Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[lemon_zest]

Does she actually have the thyroid thing? She has called it both hypo and hyperthyroidism now...

She’s an illiterate spaz. Just looking at her I’d assume her thyroid is FUBAR

 

[UsedUp]

 

[Cal Arts]

pretty smug for a woman in hers 30s to have the scrunched up grandma lips already

Marionette lines coming in nicely.

 

[KiwiKunt!!]

All her voice memos have exactly the same voice patterns and mostly neutral accents

 

[Calories]

i can't believe i am sharing this, the truth, & traumatizing memory as a child | let's talk ep. 10​

Preservetube link

Edit: I know this may be a huge surprise, but it’s a nothingburger.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I’ve thought about this also. Emily probably wouldn’t have had a problem locking her out and telling her to get lost. I think Becky would have had a much harder time; Amber had lived there for a number of years and Beggy probably would have had to go through the court system to get Amber out. No way in hell she (Becky) would have had the
stick-to-itness to accomplish that.

Just as Amber doesn't have the brain power to KNOW she would have had to be legally evicted. But all that aside, Amber has a habit of choosing partners by their ability to tolerate her shitty behavior - whether they're mentally deficit, think they deserve it, or learned helplessness. I'm thinking Becky specifically but those traits can be applied to almost any partner she's had. The more recent two were smart enough to bail the fuck out (though using smart is a bit of a stretch because they decided to date Amber in the first place).

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I think this is the most boring "vlog" yet, and for Miss Gorlyflop here that's quite an achievement. She has to succeed in SOMETHING I guess.

 

[California King]

She has to succeed in SOMETHING I guess.

Poor little dainty thing.

 

[spicytacosaurus]

i can't believe i am sharing this, the truth, & traumatizing memory as a child | let's talk ep. 10​

She mentions having a hernia, new diagnosis?
Fat.

 

[Calories]

She mentions having a hernia, new diagnosis?
Fat.

Hernia is not a new diagnosis, she mentioned having a hernia of the gunt about two years ago.



She said it creates a bulge when she lies down.

 

[pippeyyy]

She mentions having a hernia, new diagnosis?
Fat.

Edit: Ninja'd by @Calories by a minute.

Nah, she's been bitching about the hernia since Jade days. They found it during a CT for her dangling lung, and she handled it very maturely making changes to avoid surgery.

Lol, imagine if that was true with Amber. She made a video crying and throwing a fit saying she knew beforehand that she had a hernia, she was a nurse in her past life, and freaked out beyond what any normal person would ever do hearing the news they had a pretty normal finding on someone 600-pounds.

 

[Jr_Bacon_Sneedburger]

She mentions having a hernia, new diagnosis?
Fat.

I can not think of a single person that has had an unresolved hernia for years. Truly a medical marvel. Mabey the hernia is just a dangling one.

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

I can not think of a single person that has had an unresolved hernia for years. Truly a medical marvel. Mabey the hernia is just a dangling one.

Unless she goes to a butcher of a surgeon most won't bother working on a hernia on someone her size because of the risk of it failing/reoccurring. Realistically though amber just probably didn't even bother getting a consult for it.

 

[Raw]

@Hot CILF in your area

Seems like she graced you with some time off.

She posted this at 3 AM, so personally I think she is talking to someone and it's some sort of 'told you my my mentals are sooo bad (maybe add an extra "its your fault" in this conversation), did you see the post I made?' and she'll be back sooner than anyone wants.

It's always sooner than anyone wants.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

i can't believe i am sharing this, the truth, & traumatizing memory as a child | let's talk ep. 10​

Preservetube link


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Edit: I know this may be a huge surprise, but it’s a nothingburger.

Thanks. @Raw that is good news, I hope to enjoy it while it lasts. Before then, I'm gonna take care of this video.

Spoiler: Too long; didn't watch

Only 13 minutes... I remember when she started these they were much, much longer. Oh well, less content for me to sift through.

Hello hello, straight into the first segment.

Segment 1: Sweet & Sour

BORIS-w8b: We love you (4 hearts)
A: "I love you guys too!" (so much that I'm gonna fuck off for a while)

PlanetTivoli: You are the worst person in the world (6 hearts)
A: "I think that's a bit drastic" (I agree, for once)

positivitialwayswins: The food journal is so smart, im rooting for your health journey Amberlynn! (3 hearts)
A: "Thank you so much!"

Delanny2025: Positive thoughts can help you stay on track. Keep the momentum going with positivity. (3 hearts)
A: "Thank you so much" and some babbling about how the universe is on her side.

crackedipodscreen2007: She's stoned (1 heart)
A: No.

Segment 2: Sippin' Communitea

Q: Why did you quit therapy again?
A: She didn't.

Q: So why aren't you worried about worms in the ice you bought (? I couldn't quite understand this I hope I got it right) from Chick Fil A? It's made with sink water.
A: Her anxiety doesn't pick and choose where it wants to apply.

Q: When will we hear the scale speak again?
A: Doesn't answer the question, says people don't believe her no matter how she weighs herself.

Q: You recognize Bieber's addiction but not yours?
A: Yes she does.

Q: Girl what about that filter for the 5 gallon of water? You don't do anything right.
A: Mentions her hernia for some reason? She says it would hurt her to lift over 15 pounds ( I assume anything hurts when you're this fat)

Q: Why did you show your chipotle in your what I ate in a day video?
A: Because she didn't film it, as explained in another video.

