🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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Only the best styrofoam for the host of the illustrious #Killstream
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lol, he’s very easy to impress but I guess after a year of eating tortas out of Mexican kitchen/garages the Holiday Inn express Sunday breakfast buffet seems like a king’s feast.

Amazing even when he’s eating ā€œgoodā€ there are still disposable dishes involved. Ralphs seem to have a natural avoidance to china and stainless flatware. I bet he owns zero dishes in the Mexican shack. It’s all plastic and styrofoam eating. (TBH he even lived that way in Richmond which was pathetic)
 
Ralph reveals why he shopped at Target. It's because he's using Google Pay to pay for everything.

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Isn't Google Pay the same as Apple Pay? Just contactless pay, right?

I thought most places accepted contactless payment, during COVID there was a push for retailers to update their POS to start accepting them. The place I worked at back then received complimentary new hardware for that purpose.

Unless he's doing something strange like tying it to Sandra's PayPal or not pairing it with a real credit card / bank account, then that becomes a matter of fraud protection on the part of the retailer. Absolute wigger behaviour if that's the case.

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Ralph regularly posting pictures of slop and very mid food and acting like it's some refined delicacy was a genre I missed.

We are so back.
 
Ralph currently being ubered to see his son with two balloons, also got a receipt gay log so no I didn't steal them bitch
That’s lil Xanny’s birthday cake? Seriously?
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Can we talk about how pitiful this is?
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No ā€˜happy birthday, Xander!’ inscribed on it, no candles to blow out, nothing? He couldn’t have sprung for a personalized cake? No ice cream, just a slice of cake in a plastic box? Ralph gonna roll into that 2 hour supervised visit with this, for the big ā€˜birthday celebration’?
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Are these cheap ass toys even wrapped, or is he just gonna show up with that sad ā€˜cake’ and a plastic bag full of Target crap? lol. lmao even.
 
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That’s lil Xanny’s birthday cake? Seriously?
I wonder if he bothered to ask what his favorite flavor was. Prolly not.
Are these cheap ass toys even wrapped, or is he just gonna show up with that sad ā€˜cake’ and a plastic bag full of Target crap? lol. lmao even.
Oh, good point. No bag in sight either. Jesus Ralph. I get wrapping gifts is a pain in the ass if you never do it. He's never bought anything that wasn't expressly for him, but the least you could do is buy a frickin' gift bag. Don't tell me he's gonna show up with the plastic Target bag and say:

Ralph: "Here yerr go, Alexander. Don't let dem ayylawgs say your daddeh doesn't lub you.

<Ralph goes to the mandatory government observer>

Ralph: "Make him say he lubs me. Da ayylawgs don't belieb meh."
 
Only someone incapable of contributing to and improving society in a meaningful way - like a NEET hiding in the third world - is forced to resort to citing reproduction as the entire purpose of being alive.
Even viruses which don't fit the definition of being alive are capable of reproducing.
 
Oh, good point. No bag in sight either. Jesus Ralph. I get wrapping gifts is a pain in the ass if you never do it. He's never bought anything that wasn't expressly for him, but the least you could do is buy a frickin' gift bag.
There's a gift bag behind the big velociraptor or whatever type of dinosaur that is.

In his defense, wrapping any of those particular toys would be a pain in the ass.

Funnier to me is that he took the photo of the cake and the balloons while riding in the back of an Uber.

I'm probably in the minority, but I do think he's legitimately doing what he can to the best of his ability. He barely knows Xander and his frame of reference for birthday celebrations is limited to whatever it is Sandra did for him (which was assuredly bleak, based on the infamous wall hammer photo). He obviously crossed into the states and called the Uber to the visitation facility, with a stop at a supermarket to pick up the slice of cake and the balloons.
 
