
Just one time I want him to actually be telling the truth about a conspiracy against him or his fuckups actually being someone else's fault. It would drive him insane to be vindicated, but have nobody believe him.
 
Not sure if it's mentioned or pointed out, but some of the anonymous Supertips Nick receives reads as how Nick tweets and talks,
especially when he wants to mock someone or when he wants to attack someone and pretends he doesn't know what the supertip is about.
It’s clear as a bright sunny Spring day. I’m fairly sure that’s part of why @Third World Aristocrat is logging Nicks SuperTips (or whatever PedoMelt calls his SuperBerry system.) Most “Kurt” chats sent in are done by the same 3 accounts or anonymous ones, which are clearly Nick & maybe a few of his “friends” in the Diddlerverse. No one but Nick finds Kurt’s penis size that interesting.
 
It’s clear as a bright sunny Spring day. I’m fairly sure that’s part of why @Third World Aristocrat is logging Nicks SuperTips (or whatever PedoMelt calls his SuperBerry system.) Most “Kurt” chats sent in are done by the same 3 accounts or anonymous ones, which are clearly Nick & maybe a few of his “friends” in the Diddlerverse. No one but Nick finds Kurt’s penis size that interesting.
I just asked in the CG thread if any of them know who Gatesofabove is. I'll post here if I get an answer.

That one seems sus but, then again, there are a lot of CG weirdos who hate EJ because EVS tells them to.
 
I'm sorry but I cannot be fucked to give you the timestamp, but early on in Nick's stream he alludes to not being able to fire the Nanny faster than the span at which he found out vs when she left (which was a week)
Did anyone ever find this? I can’t hear him say this anywhere.
 
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Why did you let the nanny to continue to be the nanny if you found out she was drunk while watching the kids?​

"Are you drunk? Get the fuck out of my house, I'm coming home right now."

That's how you fire someone faster, retard. Just say you're a lying sack of shit. Or better yet, say she was never drunk! Say she was exemplary so people will think the opposite since it's coming out of your mouth!
 
What. The. Actual. Fuck. ????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just to put a point on this....

Today, in stream, Nick heavily implied that Chaney had a CPS case against HER as he was piling on accusations of her giving his kids alcohol and claimed to have contacted her current employers with this information.

It was a report against HIM. Can this man sink any lower?
I'm pretty sure he went over that exact report around when it first came out, and said the report was deemed frivolous. I spent a couple minutes looking for it but can't find it

Nick is acting unusually unhinged over this nanny thing. After presenting himself as a victim for a year because his nanny stepped out on him IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL YEAR NO LESS! (or more than a year, since he was obliquely whining about the nanny quitting before the arrest), he's now talked himself into a circle where the nanny left as soon as possible after he found out she was drinking on the job, within a week, and it would be impossible to fire her faster.

It seems to me that he was urgently setting up his narrative to blame the nanny for the state of the home in case the body cam footage is released and it didn't really work.

Nick claims she won't sue, because "She knows the truth".
Let's hope this turns out like all of Nick's previous legal predictions.
The bigger problem for a lolsuit is whether there is anything left to collect on. After all, the trial in the Monty defamation case is rapidly approaching at this point.

Any idea what this tweet is bitching about now? Who would Nick consider to be among Aaron's "friends" who also have a notorious reputation for publicly releasing April's private messages? Nick would seem to have a monopoly on that so far...
Yes. He is whining about last year when Keanu said that Nick and April were doing whippets, that the second home didn't have Internet for most of the time April was living there, that Nick was late to his last drug test and Kayla blamed April, etc.
 
I mean, if I found out my kids were being watched by someone who was getting drunk, I’d cancel whatever trip I was on and be home that very day and kick their ass out. Hell, I’d even try and call ina favor to have a family member or trusted friend replace them while I was on my way.
Oh 1000%
 

Why did you let the nanny to continue to be the nanny if you found out she was drunk while watching the kids?​

Because he's a child abusing piece of shit. Also that shit didn't happen and he whined endlessly about drunk driving his keeds around, waking up three hours after being obviously completely shittered, on stream, whining about how he had to do it.

Neck, Nick.
I'm not saying the argument would necessarily work. I just don't know what other avenue he could claim to mount a defense.
That goes more to damages than whether he's liable at all. Another argument would be that Nick is such an absolutely worthless piece of shit that being defamed by him actually IMPROVES your reputation.
 
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That's why he has to make everything about her being such a raging alcoholic, to suggest that the squalor about to be seen in the bodycam footage was not only 3 months' worth that had been building up ever since she "abandoned" them, but was actually more like 4-6 months' worth that had already been building up while she was laying around doing nothing long before she even left. That cope would still be dumb since even that area of central Minnesota has no shortage of pay-as-you-go cleaning services that could have had a dozen immigrants get that place spic and span within 24 hours of her departure if Nick had simply bothered to pick up the phone and have mommy cut a check, but as you said, "it's about all he's got" and he's resigned himself to loss mitigation mode doing the best he can with the hand he's dealt.

