Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

I wonder if she's still on Fetlife?
She is.

Here is a fetlife dump.
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This comment was left on a thread asking if anyone had ever "preyed" to Satan in the group "Demon Fucking and Other Evil Sex Acts":
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Here's one where she thirsts after someone looking for a meet up:
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In reply to someone asking what kind of crazy gives the best sex:
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To someone asking "Do you believe in ghosts?" In a pagan group:
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Crying about not getting anything IRL on this weirdo's post:
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Trying to get into a slapfight:

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More from Hybristophiliacs and Friends:
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A really fucking WEIRD reply to "what's your favorite crime?" She's fujoing out over irl degeneracy as usual:
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In response to a thread called "It's not easy finding people who don't judge":
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Trying to meet up with a random man but getting completely ignored:
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The only reply on this post:
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Trying to claim PCOS makes people intersex:
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A photo of her hairy vagina interspersed in all of this:
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A lot of her posts are just iterations of this:
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Mad that nobody wants her bxy pxssy:
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A sampling of more posts because I am getting bored:
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She posted these last october and got zero replies:
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This one got a reply:
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She also posted a video of her beer gut and hairy tits that's already been seen in the thread. That's all of her fetlife activity that hasn't been documented.
 
"some disabled people are able bodied"
So....retarded or whatever, then? Otherwise that doesn't make any sense, girls
Not to do with anything but I notice that sometimes the baby change table is located in the accessible restroom because it takes up less corridor space than placing it elsewhere…. So normies got reasons to need these restrooms too
WTF does porn have to do with pride? She’s so toxic for the LGBT+ community. I’m seeing discourse around whether kink has a place at pride, now she’s saying porn does? It’s all a kink to her. She done showed her ass here. Nice job being the worst activist ever and just being an example the right can point out when they want to call LGBT+ degenerates.
Male gays are a subculture that gathers in bars as a part of the lifestyle you can’t expect them to not be pornsick freaks tbh that’s the brand
Not to be more grandma-core than thou, but Stephanie should look into one of those "family tree" picture frames, the kind for pictures of all of your grandkids.
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Druids like trees, right? This one's even from Walmart.

Something like this, she could convo the seller and get the Scrabble tiles to say "polycule" instead.
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OK now these but someone please shoop images of Stephanie’s hybyrstophilic and spectral polycule in here. The Walmart photo technician will be so confused when he gets an order for one wallet size photo each of a bunch of dead criminals + MJ + Heath Ledger + Loki the Norse god
 
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I am so, so deeply upset with myself that I just clicked on a picture and started scrolling through them, completely missing the vagina spoiler. My eyes.

Men groom their pubes. There are specific items designed for and marketed towards men.
I know she wants to be hairy but nobody wants a mouthful of pubes, regardless of what they’re attracted to.
Unless you’ve got some kind of hair fetish, in which case, gross.

She’s gonna end up getting herself into something stupid like financial domination in the desperate hope of getting any kind of attention and then start begging online because it’s not her fault she gave some random slag all her money.
 
Here is a fetlife dump.
Her self description is basically "My vagina doesn't work, my clitoris looks gross and weird but I like to jerk off. I'm covered in hair, and you have to call me a man and share my ghost delusions or I'll get bitchy."
Soooo....what exactly is in it for the other person? Is there anything at all on offer here? Anything enticing? Anything she's even interested in doing? Maybe something that another person might enjoy? Anything? At all?

I've never encountered someone with so little to offer, so aggressively unattractive and with a constant sour mood, and yet who is absolutely certain she doesn't need to put in any effort or offer anything.

Nevermind, I answered my own question. Stephanie just wants another platform to talk about herself and her fake intersex identity and gross ideas. She doesn't want to meet up with anyone. It's for the best, since she would probably end up accidentally fulfilling her fake "I definitely totally like sexual violence" larp
 
Is the Kylo Ren stuff new? I don't think I've seen her talk about him before. This is perfect, now I have something to torture my Reylo friend with.

Edit: I guess it's not new, I'm just retarded and missed it somehow (:_(
 
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I've never encountered someone with so little to offer, so aggressively unattractive and with a constant sour mood, and yet who is absolutely certain she doesn't need to put in any effort or offer anything.
The only reasons she's on Fetlife is to ask people to watch her fuck a ghost (tbh that would be absolutely fascinating to see what that would look like, although not psychologically worth it), and asking for someone with a dick to be possessed by Lolki to fuck her. If she was a total babe, she would get into some weird situations with that, because any man could just say 'Ooh yeah, I am feeling possessed by Loki' and have his way with her.

Her statement that she has a kink for 'gay man on gay man violence' is fucking gross.
Is the Kylo Ren stuff new? I don't think I've seen her talk about him before. This is perfect, now I have something to torture my Reylo friend with.

Edit: I guess it's not new, I'm just retarded and missed it somehow (:_(
Easy to miss some pieces of Staph lore, fren. Her lore is thick. She got the hots for Adam Driver after he played Kylo Ren, because Kylo is an angsty emo dickhead, which is Staph's type. She got into a load of edgy fanfic and tried to get into some discourse about it. Her Adam Driver thirst comes and goes. It's similar to her husbando-ing of Heath Ledger, who she only got the hots for after seeing him playing the Joker, another edgy character, in the Nolan Batman movies.
 
Men groom their pubes. There are specific items designed for and marketed towards men.
I know she wants to be hairy but nobody wants a mouthful of pubes, regardless of what they’re attracted to.
Based on her torrential sperging at her dad requesting maybe she shave her legs, I think Stapphy doesn't have much in the way of grooming standards, period.

Like yeah, you're absolutely right and a man would and should keep a tidy lawn, but at this point I'm impressed if she manages to shower daily.
 
