Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RodgerDodger]

He looks like someone cut all his skin off and then put it back on again in a hurry.

Most (white) people have only ever encountered actual drug users as the stoned dudes in college or the occasional pill popping wine mom. Maybe the squeegy guys they drive past at intersections with the windows rolled up. Nick is approaching the hardcore "begging for a hit next to the Kwikimart Dumpster" professional tier heavy user. They tend to look like chemo patients. Just greasier, smellier and with more hair. But the principle is somewhat similar. They are both dumping poison into their veins that will ravage their bodies. Just the chemo patients have a sane and legitimate reason for doing it. And they're not having fun. Whereas Nick? This is what "Recreational Chemo" looks like. It looks shockingly like you're wearing somebody elses skin.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Most (white) people have only ever encountered actual drug users as the stoned dudes in college or the occasional pill popping wine mom. Maybe the squeegy guys they drive past at intersections with the windows rolled up. Nick is approaching the hardcore "begging for a hit next to the Kwikimart Dumpster" professional tier heavy user. They tend to look like chemo patients. Just greasier, smellier and with more hair. But the principle is somewhat similar. They are both dumping poison into their veins that will ravage their bodies. Just the chemo patients have a sane and legitimate reason for doing it. And they're not having fun. Whereas Nick? This is what "Recreational Chemo" looks like. It looks shockingly like you're wearing somebody elses skin.

*Most white bread ass people*, I think you mean.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Nick is live and he is very... fidgety.

lmao he's definitely tweaking. He can't keep still for even a second.

 

[Dude Snakes]

Nick raging at Keanu was unbearable to watch, I want to beat this faggot black and blue.

 

[Fagliacci]

Is he ever glad that he didn't stream last night, that might have been a bad idea. The whippets really are turning his brain into mush.

Spoiler: Hindsight

"I have a lot of animosity" and "I don't really care for them to be on this earth anymore" sound so much different the day after when not yelling it at the top of your lungs while high on whippits. What happened to the flaying on a cross thing, he sounded so passionate about it last night.

Spoiler: Hate

 

[Gator_Aids]

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This has some real J. Jonah Jameson vibes.

"Jershua Conner Moon is a MENACE!"
"Bring me pictures of the Toe eating my goo!"

lol @ crackieta getting the withdrawal shakes and chills
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After last night I highly suspect Nick went extremely hard on the nitrous. What we are seeing is what can only be classified as hangover / withdrawal.

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Throughout the last week I've been running different hypotheticals through my head. Between what Null has teased, what Sean has said in regards to "70 pages" and Aaron stating his knowledge of the existence of new documents. At this point I think it might just be easiest to ask the question directly, though I'm anticipating silence, for now, if I'm correct. So here goes:

@MNPublicRecords do you have the transcripts from the arrests? 70 pages seems about right.

 

[arc minsk]

mnpublicrecords is rekieta's nanny. apparently she has been a nanny for like 7 lawyers in a town of 40 people.she got the connects.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Meanwhile on twitter a bit of a new trend has begun whenever Rekieta posts:

I doubt anyone sharing his genetics looks this good but still, it's a funny meme they've started.

 

[Soapmore]

Does this guy ever take a shower, wash his hair, do any personal hygiene?

You shut your mouth. Nick is just evolving into his final, if greasy, final form. Who are we to judge a greasy god of deception? A patron saint of addiction and abuse? Witness his shrill sermons, extolling the anti-virtues of women and truth-tellers! We are not worthy to judge.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Does this guy ever take a shower, wash his hair, do any personal hygiene?

For someone who shower texts he sure doesnt use the shower for its intended purpose.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

just glad he is seething and miserable too. and the best part is still 2 weeks away.

 

[Soapmore]

For someone who shower texts he sure doesnt use the shower for its intended purpose.

When you're that greasy, water is repelled, thus negating it's function as a solute.
What's required is a magic ingredient...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOt1kxydLyc&t=38s

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Faggot is deleting people in the chat. Saw a Keanu reference just get sweeped.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

Faggot is deleting people in the chat. Saw a Keanu reference just get sweeped.

He really got felted and destroyed by Keanu. I watched her stream after her performance and it was pretty good. She continued to felt all of them, especially Melton (I don't care to spell his name properly). He should be renamed to Felton, Felton the Diddler.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Is he ever glad that he didn't stream last night, that might have been a bad idea. The whippets really are turning his brain into mush.

Spoiler: Hindsight

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"I have a lot of animosity" and "I don't really care for them to be on this earth anymore" sound so much different the day after when not yelling it at the top of your lungs while high on whippits. What happened to the flaying on a cross thing, he sounded so passionate about it last night.

Spoiler: Hate

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I can't help but imagine an FBI Profiler would have a field day watching Nicky. he looks like something from a Stephen King novel.

 

[PrestonHolt]

Nick is currently off list for LOTY 2025

If he's not on the list I'm gonna vote for the least funny option, fucking Jannies trying to keep Nick from having more trophies than Ralph.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

What cracks me up about crashouts like this so that you’re on a fucking video call.
Yeah, retreat may make you look like a bitch, but going full retard is a hundred times worse. Just hang up the phone bro, but hey it’s funnier when you don’t so whatever Balldoman.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Nick appears to be in another Twitter spree, making non-sensical replies to Geno. Note he was so proud of that reply that he reposted it nine minutes after the first time.

 

[make_it_so]

Nick appears to be in another Twitter spree, making non-sensical replies to Geno. Note he was so proud of that reply that he reposted it nine minutes after the first time.

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Amazing how someone who graduated law school can have such poor reading comprehension.

(j/k, I know the Balldo cuck is being deliberately disingenuous here)

 

[GeeWilickers47]

She'll never leave unless he goes to prison or dies. She's useless.

We really need to stop attributing any sort of agency to Kayla. As harsh as it as, from everything we've heard, she's more like a piece of furniture than a person. Just completely and utterly spineless and brainless.