Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

Does this dipshit even look at the thumbnails before he posts? He literally looks like despair personified.

And since it was several pages back:
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This is like van Gogh painting levels of sheer unadulterated sadness. Edvard Munch even.

Sheeesh, that dented hairline....

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Does this dipshit even look at the thumbnails before he posts? He literally looks like despair personified.

And since it was several pages back:

This is like van Gogh painting levels of sheer unadulterated sadness. Edvard Munch even.

Rekieta is getting PUSHED DOWN by the YOUTUBE ALGORITHM which is OUT TO GET HIM. You think Rekieta's 400,000 subscribers wouldn't be rushing to click on these streams if they could only see them?


(These are crops of his 5 thumbnails in the past month which show his non-AI face in them.)

I still think the purple shirt one is the worst but the one from last night is a pretty close second.

In the earlier stream, Kevin offered Null to go on his stream with the bodycam. I presume he would make more doing it on his own stream, but Kevin does pay his guests.

What is the incentive of going on a much smaller stream? Kevin is only big by the low standards of the Dabbleverse and gets probably 1/5 of the viewership. Keanu getting paid to guest on the stream is a great deal for her when she does streams to dozens of viewers on a good day though.

Last week (or about 500 pages ago maybe) I proposed that @Null puts the news hamster down in the corner, perhaps dressed as a cop, but News Hamster in every frame would be good. And everyone would see Nick scream that it's not real because it's been altered, which will add to the hilarity.

Watermarking of any kind is cringe

 

[Vibralldo]

He's a dickless faggot. His only weapon is screaming.

He'll hurt someone by driving intoxicated.

I disagree

When you're a man, even one with frail noodle arms, and your potential targets are a zonked out woman who's barely conscious and a 9 year old girl you don't have to be Mike Tyson to do damage

 

[Soapmore]

Sheeesh, that dented hairline....

I believe that fake-it-to-make-it can work, like how wearing a smile can bring up my spirits, but nothing can hide the bleak look I see on this man's face.

The future looks dark for this balding cuck.

 

[Oxyjen]

Sheeesh, that dented hairline....

Saint Nick the beatific

 

[AnOminous]

I believe that fake-it-to-make-it can work, like how wearing a smile can bring up my spirits, but nothing can hide the bleak look I see on this man's face.

The future looks dark for this balding cuck.

He literally can't even face a virtual audience and look into the camera. That is how afraid he is.

That's why he's staring frantically at ceiling cats and can't even look at a CAMERA.

He is a pathetic fool ruled by fear.

(These are crops of his 5 thumbnails in the past month which show his non-AI face in them.)

It's funny the one piece of advice he's taken is to change his shirts from time to time after he was criticized for wearing the same stinky, smelly shirt for days on end.

 

[3MMA]

I think Nick genuinely believed he was gay. Then he met Kayla and felt a stirring in his loins, and like many gay men, he thought 'Hooray! I don't have to go through like as a gay! I can get married and be normal.'

But like as with so many gay men, it's hard to maintain the heterosexual facade when you continually crave cock.

I’ve subscribed to this theory for a long time, a few years at least. Nick accidentally shared that whenever he hears the band, Metallica, it “reminds him of sucking dick in high school.” Those were his words, he phrased it that way almost verbatim. There’s a possibility that he simply misspoke, it’s known that Nick isn’t as deft with words as he likes to pretend. If someone really wanted to dig for the exact moment, it’s from the stream where he talks about music he liked from the 90’s etc, & talks about liking Metallica. And how it reminds him of sucking dick in high school. Nick probably fancied himself as gay or bi up through part of college. I’ve never yet met a straight guy that would go around publically saying he’s gay, for a long duration like Nick claims he did. There’s definitely more to the story, like a history of sucking dicks while listening to Metallica in high school.

 

[not william stenchever]

I think Nick got out of favor with Slanesh and is now being recruitted by Papa Nurgle.

Suffah pox minion suffah

Nurgle would look at the state of the Crackeita house and not let his precious little Nurglings near it.

Tzeentch would be embarrassed to be associated with the shit quality of Nick's convoluted and contradictory lies.

Khorne might give him a participation trophy for putting in the rage but he finds the offerings of poor woodland critters to be unworthy of him.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Red faced seething Nick was one of the funniest things he's done yet. Can you imagine what he's like when he's not even on camera. Between huffing galaxy gas I bet he stomps around screaming at the ceiling cats, all while The Joker smiles at him.

Nick, this is really important since you read the forum.

Keanu is hotter than any of the women you have ever been with.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Plus Null has a way of having his facts wrong a lot, or not knowing what basic words mean (see teetotaler debacle on Friday).

Or last year when he thought depression just ment you were sad for a bit and you can just get over it by not being sad anymore.

 

[Melty Butter]

Back to the Chaney issue, and the question of why the vitriol from Nick now?

Remember about 100+ pages back when Drex visited Meme, and shortly after, Meme hinted at a bad domestic incident in the Rekieta household? Meme was trying to get another confirmation. There were a few pages of speculation ITT - Chaney, a Woltjer relative, etc.

Now, suddenly, Chaney is being targeted. He also unleashed on Meme a few streams ago.

I think we have the answer of who the other witness was. And, yes, I am speculating, but it all makes sense.

Does anyone remember the final time that Drex visited the Rekietas?

 

[Soapmore]

Or last year when he thought depression just met you were sad for a bit and you can just get over it by not being sad anymore.

