Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[arc minsk]

Then comes the hammer blow of @Fapcop's shining star.

what did fapcop do? i only come here like once a month to check in or when something stupid happens.

 

[thebigdream]

Somehow the revelation that Kayla has Nick's name tattooed under her tit is the most disturbing thing I've heard of late. I've known some trashy people who've got some trashy tattoos, many of them featuring the names of partners, pets, and all kinds of other bulshit, but never beneath their tit. That's crazy. Nick's not beating the cult leader allegations with this one.

Her body's broken!
(((because of me)))

 

[Sneed Force One]

Somehow the revelation that Kayla has Nick's name tattooed under her tit is the most disturbing thing I've heard of late. I've known some trashy people who've got some trashy tattoos, many of them featuring the names of partners, pets, and all kinds of other bulshit, but never beneath their tit. That's crazy. Nick's not beating the cult leader allegations with this one.

I can easily see Nick going the faggoty-ass first week on FetLife fake "pleasure dom" route and demanding shit like "slave" or something on her body. Not for fun or fetish, but as a shit-test by an insecure effeminate cuckold.

 

[Oxyjen]

Somehow the revelation that Kayla has Nick's name tattooed under her tit is the most disturbing thing I've heard of late. I've known some trashy people who've got some trashy tattoos, many of them featuring the names of partners, pets, and all kinds of other bulshit, but never beneath their tit. That's crazy. Nick's not beating the cult leader allegations with this one.

Her body's broken!
(((because of me)))

It says “Spock” under the right one.

 

[john marston]

It says “Spock” under the right one.

Nah she probably prefers Ryker

 

[arc minsk]

I can easily see Nick going the faggoty-ass first week on FetLife fake "pleasure dom" route and demanding shit like "slave" or something on her body. Not for fun or fetish, but as a shit-test by an insecure effeminate cuckold.

i was always under the impression that is what april's dumbass wolf tattoo was. some weird humiliation shit nick talked her into getting.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

She would've been a prime candidate for lobotomy back in the 50's even before all this shit went down just based on her first appearances on stream. I think she's escaped into her own world and mostly ignores her reality. Very sad and miserable stuff all around.

Lobotomy? The woman of a thousand faces? Who married into a trust fund? Our girl didn't do too bad did she?

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

she's horrifying. Nick deserves her.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

She says streaming tonight and says she's going after the cows on Pretty-Anti-Social on the show tonight. "Those stupid wine moms are making a major mistake. They're not good people, and maybe they need to know it."

They might need to know it, but nobody else does.

But that's great news. The stream where she goes after some irrelevant nobodies who tried to derail her argument with Rekieta into some irrelevant nonsense should pinpoint the exact point in time nobody has to suffer through paying attention to Keanu anymore.

Apparently I have aural retardation, because I don't hear it. He's always screeching in a high register.

It's specifically in the period of time immediately after Nick comes back from his short "breaks", and the deepness is relative to his usual screeching pitch.

This is the most illustrative compilation I've seen:

I've put together a compilation of every time Nick went off cam during his May 5th whippet stream.

 

[TheLastJoestar]

Kayla presumably has other in-laws; i.e., siblings' spouses and the spouses' parents, etc.

remember, she's OUR wife

She has thousands of in-laws.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The KNU pose:


Artist's rendering:

 

[woodedbag]

here's a wild card theory/prediction I'll throw out now that I'm thinking about it.

april was venting abuse to Keanu bc she couldn't come out and say what was really upsetting her, that her monkey branch home wrecker combo failed. normally body ruined Kayla would have been fucked here, but april didnt anticipate lord balldo's attachment to the family trust and how his parents want him to keep the family together as a condition of said trust (didnt she pull this with aaron and his ex wife?). given lord balldos money issues he was in dire need of staying on the best terms with them, and had to let it go. april found a new guy to pay for her coke, but she's a rural Midwestern crack whore who got a taste of the GT 500 lifestyle, and now she needs more.

given balldo is living in absolute pain and misery in his semi sober fall in to internet irrelevancy, I think April is planning to pop back in and let him play hero against her new BF who will be the 18th straight abuser in April's life, and she will get Nick to totally break bad on probation as he will be ready to throw even the trust away after a couple months of no coke or alcohol or 30 year old Midwestern crack whore pussy, and destroy what little is left of his life.

one question ive always wondered is who in the heck initiated this whole degenerate polycule? neither aaron or rekieta can give a real reason as to why they went down this road. one of the many reasons it could have been is that april pushed it in to fruition as a strategy to get kayla and aaron to both be removed from the picture in one go, given that kayla and aaron both seem to have self esteem issues (would go along with whatever their partner asked) and balldo is a life long nerd who was having over a decade newer pussy thrown at him, so if april and nick were the real brains behind the polycule, then im giving april a lot of credit for it's formation. guess we will see!

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Nick is Towlie.
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Spoiler: SPOILER

On every conceivable level, Nick is towlie
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That's not fair to Towelie. Sure he let himself get covered in cum and had a bad addiction to air dusters, but at least he cleaned up and went to rehab for his son. He didn't just give Washcloth a bunch of coke and leave him starving for days.

 

[not william stenchever]

What Keanu should be doing is going for the layup on Nick by trying to trick or trap him into being on another livestream with her. Nobody cares about the opinions or history of leather-bag hanger-ons.

Quiet, you. You might scare the nose away.

 

[thebigdream]

I can easily see Nick going the faggoty-ass first week on FetLife fake "pleasure dom" route and demanding shit like "slave" or something on her body. Not for fun or fetish, but as a shit-test by an insecure effeminate cuckold.

It'd excite him for all of 5 seconds until his broke dick pleasure receptors moved onto wanting to call people pedophiles or drown raccoons.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

It says “Spock” under the right one.

Nah she probably prefers Ryker

Given her preferences, Kayla’s probably more of a Sisko girl.

 

[KhorneFlakes]

You guys just don't get it, Nick is actually just really super dedicated to his online roleplay as one of Immortan Joe's soldiers

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I've known some trashy people who've got some trashy tattoos, many of them featuring the names of partners, pets, and all kinds of other bulshit, but never beneath their tit.

At least Kayla got her husband's name. This is Paige/Saraya, woman wrestler who used to be in WWE until she sawdusted her neck, then started dating another wrestler who was a psycho named Alberto Del Rio. This was like 4 months after they started dating and they also had a relationship fueled by cocaine and abuse. Pretty sure they were broken up within a year and she had to cover it with one of those giant boob chandelier tattoos across her whole stomach.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Nah she probably prefers Ryker

You're both wrong

 

[not william stenchever]

You're both wrong:

Is Sisko where her predilection for gentlemen of the melinated persuasion began?

Edit: Quote took the text from the post above the one quoted again. Has this been happening to anyone else?