What other cope could he even come up with, fictitious or otherwise? The only thing I can even think of would be to claim that whatever disaster Chaney had already allowed to accumulate prior to February, though not necessarily insurmountable, only persisted because all three adults in the house were all suffering from such a ravaging scourge of terminal cancer, AIDS, and crippling depression that even so much as finding a cleaning service to call was literally outside their capacity for three months straight. Their ghoulish appearance at the time could even sell it.
Unfortunate for him that April was technically the last “Nanny”, making it her complete and utter failure to share with Nick & his zomBride. Have they considered the following?
 
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Ethan Ralph has a year's salary riding on this and Bossmanjack sacrificed everything to win lolcow of the year and now Null hands Nick the victory on a silver plate.
Bossman gambled and lost.
Nothing new here.
For Rekieta? It was just a Friday :really:

I get this feeling things aren't going well.

- "I'm not going to apologize to my inlaws... fuck my inlaws!"
- Jesus came down to earth to meet people where they are
- New story: The pastor admitted to the police investigator that he was willing to report on Nick because someone sent him a "highly edited" video about faith in the bible. "Fuck you... I hope you catch fire!"
- probation officer is a woman; has to meet her four times a year; he only got tested twice so far; 15-panel plus fentanyl, $33.
- "Why didn't you fire the nanny?" - "It all happened within a week... I don't know how you fire someone faster." [Except you didn't fire her at all.]
Very cool stuff Nick - what does this have to do with the trial though?
I love this meltdown he's having just totally sidetracking everything.

"Nanny" April really reinforces in my mind that he and April aren't completely separated.
The only person claiming April has a different boyfriend is Nick. And his story about it is as fake and gay sounding as this Nanny stuff.
The timing of the April has a boyfriend story came out shortly after the location of his side piece shack was found.

The timing of the nanny stuff was revealed shortly after it was revealed Null has the video and will be releasing it. Draw your own conclusions.
Any pause and actual scrutiny of either of these stories shows how little they hold up.

Hat trick is inevitable. They're going to have to retire Nick after this year and make an award based on him.
The Rekieta Unachivement Award
 
Because he's a child abusing piece of shit. Also that shit didn't happen and he whined endlessly about drunk driving his keeds around, waking up three hours after being obviously completely shittered, on stream, whining about how he had to do it.

Neck, Nick.
A defamation case would likely fall flat because there's no chance anyone would believe a word Nick says.

He is a total pariah and habitual liar loathed by everyone in the community, if anything something derogatory from Chaos von Balldo would be just confirmation the opposite is true.
 
That goes more to damages than whether he's liable at all. Another argument would be that Nick is such an absolutely worthless piece of shit that being defamed by him actually IMPROVES your reputation.
I mean, for what it's worth, I can tell you I honestly haven't gotten all that much shit for "Dear John." In fact, it's been like 95% support.

And, since then, he's only gotten more blatant in his lying.

The bigger problem for a lolsuit is whether there is anything left to collect on. After all, the trial in the Monty defamation case is rapidly approaching at this point.
It's my understanding that a defamation award, based on a finding of wilful and malicious conduct, is not dischargeable in bankruptcy.

So, if he's hoping to keep defaming people, file Chapter 13, and then just live off of mommy's Petrofac bucks, that doesn't seem like a very good plan. I think the debt collectors would still be on his ass.
 
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Karen Read Stream Day 20 - Rekieta Notables

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TLDR: Painfully late. Morning without court was a disorganized cope session. At lunch we bizarrely got a video of Ronnie O'Neal (who killed his wife and daughter). Nick lost 400 viewers. Later, his daughter was on audio. The afternoon was boring, but Dani Ahn Direct's appearance helped. He discussed his kids quite a bit. Defamation of the nanny continued.
  • Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 1650 by my device's count
  • Supertips (approx): 49, so divide by 3-5 and find @Third World Aristocrat's more accurate counting. 35 "micropeen" mentions - he's still scrolling the micropeen count at the bottom of the screen.
  • Tweets During Stream (approx): 22
  • Breaks/Interruptions: Nothing notable except for a 25 min break to pick up his daughter. She felt the need to say hi to his chat and tell us "Don't be a loser, loser!".
Note: No Read streams until Tuesday due to Court recess/long weekend.

Request: There is a lot of garbled audio of the daughter and Nick's interaction when he picked her up. If someone with good audio capabilities could give it a listen, it would be helpful. Based on the voice maturity, I'm guessing this is the 12 yo daughter. Timestamp: 3:51:45 -4:11:30.

