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So terrorist attacks happened cause someone got pissed while driving? Good one Chris.
Containment Random Chris Updates
- Thread starter Clown Doll
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- Oct 20, 2014
classic chris- supporting anyone who kills a jerkop.
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- Jun 18, 2015
That guy sure zapped to the extreme over Westminster bridge.
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To be fair the last time Chris plowed his car into someone it was road rage so I can understand his confusion.
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Religion of Road Peace.
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Why did he tweet this to that Tara Strong person as well?
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Chris admits to begin a terrorist.
That dang dirty road rage.
That dang dirty road rage.
He's entitled to that experienced, talented china. Duh.
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This was discussed in Random Updates days ago.
It's the second time in a row Chris bungled his condolences. The first time he called the victims passengers, then watched a WatchMojo clip called "London Terror Attacks! 3 Need to Know Facts!" and was still confused because he then referred to it as road rage.
It's the second time in a row Chris bungled his condolences. The first time he called the victims passengers, then watched a WatchMojo clip called "London Terror Attacks! 3 Need to Know Facts!" and was still confused because he then referred to it as road rage.
Strong might've retweeted it from Obama, so that when Chris commented, it included her name as well.
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Up next: Chris calls the Civil War a "Terrible domestic dispute"
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I dunno, I think a VBIED driver might be considered to have road rage. :^)
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Translation: Dear Tara senpai, see how smart and empathetic I am.
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Road rage is new workplace violence it seems.
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"Someone, Anyone, PLEASE take a pistol and kill Lincoln; shoot him in the head like the impulsive, non-thinking, uncaring Yankee he is."
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War is a window to hell.
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Those dang dirty niggos are all just slow in da minds, so we should be able to keep them as slaves.
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"Not even the African beast women will let me near deir hind-quarters".
Okay let's debunk this right away, shall we:
Loyal: Sold his father's stamp collection, has attacked most people that have been kind to him and offered him any sympathy (Megan, Snyder, Wallflower, Rocky, Bob, kiwifarms),- Empathetic: This one is a real laugh, but he can't even fathom why women and gay men would like penis, which speaks for itself.
- Spiritual: Claims to be pro-LGBT, yet he believes that he was reincarnated into the body of an unattractive, autistic nobody because god disapproved of his past-lifestyle of an overly sexed lesbian. Worships white noise, and has often exploited others as well as the churches he attends.
- Idealistic: Thinks women are gods, and also believes he's the perfect woman, who could provoke envy even from the likes of Pamela Anderson Lee.
- Romantic: Probably does not understand the word in the literal sense, nor can he exhibit or understand romance when used in a loving or sexual connotation.
- Sincere: One word, terrible liar, and an even less sincere "transitioner".
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...You know, I can't really feel too mean towards him. Autists bond better with animals from people I've known.
He needs to mow the damn lawn and bathe them, though. I don't care if they bark at the cat. Dogs eat grass when they have indigestion or no food, and any toxic greens will not sit well.
Those dogs look a bit old anyway. White fur around the noses.
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This argument would be better if Chris wasn't just taking photos of them to get the attention of a 40 something year old woman, who is probably laughing at him as we speak.
I wanted to ask @Marvin , why this sudden tweet storm to celebrity women on facebook? Has the sudden burst of Vitamin D during spring bolstered his libido?
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Obviously I'm not Marvin, but Chris has always had a serious problem with Notice Me Senpai behavior towards celebrities. Remember he believed Myamoto would find his video pitches and adopt Sonichu just from that. Chris has been cheeping at Tara Strong and anyone else related to MLP since the whole brony thing started. It's just gotten more visible lately. Probably because Strong is always sperging about Trump and LGBT stuff nowadays.