Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Hellion]

20 years of habit

Contrast the wording....such emotional heartstrings-pulling verbiage for April ("cared deeply about") and all Kayla gets a Borat-esque "my wife". He feels so empowered in the hug-box called a pedophile's chat in the wee hours to rant and simp; pathetic is an understatement.

"cared deeply about" vs. "20 years of habit"

Gee, what a romantic, what a totally not toxic, co-dependent and resentful relationship Nick has with his wife.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

NICK REKIETA!

Nick Rekieta told me I can cum on his wife!
It'll only cost me $50 bucks

-Aaron Imholte (probably)​

 

[AnOminous]

Fuck each and everyone of the KV people. However, not a single fucking one of them had a child test positive for coke nor did any of them let someone else fuck their wife.

Even Ron Toye is a better person than Nick.

God, he's impossible to watch. His eyes rolling everywhere, looking at ceiling cats and screens and the door and the floor - never once at or near the camera. I feel like I'm watching Stevie Wonder, and I don't mean that in a rude way - it's like his eyes can't focus on anything.

It's because he's completely lost his mind and nothing he says isn't a lie. He couldn't tell the truth with a gun to his head. He can't even look at the camera because he knows all he's doing is vomiting utterly insane lies.

The entire livestream flew right over this thread's head.

It's almost impressive how Nick's streams blow so much that the thread actually slows down when he's solo streaming. Nick being asleep and doing literally nothing is more interesting than his babbling and burbling on his weaksauce streams.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Even Ron Toye is a better person than Nick.

For one, Ron's got significantly more strength in his remote hand.

 

[Naaaaaaa]

A few more.

From Keanu's chat. A familiar face. (Sean was also there offering support.)
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She's the one who confronted Nick on Chrissie's show many moons ago.

From Nick's chat at the end.
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This bitch, even after all that happened, still wants to fuck outside his marriage.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Wait, what?

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Aaron BEAT April and Keanu endorses it?

I wonder if Nick will EVER figure out the inverse proportion between “caring about” April and caring about Kayla.

His star crossed lover routine is fucking disgusting

 

[AnOminous]

For one, Ron's got significantly more strength in his remote hand.

He's also not a literal cuck.

Remember how much Nick rabbited on about what a total cuck Ron was, despite him only being a figurative cuck, while Nick is the hugest LITERAL cuck walking on two feet?

 

[make_it_so]

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This bitch, even after all that happened, still wants to fuck outside his marriage.

Maybe, but I'm pretty sure this is an attempt at humor on Nick's part.

And like all previous attempts, it's painfully unfunny.

 

[Ollie Beach]

Nick gets so mad arguing with Keanu thinking she may have talked to April more recently than him. He can't handle the break up with April, so he gets so jealous and angry someone else might still talk to her .

 

[AnOminous]

Nick gets so mad arguing with Keanu thinking she may have talked to April more recently than him. He can't handle the break up with April, so he gets so jealous and angry someone else might still talk to her .

Sucks to suck.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Nick gets so mad arguing with Keanu thinking she may have talked to April more recently than him. He can't handle the break up with April, so he gets so jealous and angry someone else might still talk to her .

I think part of why Keanu is impossibly triggering to Nick is that she’s twiggy, which Nick thinks is hot, and she married a fat guy, which Nick has developed a whole ass eating disorder to avoid because he’s such a shallow retard he thinks that’s how to get laid after 40

Basically, in less words, he hates Keanu because he wants to fuck her and knows he can’t

 

[MadStan]

Nicks idea of damage control is to put a tin of gasoline on the fire. If he had spoken like this, tweeted like this and acted like this in his beginning he never would have risen as a streamer. But he thinks it is now key to his success to act the idiot. It reminds me of Ethan when someone on his killstream thread pointed out how he used to write people years ago - it is night and day to the person we know as Ethan now. The same can be said of Nick.

It startles me these people think they are the same people they were years ago - they aren’t.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Basically, in less words, he hates Keanu because he wants to fuck her and knows he can’t

He also has the impotent rage, because his dick no work. That's why he has the balldo.

 

[Laura Loomer]

whole ass eating disorder

My brain skipped over "whole" and I was seriously confused for a second

If anyone could develop an ass-eating disorder it would probably be Nick.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

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As of 03:28 CST , Nick is once again seething on Twitter instead of making sure he is adequately rested to care for his five children.
Keep depending on prescription drugs Nick, your becoming worse than Joe Matarese at this rate.

I'm pretty sure drug abuse, child neglect, and swinging are all cornerstones of Reddit, not us, Nick.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Does this guy ever take a shower, wash his hair, do any personal hygiene?

He takes showers, but exclusively as a place to send bitchy texts.

Rekieta is so stinky he’s literally attracting flies.

This nigger is a packet of hotdogs away from becoming Acerthorn.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

For one, Ron's got significantly more strength in his remote hand.

It just dawned on me that Nick and Ron are basically in the same weight class now.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN MkII]

One of the absolute best parts of Nick's absolute meltdown talking to Keanu are when he's screaming and his voice get's so high pitched that it sounds like he inhaled helium or like someone sped uo the video. He sounds like he could be the fourth member of the Bee Gees with that falsetto. Someone who's good with AI has got to take the highest pitched voice samples of Nick and have AI use that to sing Bee Gees songs like Stayin Alive, More Than A Woman, and especially the song Tragedy.

I think "I started a Joke" would be better, considering Nick's circumstances.

Unlike animal predators, human predators hide amongst the prey. They try to blend in and further their agenda, while acting from a position of respect and authority. That's why there are a lot of chomos in schools and churches. It gives them easier access to their victims. Rekieta knew that the only way he could get some pussy was to pretend to be a non-threat and then weasel his way into the panties of the first retarded bitch that took the bait.

Nick pretended to be gay to get close to Kayla, then 20 years later he pretended to be straight to get close to Aaron.

Nick should put the silicone wedding band back on, so when he punches himself in the head it won't leave a welt. And do you think Nick looks up to the Joker because he reminded him of his mother?

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

The way he completely lost his mind and was screaming and yelling like a berserk lunatic is probably the way he treats Kayla and his kids.

This is the way he acts when the camera is off.

Major Mr Gueermo vibes from this flaming frustrated fruit


This is what Limpdick Nick wants to do to /ourgirl/ Keanu

 

[Melty Butter]

Okay, after watching Meme Copium conflating April's THREE stories of abuse, I'm going to break it down.

(It's fine. It wasn't the focus of Meme's stream - Keanu was. But I think it's worth a breakdown. Mostly, I'm not citing sources because they're all available ITT or on MNPublicRecords threads, and that takes a lot of time.)

1) In ASHLEY'S TRO (I believe it was 2023), released by MNPR, she claimed that April told her about being headbutted and squeezed by Aaron so she couldn't breathe. Aaron has since confirmed that there was a big fight, but says that he never hurt her and certainly didn't headbutt her. He didn't want his kids to hear them fighting and was trying to get her to shut up. NOTE: When Nick cited a "police report" on the matter (during the confrontation with Keanu), I believe it's the TRO he's talking about.

2) In November 2024, during April's schtzo tweets (some possibly being written by Nick), she intimated being raped. People assumed she was accusing Aaron, but this tweet cleared it up.

Assuming it happened, it was a past relationship.

3) Recently, out of the blue, Nick has said that the April/Aaron sex became "less consensual". April has not commented whatsoever. Until April comes forward we can assume it's all bullshit.