Troons should form Twisted Sister tribute bands.
Even fucking Hazbin Hotel managed to mostly get this right. For as much as that series fucks around with theology to appeal to the creator's fetish for gay ships, it still portrays Heaven as an objectively appealing place that people in Hell want to get to.
They've already been shouting "We're not gonna take it anymore" after not being able to lurk in the women's bathrooms, so they're already half the way there.
Are we sure this is a humanity problem and not just a standard 'Burger education is woefully inadequate' problem? Because I'm English and I could understand that passage perfectly well. I think a lot of English people could understand that passage perfectly well. I suppose I might be generous and say the problem is that American English and British English have evolved so separately that older examples of British English are incomprehensible to younger Americans, but there's no way I see only 15% of British readers being functionally incapable of understanding that passage.
I'll write down in my notes, "Subject did not manage to verbalize a single line of the text in the allotted time period. Subject got angry and hurled insults for the duration of the allotted test period instead. Subject indicated more time would be appropriate, but failed to offer any indication they would do anything with the additional time besides continuing the same pattern. Subject insisted he was way smarter than people who made more progress on the test than he did because they made some errors along the way, but his total 0% completion rate renders such claims ridiculous.
as:
Alternatively, subject is simply aware the original statement was obviously true and decided to shift the goalposts because he is in an angry insult hurling mood and wishes to avoid being seen as a person who hurls insults and calls people stupid when he is in fact the one who is wrong on the internet."
In this case, what troons actually mean is that they're "not gonna take it anymore (up the ass)" with dragon dildos. No guarantee they won't cease the practice altogether; ideally, they should stick to taking it only with power drills from here on out.
God that sucks. Where I’m at, the only law on the book still that isn’t federal is you can’t shoot a deer with a machine gun.
WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T SHOOT A DEER WITH A MACHINE GUN. I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERCIA FFS.
Free college courses...for actual college credit? Or just free information which you can already get from a million other sources?
Don't ask questions. Just shut up.
You're completely ignoring the fact that:
which is not excused by time pressure or having to verbalize the work they've been given.
So basically they're initiating entire college courses on why they're a bunch of sore losers
Addendum: Subject loitered outside of test area hurling insults at test giver and insisting he could in fact pass the test and was smarter than all the people who did better than him on it.
To their credit, I was able to look up free courses from Harvard's website. Searching "constitution" netted me three free results.
CREDIT
Which is still not even college credit, lol. How generous of them!
It's like an animal hissing at a predator, it's a desperate last move to try and look like you're unbothered when you are, in fact, quite bothered.
