Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[drachenbarde]

Maybe on Planet Retard.

Seems like you are speaking from experience

 

[klinik]

JUICESPORTS IS BACK

noah owner of shuffle offered boss to play a cs match and for each round he wins he would get 50$, boss then proceeds to team up with some rat that ZUSE'd him multiple times MAKING HIM FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY, the rat got kicked and somehow still kept coming back this shit is so wrong dude FUCKING RETARDS DUMBFUCKS

he then proceeds to get a 1 day ban for doing some pest control, our generation is so fucked up dude THIS IS WRONG DUDE THIS IS WRONG

 

[Anonymous Pool Services]

Seems like you are speaking from experience

Yes, he's very experienced with dealing with the unscrupulous ambassadors from Planet Retard, where you emerged squealing and shitting from the plasma pits. I heard on the Podcast that your planet is next in line for extinction for corrupting the universe with your retardation. Care to comment?

 

[klinik]

earlier shuffle noah challenged boss to a connect 4 and tic tac toe game in exchange for some juicers on shuffle and this was the result

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES BRO, THEY ARE SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIC TAC TOE? FUCK THAT, LETS DO A COINFLIP

WHY YOU WONT 1V1 BOSS TO A COINFLIP NOAH? ARE YOU SCARED PUSSY??

 

[MadStan]

BMJ actually lost games of Tic-Tac-Toe. "How do you fucking win this game? I don't understand bro! You can not win. If I put it in the right spot, it would still be a loss, trust me dewd."

Skip the testing stage, we have a full retard, certified.

"My brain isn't right for this." Yes, this is a challenging game indeed.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

From Norm Macdonald's book "Based on a True Story". He had a pretty bad gambling addiction so I read his book shortly after getting into bossman. Very good read for any fans of Norm or Bossman.

Hot take, I've never thought Norm Macdonald was funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Bugger, That Fanny Lovely!

OH MY GOOD LORD
OH MY BLOODY GOOD LORD M8
THESE GAMES ARE CROOKED M8 I SWARE ON ME FOOKIN MUM!
The council's rigged these fookin games against me.

 

[break these cuffs]

Hot take, I've never thought Norm Macdonald was funny and was pretty sure all my comedy friends who did were either nuts or screwing with me.

Mr. President, a second Norm has his the eleven.

 

[adabee]

earlier shuffle noah challenged boss to a connect 4 and tic tac toe game in exchange for some juicers on shuffle and this was the result

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES BRO, THEY ARE SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIC TAC TOE? FUCK THAT, LETS DO A COINFLIP

WHY YOU WONT 1V1 BOSS TO A COINFLIP NOAH? ARE YOU SCARED PUSSY??
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holy shit this was physically hard to watch, he is so cooked

 

[AgarthaCrack]

sadmanjack back in full force

 

[artistichead376]

BMJ actually lost games of Tic-Tac-Toe. "How do you fucking win this game? I don't understand bro! You can not win. If I put it in the right spot, it would still be a loss, trust me dewd."

Skip the testing stage, we have a full retard, certified.

"My brain isn't right for this." Yes, this is a challenging game indeed.

Lol Shuffle bro knows BMJ's # too lmfao. It's virtually impossible to lose tic tac toe, if you're good, the worst that happens is a tie. Cue Mr. Mackey "Drugs are bad don't do drugs."

 

[evilsponge]

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sadmanjack back in full force

Nobody knows what its like, to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind coked eyes

 

[FavoriteColor]

JUICESPORTS IS BACK

noah owner of shuffle offered boss to play a cs match and for each round he wins he would get 50$, boss then proceeds to team up with some rat that ZUSE'd him multiple times MAKING HIM FEEL SOME TYPE OF WAY, the rat got kicked and somehow still kept coming back this shit is so wrong dude FUCKING RETARDS DUMBFUCKS

he then proceeds to get a 1 day ban for doing some pest control, our generation is so fucked up dude THIS IS WRONG DUDE THIS IS WRONG
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This screams noobdog.. He's got the tech on the votekick / tk ban dodges

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

holy shit this was physically hard to watch, he is so cooked

That has to be a comedy bit, right? Like if you had a toddler who was that bad at tik tac toe, the doctors would definitely recount the number of chromosomes it has

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

earlier shuffle noah challenged boss to a connect 4 and tic tac toe game in exchange for some juicers on shuffle and this was the result

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES BRO, THEY ARE SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIC TAC TOE? FUCK THAT, LETS DO A COINFLIP

WHY YOU WONT 1V1 BOSS TO A COINFLIP NOAH? ARE YOU SCARED PUSSY??
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Maybe these old drug PSAs were onto something about your brain on drugs

 

[Nagato Kai Ni Surigao]

Holy shit this cannot be real. He's so retarded that when he sees CASINO OWNER gets to go first and places an X in the middle, he refreshes the page thinking it will go away. They couldn't make an anti-drug PSA this good if they tried

 

[Testiculated Giraffe]

earlier shuffle noah challenged boss to a connect 4 and tic tac toe game in exchange for some juicers on shuffle and this was the result

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES BRO, THEY ARE SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIC TAC TOE? FUCK THAT, LETS DO A COINFLIP

WHY YOU WONT 1V1 BOSS TO A COINFLIP NOAH? ARE YOU SCARED PUSSY??
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I find it objectively hilarious that he's still stimming like crazy with his mouse even when playing connect four.

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

I was legitimately screaming at the screen as BMJ somehow loses OVER AND OVER AND OVER ON EASY WINS.

This is the funniest shit ever.

 

[Wimbydong]

earlier shuffle noah challenged boss to a connect 4 and tic tac toe game in exchange for some juicers on shuffle and this was the result

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE GAMES BRO, THEY ARE SO HARD, WHAT THE FUCK IS A TIC TAC TOE? FUCK THAT, LETS DO A COINFLIP

WHY YOU WONT 1V1 BOSS TO A COINFLIP NOAH? ARE YOU SCARED PUSSY??
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Connect 4 and Tic-Tac-Toe are draws with perfect play which means that his opponents are cheating RATS bish, Bossman AustinGambles always plays perfectly

 

[sedoL]

Holy shit this cannot be real. He's so retarded that when he sees CASINO OWNER gets to go first and places an X in the middle, he refreshes the page thinking it will go away. They couldn't make an anti-drug PSA this good if they tried

I showed this thread to my son. The result? He no longer smokes crack but NOW HE FUCKS YOUR MOM! DTPN!