Honestly this works for me. People ask me why I'm upbeat, and I reply that happy is a choice. When I start feeling down, I just decide to feel happy, and I do. This is not to say depression doesn't exist, but it's a phenomena I cannot contemplate. I only see people stuck in a depressed state and my only advise is to be happy. /shrugs/

[EDIT to add]: I have people accuse me of being closet depressed, or of being in denial, but I don't think so. I can keep a constellation of terrible facts in mind, and I'm well aware of the sad potentials of the human condition, but somehow I'm able to just turn the volume down on it, and smile. I might be a freak.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Yes, you dumb fuck, you toyed with her as a plaything, and while you had your backup (wife and family) you left her with nothing and no one. YOU caused her all the destruction and pain and damage, not Keanu, not Aaron, not anyone but you. People like Nick are destroyers. He's had such a "hard" time trying to get back with his life (boo hoo), and he gave no thought or consideration to the person who had nothing. They were not equals in their affair, and I don't mean in the ways he would cite - I mean that he was reckless knowing he likely had a fallback (sure there was a minute he feared he overplayed his hand, but he always had kids and money) and dgaf that she would be chewed up and spit out. April made stupid choices, but Nick - the "smart" (lol) guy - is by far the most odious of creatures.

 

[Captain Manning]

>2025
>even thinking about Renfamous

I don't even think Comicsgate thinks about Renfamous either. It's been forever since I've heard her mentioned in a contemporary context.

Well, arguably it should be when it is entirely without cause, but that's the SCOTUS jurisprudence at the moment.

Look man, I don't like Kelo v. City of New London, but if the government invoked eminent domain to take Nick's house so they could sell it to Null for $1, and he could build a giant monument of a Kiwi bird taking a shit on Rekieta, I would laugh my ass off.

We work with the case law we have. Not the case law we wish we had.

That's Barnes's problem. He doesn't get that. Or maybe he does, and he hopes his audience is too stupid to pick up on what he's doing.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Red faced seething Nick was one of the funniest things he's done yet.

I was shocked to see how much he looked like my unedited originals from the last few years. Pat Tomlinson also looks like his unedited originals now.

 

[Null]

Is anyone able to find an archive of Rekieta's GoFundMe for the Montegraph lawsuit?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

He's a dickless faggot. His only weapon is screaming.

He'll hurt someone by driving intoxicated.

As time goes on I disagree with you and others on that. Nick displays a lot of abuser characteristics and I honestly believe he was told to stop teaching because Nick cannot handle being challenged. If Aaron is to be believed, and honestly he’s the only person who can keep a story fairly straight, then Nick is an abuser. The moments where Nick responds to his kids have him be increasingly short with them.

I think Nick has given himself enough brain damage that he’s lost inhibitions and is slowly just becoming a Gollum-esque monster. If you get between him and the object of his desire (cocaine, whisky, Minnesota mid-pussy, Aaron’s cum, Molly, or nitrous) then he’ll go nuts. If you challenge him he’ll start hurling abuse. Aaron says that he and Kayla have had shouting matches that devolve into throwing shit.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Nick has never had this type of emotional meltdown over people felting and abusing his wife. Kayla gave birth to 5 of his kids and gets treated like an NPC in Nicks life.

Nick clearly favors April over Kayla, though he did scream at Keanu about Aaron sharing Kayla's nude similar to how he screamed about Aaron's alleged abuse of April. Even now, Nick mostly brings them up as an excuse to bash Aaron (like he did by spearheading Kayla's ill-conceived revenge porn charges and sharing April's texts).

Nick would sacrifice both Kayla and April's reputations if it meant getting to the one he is most passionate about: Aaron Imholte.

Keanu isn't the best orator or quick witted combatant but I think she deserves a lot of credit for going on with them. It was 5 v 1 from the beginning and they all chimed in with different angles to challenge her or redirect her and a lot of very nasty remarks and she wasn't really phased by any of it. It took her off track sometimes but it worked out even better because it dragged on, showing how deep and sustained Nick's rage can be when given an outlet.
Frankly most people would not put themselves in that situation and many people, particularly women I imagine, would not be able to take 5 loud retards calling her a retard, cunt, stupid bitch, coke whore, monster, abuse enabler etc, without even flinching. If April ever returns to speak on this, likely this will be the start of it.

Keanu had an advantage of not caring if Nick, Melton, or the others thought she was dumb since she didn't really respect them anyway. In the end she got what she wanted, knew when to leave (even while Nick dipped in and out of the stream), and promptly left after she got it.

Keanu made mistakes here and there, and Nick might still think he won because Keanu struggled with certain dates or how her own phone worked, but this actually ended up working against Nick. While Nick repeatedly focused on the minutiae of dates to try and prove that Keanu's info was outdated ("WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TALKED TO APRIL ON THE PHONE?"), Keanu was focused on getting Nick to confirm what she already knew/suspected in front of a live audience.

TL/DR: While Nick was focused on using details to make Keanu look silly (even if it meant telling on himself), Keanu was willing to look silly if it meant Nick confessing to some things publicly. Both got what they wanted, but Keanu was the clear winner while Nick's anger and pettiness made him the clear lolcow.

 

[RotPockets]

Is anyone able to find an archive of Rekieta's GFM for the Montegraph lawsuit?

https://web.archive.org/web/20230315051103/http://www.givesendgo.com/RekietaLaw

https://archive.ph/24ch2

I still had this screenshot.

(PDF webpage archive attached below)

 

[DemsBNutz]

Does this dipshit even look at the thumbnails before he posts? He literally looks like despair personified.

And since it was several pages back:
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This is like van Gogh painting levels of sheer unadulterated sadness. Edvard Munch even.

Almost hide the pain harrold level..