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Unless he's doing something strange like tying it to Sandra's PayPal or not pairing it with a real credit card / bank account, then that becomes a matter of fraud protection on the part of the retailer. Absolute wigger behaviour if that's the case.
This appears to be the case, Ralphs bank account is the same tin can he shakes on the digital street corner known as the Killstream.
Are these cheap ass toys even wrapped
I imagine if security spotted a bearded man obscuring most of his face running towards them with a wrapped package they'd assume it's a suicide bomber and shoot him on sight. Basically It's the Biden Administrations fault the gifts aren't wrapped if you want to know the truth about it.
 
So I’m giving Ralph a 24 hour pass today. I understand šŸ’Æ that he’s a pill popping, alcoholic rage pig that has directly caused everything terrible that’s happened to him. He’s getting what he deserves. It seems to me though, just for today, that based upon the circumstances he’s placed himself in, he’s actually doing the right thing. Maybe it is only to own the alogs or get some Xitter followers. I don’t much care. To the best of his ability I believe he’s at least doing what he’s supposed to do based upon where he is in his life.

Tomorrow is another day and I’m sure the xannies and rage will be flowing freely for me to shit on and laugh at. Today, I’m going to leave him alone. There’s plenty of ways to shit on Rekieta neglecting his kids as he huffs Galaxy Gas and his own farts anyways.
 
Best thing I like about this fat idiot is that he has to constantly post on the Internet to show what he is doing in an attempt to own the people who ridicule him.

Posting ebidence of him taking some gifts to his "son" for his birthday is not the win he seems to think it is. As has been pointed out here numerous times, EVERYONE knows he is only seeing 1 of his kids for a couple of hours every month or two, if that. The other he doesn't even see anymore and most likely NEVER will see his daughter again. Good thing he is so fucked in the head that it doesn't bother him. Most of us would be heartbroken and devastated that we lost our child(ren), especially if it was due to our own fault. But not Ralph, he is #1, fuck muh children! Like it's bad enough you fuck up one relationship with a mother of your child and jeopardize your access to your offspring, but Ralph lost 2, from 2 different women in his life! How much of an asshole does one need to be to lose access to your 2 children who aren't even siblings?

Yes sir, we'd all be gloating too if we were an obtuse low IQ moron that had to show everyone how great we are by going to see muh son on his birthday with some gifts we bought him. It is more important to Ralph to stick it to and burn all the haters then it is to quietly spend time with and enjoy the fact that he can actually see his son for a small portion of time given the horrible and disgusting things he has done to the boy's mother (and his other kid's mom too). He can't just forget about the Internet for a brief time and must "prove" he is a great guy! But it makes sense that he does post so much as that is all he has in his sad and pathetic life, people on the Internet who either laugh at, mock or make fun of his sorry excuse of a life. The few people who actually do like him or give him money number less than 20 and are probably similarly retarded like him. Ralph is living a modern day Truman Show tbh, and is too fucking stupid to grasp it. Gotta look cool on the Internet, cause there is no one in his real life to impress.

Ralph is a lonely and sad aging drunk and drug addict who lost both his children & who is one of the top clowns that is the subject of a thread (in his case an entire subforum) on the notorious Kiwi Farms, the website that makes fun of and documents the retarded in society. And good old Ralph keeps complying by constantly posting about his pathetic life that he believes somehow is a huge victory, but it is only in his peanut brain. He will never interact with his son on a daily basis like MOST fathers do, never help his son with schoolwork or attend all his son's sports events (assuming he breaks the mold and is placed in activities and doesn't end up a slob like his sperm donor) or have any meaningful connection with him. Ralph will only ever be able to see him under supervision and for a mere pittance of time. The boy has turned 4 and how long in total has Ralph spent with him? Has it even been a full day if you add up all the hours? The boy has lived for 1400+ days, Ralph has seen him for 1, or maybe 2 days in total. LOLOLOL Dad of the year for 4 years running for sure!