Did I predict that 2025 would be the year she shows off the effects of the juice on her privates? Well... this is one of the times I wish I'd been wrong, because I clicked the spoiler and that is NASTY. I'm sure there are some weird ass dudes out there who love the look of a masculinised female body on testosterone and can't resist hooking up with pooners but even they wouldn't want to jerk it to Staph's nudes.
 
I'm sure there are some weird ass dudes out there who love the look of a masculinised female body on testosterone and can't resist hooking up with pooners but even they wouldn't want to jerk it to Staph's nudes.
Even those pervs don't want an unwashed fat sped in her 30s.

They want a manic, testosterone-fueled young woman who's using sex as a coping mechanism, and are willing to look past hair/weird genitals for the ease of use.
 
I'm sure there are some weird ass dudes out there who love the look of a masculinised female body on testosterone and can't resist hooking up with pooners
I'm sure the appeal is either muscular bodybuilder types like Chikara Transformations, or man-passing beefcake with no dick like Buck Angel.

I feel like being fat defeats the benefit of testosterone for transmasc people because it softens the body and makes it look more feminine. It also triggers estrogen production, so...
 
Like yeah, you're absolutely right and a man would and should keep a tidy lawn, but at this point I'm impressed if she manages to shower daily.
People talking about lawn care like she isn't an abandoned property overgrown with kudzu.
From what I remember about her nudes she's abnormally hairy, to the point where most young man would opt for full body shaves for comfort and not looking like bigfoot.
I don't know why but testosterone turns some pooners into Ewoks with male pattern baldness.
 
People talking about lawn care like she isn't an abandoned property overgrown with kudzu.
From what I remember about her nudes she's abnormally hairy, to the point where most young man would opt for full body shaves for comfort and not looking like bigfoot.
I don't know why but testosterone turns some pooners into Ewoks with male pattern baldness.
Or even worse, somehow: ewoks with diffuse balding. She has the same sped he-man cut as always but it's looking thinner and stringier than usual. Or maybe that's just the grease.
 
People talking about lawn care like she isn't an abandoned property overgrown with kudzu.
From what I remember about her nudes she's abnormally hairy, to the point where most young man would opt for full body shaves for comfort and not looking like bigfoot.
I don't know why but testosterone turns some pooners into Ewoks with male pattern baldness.
She said at one point she wanted the testosterone to allow her to grow a beard as part of the whole viking LARP but somehow she managed to grow all that hair everywhere except her face. That's the part gender people are never told about hormones - no controlling which bodily changes come about, it's not like levelling up a character in a game and choosing where to spend your points.
 
That's the part gender people are never told about hormones - no controlling which bodily changes come about, it's not like levelling up a character in a game and choosing where to spend your points.
I bet she's going to end up looking pretty much like Raven Caldera in the future. I think she's 50 something in this.
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On the right, obviously. The other guy is someone I think of as "Mr. Slave", because yes, she has a live-in slave in addition to a trans woman wife.
 
Cap dump from the last few days. Not much of interest, especially compared to the NNIA and Fetlife caps posted by @Childe , but here you go.
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I don't know what this was in reply to, but I am sure it was a weak excuse to sperg about her kinks.

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'Ghost maxxing' ridiculous. Good to know that she still has an interest in Rammstein.

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That's her excuse for being an unkempt mess.

Staph fixated on the death of a journalist called Victoria Brownworth, who apparently was a TERF. I'll admit that I know fuck all about her, but Staph reposted the same comment on any post paying respects to her. These are just a few examples, I counted at least 10 instances of this obnoxious spamming.
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I'm surprised Blue Sky didn't think she was a bot and ban her. Disrespectful.

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Dissociating over January 6th. X to doubt she actually dissociated. What a drama queen.

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The son dodged a bullet.

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Using a 5 month old post to talk about herself.

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For fucks sake, she will find anything to complain about, like a trans Karen.

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Happy belated birthday, Papa Frig!

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How compassionate of the trans masc druid.

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A truly fascinating update.

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Huh dur I am heathen and I know fings.

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I'm truly shocked that she didn't take offense to this suicide joke, or didn't tag it #suibait

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Basic bitch.
Sorry, I am a snobby NIN fan.

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'Can I do any activism against this bill?... Oh, it turns out that I will be OK, so it doesn't matter.'

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Trans Karen strikes again. 'Sighted person' what utter nonsense lol.

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Oh wow! A singing performance thrown in that has nothing to do with the qweers! Can't wait to tune in. The only courage she will be sending to the qweers are the gays in this thread who will feel empowered to snark about her stream.

Reddit:
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Siggy does not act like Loki, she acts like a cat.

New Mastodon pfp:
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So masc.

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I love how she has to state that she is not ditching one interest for another. Almost like she's trying to justify herself to the haters who accuse her of being fickle. 'Loki still yaps at me constantly' is pretty disrespectful to your husbando, Yarrow. You make him sound like a nagging wife. 'Things are going to move nonstop for the next year.' Of course they are, because that's how time works. Moving out in January, huh?

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Interested to see where this will take her. New husbando/waifu incoming? I wonder if she will reimage Baba Yaga as a sexy demon woman with wings and big babblers.

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Stop sharing intimate details about your mom's cancer. I assume she doesn't have her consent to do so. It's gross.
 
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"Calling on my gods and possibly my legislators" is a hilarious line, though
"Dear legislator, please accept this food waste and half burned candle as a reward for changing your policy positions. It's good enough for my gods, so it should be good enough for you. And if you're extra agreeable I'll even pour an inch of cheap liquor on your feet to sweeten our compact. Please rise as I will now bang on my drum and growl at you for thirty seconds."
 
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