(I've put "nanny" in blue for those most curious about that.)
Morning

- 50 minutes late; overslept. He was awake at 6:30 AM but fell asleep again. Set up links in real time. Said, “It’s my fault entirely. Like everything in this world.”

Court had a jury issue, so we got A LOT of Nick

- Promoted his recap videos but said “Nothing lands on Rumble for me" regarding vids.

- He acknowledged that Unbreaded is better for a nighttime show, but will do it again if he gets to 69 micropeen Supertips. He laughed it off with, “You [audience] and I have come to an understanding.”

- Complained about not getting a ton of growth on trial streams now that his numbers have settled down.

- Pondered what to do while as court wasn't streaming: “We can talk about Kurt… Or we can talk about the people out there defending the person who illegally gave my child alcohol… Boy, I’ve pissed a lot of people off!”

- He then coped about the issue of remorse. This has been clipped here. My transciption:

"What I did is what I did… I took responsibility for it entirely... in court.“

"I didn’t film all the personal apologies and uhhhh, and, y’know, expressions of remorse and, Like, I didn’t do that and air it to them to the world… I guess, I should have done that individually to each one of my children, to my wife, to my parents.”

“I’m not going to apologize to my in-laws. Fuck them. [laughs] The ones who, um, literally the community who reported me are not the community, uh, at all. And, that story I may elaborate on at some point but… Yeah, those people don’t get an apology from me. Not in the fucking slightest.”

“People would then be, ‘finally! He’s accepting responsibility.'"

"What I did is what I did… I took responsibility for it entirely" in court.“


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- Pontificated on his belief that Jesus saw himself as sinful and that he believes God will "meet you where you are".

- He said that in reports, the Pastor admitted that one of the reasons he came forward was due to a video someone sent the pastor with edits of his views on religion.

- Thanked his audience for watching and promised to deliver more for Members Only. (After a donation of memberships)

- Got a HUGE Supertip:

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- Thanked his Locals members for sticking with him during the last year: “They put food on my family’s table.”

- Someone suggested he add a nanny voice to Supertips. He said it would have to be “completely trashed”.

- He fears he is being "set up to fail" with probation because he's only been tested less than 1x/week. Two of those tests were considered "random" but not really, because he knew he'd be tested after Vegas; he likes his PO: “She seems nice.”

- Discussed drug testing and canines at length. He claims that sweat patch tests are unfavored by courts, canine sniffing is inaccurate. He knows this because he has an "acquaintance" who is a former state trooper.

- He read out the same Superchat 2x; took his meds around 10 AM central

- Pontificated about whether Jesus went east and was exposed to eastern religions as a “youngling”

Court Back

- He was very gay about discussing the looks of an expert witness, a "dreamy doctor"

- He called his audience "morons".

- Talked about Peter Tregos's handsome looks and how he plans to meet up with him next time he's in FL.

- He looked up medical treatments for micro peens

Lunch

- 12:10 central left stream to pick up a daughter. While gone, he showed a vid of a CHILD TESTIFYING about his father killing his sister and mother. He lost 400 viewers. (It was beyond depressing.)

- Nick's daughter wanted to say hi from the car. She did and called everyone "losers". (She may have been joking about Nick hitting her, but I can't make out the audio.)

- He says he's gotten 901 Supertips since returning.

- He banned someone for suggesting that they chargeback Supertips: “You’re a giant fag”

- On adding voices to Supertips, he said that the cost is "minimal" because "it's only Ryan's labor."

Dani Ahn Direct Appearance

- Discussion of Branson, a pedo hunter.

- Said Jeff's (Legal Vices - deceased) voice is coming to Supertips. Jeff’s son has approved it.

- They commiserated about the TSA and being ADD

- Nick said that his boys are largely self-sufficient. They’re homies and get along well. They code together. His oldest daughter’s friend group, is more complex. This friend group makes fun of him.

- When asked about adding an AI voice for Johnny Depp, he admitted that there are copyright issues that need to be considered.

End (Dani Left)

- He said he may report the nanny to CPS because it's within the statute of limitations. He's not sure yet.

- He said he may stream tonight or do a day stream tomorrow with either AVToTheSeventhPower or Andrea Burkhart to discuss the first Read case.

- Begged for people to like, share, and comment, particularly on other platforms.
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Stallyn captured a few bits I missed previously from today's STMS. A superchat asks how Aaron met Nick. Apparently, Chrissie asked Steel Toe to let Nick into his anniversary show, Nick was high on molly during his infamous horrible comedy set, and Nick tried to lick Aaron that night.

Aaron has reason to believe, from the unsourced email he got, that April has left the balldo bunker. Take it for what it's worth.
(And breathe easy, folks - Aaron's on vacation after today, so you don't have to see this jabroni for about a week.)
 
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