What is way more egregious however is that he will NEVER have the honor of walking his daughter down the aisle (assuming she turns out normal which, with the great Harry Morris' guidance, she probably will). I am sure Harry will fill that role proudly when the time comes and it really would be all for the best as the less that his daughter knows about who her father was, the better. What an embarrassment for a young girl growing into a lady it would be to have it known that this fat disgusting piece of garbage was her father. The Internet never forgets and all of Ralph's abhorrent and repugnant actions and words will always be easily found and will never be forgotten.

tl;dr: Ralph thinks constantly posting about his life on the Internet makes him look good. It doesn't.
 
It seems to me though, just for today, that based upon the circumstances he’s placed himself in, he’s actually doing the right thing.
I don’t know. I have a friend who’s parents were divorced and he told me how every time their alcoholic dad came around he promised he changed and dropped off a ton of presents and gifts and it would seem great until he disappeared and fell into the drinking hole for a few months before doing the same thing over and over again before he was found dead. Plus this is just like Ralph with women buying Amazon gifts and love bombing them before calling them whores when they show the slightest bit of disagreement.

I guess we can compliment Ralph for not being like Ronnie and sending schizophrenic rants but we don’t know what he talks about with Xander and he did complain to the court about corn so I’m wouldn’t be surprised if he shows up and talks about Johm Potter
 
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I guess we can compliment Ralph for not being like Ronnie and sending schizophrenic rants but we don’t know what he talks about with Xander and he did complain to the court about corn so I’m wouldn’t be surprised if he shows up and talks about Johm Potter
Just because he was evicted from the children's lives before they achieved self awareness is not a reason to compliment him. If he can access them later on in life and he is still alive he will revel in sending them messages about what a whore their mother is, how he's glad she's worthless and how much he hates them/what a disappointment they are when they say sorry I don't think I want to live in a shack in rural Mexico.
He drunkenly threatened to kill the mother of his child as the child wailed in the background. Hooray he didn't rape his kids like his dad to him isn't a compliment.
 
I don’t know. I have a friend who’s parents were divorced and he told me how every time their alcoholic dad came around he promised he changed and dropped off a ton of presents and gifts and it would seem great until he disappeared and fell into the drinking hole for a few months before doing the same thing over and over again before he was found dead.
This tracks with my experience. My childhood best friend grew up without her dad because he was a deadbeat druggie and it was the same story every single time. Her dad would show up to shower her with love and affection, promising her that things had changed and that he'd put in effort to be more involved in her life, only to fall right back into old habits and end up totally unreachable due to drug abuse for months on end. Rinse repeat for YEARS. Even when we were kids she had gotten numb to it. Told me she considered MY dad more like a dad to her than her actual father, because she'd spent so much time in our house at that point.

Honestly Ralph's persistent attempts of appearing like a caring father to his kid is more pathetic than anything. If he truly gave a fuck about Xander and Rosie he'd actually try and get his life in order so he could become a more active part in the life of BOTH his children instead of using his supervised visitation as a publicity stunt. It's easy to say you love your kids when you only have to spend a few hours with them every month. That's not being a father, Ethan.
 
Having children gives a lot of peoples' lives important meaning, but to assert that the purpose of life is solely to create more life? That's just a vacuous tautology and reduces us to nothing but mindless drones.
Couldn't agree more. The high IQ individual readily recognizes that the ultimate purpose of life is not lowly reproduction which any subhuman (EDIT: other than Null) is capable of, but rather the truly meaningful actions like watching anime or running behind-the-scenes gayops with Mr. Vickers.

The Ralphamale gets once again completely blown out by logic and reason.
 
So I’m giving Ralph a 24 hour pass today. I understand šŸ’Æ that he’s a pill popping, alcoholic rage pig that has directly caused everything terrible that’s happened to him. He’s getting what he deserves. It seems to me though, just for today, that based upon the circumstances he’s placed himself in, he’s actually doing the right thing. Maybe it is only to own the alogs or get some Xitter followers. I don’t much care. To the best of his ability I believe he’s at least doing what he’s supposed to do based upon where he is in his life.

Tomorrow is another day and I’m sure the xannies and rage will be flowing freely for me to shit on and laugh at. Today, I’m going to leave him alone. There’s plenty of ways to shit on Rekieta neglecting his kids as he huffs Galaxy Gas and his own farts anyways.
While it is quite honorable of you to do that and I do understand where you are coming from, if you look at the big picture, as you said he "has directly caused everything terrible that's happened to him" and that is the whole point.

Ralph should not be visiting his son, under supervision, for a couple of hours on his birthday. Ralph should have not allowed himself to become a "pill popping, alcoholic rage pig that has directly caused everything terrible that’s happened to him". If he had any sense of decorum and had some humility and was humble, he wouldn't be in this position where he sees one child for a couple of hours a year with someone watching over them and his other child will be a distant memory as he will never lay his eyes upon her ever again.

So, while yes, he is doing the right thing by visiting his estranged son on his birthday, if he wasn't the complete failure he was, he would be able to visit him more regularly and perhaps even be able to see his daughter. But like with so many of these retarded and sick individuals that the Farms have a thread on, the kids are just a prop, bargaining chip or tool for Ralph to use as leverage in one way or the other. If he cared about either child, he would shut his fat mouth, try to act like a real human being and make amends for all he has done and repair the damage (if possible) to everyone he has wronged. He could today, right now, choose to make himself into more of a real man and a great father and if he did take that path, maybe by the grace of god, his children's mothers will see he actually changed for the better and allow him to reconnect and have a meaningful relationship with his children.

But it won't ever happen, cause Ralph is Ralph and his course in life is set. He will always be the nasty slob and worthless pig that he has chosen to be. In Ethan Ralph's world, only Ethan Ralph is important, everyone else ultimately means nothing to him when push comes to shove. The documented history of all the things he has done and said shows that is the way it is. In spades.

In a very small way I feel sorry for him because whatever happened to him when he was a child and in his formative years really made him into the "man" he is today. Like his own children, he was just an innocent who happened to have parent(s) that fucked him over royally and ensured that as an adult he would not be a valued and functioning member of society. He didn't ask for it, he didn't want it, but that was his lot in life sadly and like many children who grow up in a shitty environment or broken home, his brain got all kinds of fucked from it and it surely played a role in the development of the failure and loser he has become as an adult.

At least his children don't have his influence and presence in their life so good chance they will turn out better. Daughter should be good, not sure about the son given he still can see him and the maternal side of his son's family is all kinds of crazy too.

tl;dr: Nice to cut ER some slack, but he doesn't deserve it.
Honestly Ralph's persistent attempts of appearing like a caring father to his kid is more pathetic than anything. If he truly gave a fuck about Xander and Rosie he'd actually try and get his life in order so he could become a more active part in the life of BOTH his children instead of using his supervised visitation as a publicity stunt. It's easy to say you love your kids when you only have to spend a few hours with them every month. That's not being a father, Ethan.
EXACTLY! 100% agreed. That is the crux of it.

Ralph would rather be a fat slob shooting his mouth off on the Internet trying to impress a handful of people that he is some badass dude when a real man and human being would be focused on regaining a meaningful relationship with their children, that they lost as a result of being said fat slob.
 
just for today, that based upon the circumstances he’s placed himself in, he’s actually doing the right thing.
Here’s the thing though- he’s not doing this for the kid or trying to do the ā€˜right thing,’ he’s doing it so he can flex online that he’s ā€˜celebratin’ wif muh suuhhnn’ to OWN THE HATERS.
Ralph's persistent attempts of appearing like a caring father to his kid is more pathetic than anything. If he truly gave a fuck about Xander and Rosie he'd actually try and get his life in order so he could become a more active part in the life of BOTH his children instead of using his supervised visitation as a publicity stunt
^^ this.
 
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