Segment 3: The Lynnterview

Q: Do you think you would go to church with Mamalynn again?
A: Yes, if her mom invited her, but doesn't think she would benefit from it. Says it's the biggest, most fascinating church she's been to (has mommalynn gotten roped into a megachurch...?), also reaffirms that she is agnostic

Q: Would you ever stream Fortnite?
A: If she was ever to do smth like that, it'd be a member's livestream. Also says she is just SO excited for GTA6

Q: If you or someone you knew wrote a book about your life, what would be the first and the last line?
A: Doesn't know the first line. Tried writing about her life a long time but she was cryeeen, recounts the time she saw Mommalynn engaging in a drug deal in her youth

Q: (Is this bitch slow in the head? I had to recheck that the video was on increased speed, she just talks this slow) basically just this bint encouraging her to keep doing these videos, since Amber said she's thinking about stopping making them.
A: She likes making the videos, but then whines for a bit on how toxic it has gotten so she's doing it for her mental health

Q: Do you think addiction runs in your family? Have you exhausted all your resources (regarding as to why she doesn't do inpatient)?
A: Yes, and she jsut doesn't have the money for inpatient right now.

Q: How's Twinkie?
A: She's doing really good.

Segment 4: Tea or Tale

R: Amberlynn never checked up on her lungs years ago.
A: Not true. She shows us a video from October 30th, 2022 where she talks about her CT scans for her lung.

R: Amberlynn's mom lies for her.
A: I don't know why anyone would think that (family with series of addiction and at least one family member in jail, I wonder why), told her mom to stay out of the comments. Her mom said she wouldn't lie for her since she's in recovery.

R: Amberlynn is a hoarder.
A: Ambersplains us what a hoarder is and then denies being a hoarder, claiming she loves getting rid of her stuff.

Segment 5: Bad Choices

Q: Have you ever fooled around with someone on your parents' bed?
A: "Not on my parents' bed, nooeuuww."

Q: Would you rather have sex with one of your parents' best friends than smell like a bag of urine for a month?
A: She'd rather smell like a bag of urine and not leave the house for a month (finally, that bedbound era experience is paying off!)

Q: Have you ever told someone you love them just to have sex with them?
A: No, but it happened to her

Q: Have you ever tried to finger your own butt? (I'm pretty sure that is physically impossible)
A: Nooeuw.

Q: For 1 million dollars, would you eat a cockroach that randomly appears inside your mouth once a day for the rest of oyur life?
A: No.

Kissy outro bye.

Y'know, I just finished the video and would love to give my thoughts, but honestly I've forgotten nearly everything about it, it's that much of a nothingburger. I suppose that drug deal story is worth keeping in mind because she has never mentioned this before, at least to my knowledge.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Q: So why aren't you worried about worms in the ice you bought (? I couldn't quite understand this I hope I got it right) from Chick Fil A? It's made with sink water.
A: Her anxiety doesn't pick and choose where it wants to apply.

Didn't watch the video but if she actually said that, I'm fucking dead. You're absolutely right, Amber. The anxiety doesn't t pick and choose when to show up, YOU pick and choose when you want it to show up to explain your dumbfuck behavior. It's not like someone liking pickles but hating cucumbers. Just say you don't want to drink tap water (which I've never personally understood cuz you're already paying for it but hey, whatever. I live somewhere with decent tap water and some people aren't so lucky) and stfu.

Also! If memory serves me right and it's not exactly hard to recall because her videos have been so repetitive lately, she's said on a few occasions that she gets all of her drinks with extra ice and she's not JUST ordering from Chic-Fil-A three times a day. This selective anxiety is soooooo tired. Can't pick up a phone to make a doctor's appointment but has no problem with calling Domino's for some minimum wage worker to give her chicken and salad dressing in a snowstorm. Doesn't want to go outside because of COVID but has no problem pawing everything in Walmart. Doesn't like taking pills but has no problem showing up to the emergency room where that's pretty much all they can do for minor health problems (and we all know 90% of the time, they are). The dieting being the major thing. Is scared for her health and losing her life but is "afraid" of committing to literally anything to help it. For fuck's sake, she been on weight loss drugs on and off for months now.

Rant over. I know I'm not the only one that gets irritated when she drops mental health terms to say dumb shit. But, I shouldn't be. It is Amber.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

@Agoodpotroast Right, then, I was sure I wrote down what she said pretty much verbatim, but I checked again and deadass forgot that what she said was even more retarded.

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"My anxiety does not pick and choose where it wants to anxiet."​

-Amber "Fat Bitch" Reid​

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[Skinless Nugget]

Edit: Ninja'd by @Calories by a minute.

Nah, she's been bitching about the hernia since Jade days. They found it during a CT for her dangling lung, and she handled it very maturely making changes to avoid surgery.

Lol, imagine if that was true with Amber. She made a video crying and throwing a fit saying she knew beforehand that she had a hernia, she was a nurse in her past life, and freaked out beyond what any normal person would ever do hearing the news they had a pretty normal finding on someone 600-pounds.

Didn't her lard ass have to be told by The Hand what a hernia was? She's whining about lifting 15 pounds but isn't there a video of her stupid lard ass struggling to get a case of bottled water into her cart

 

[KittiestKitty]

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"My anxiety does not pick and choose where it wants to anxiet."​

-Amber "Fat Bitch" Reid​

A modern day Shakespeare.

 

[むらさき]

Hernia is not a new diagnosis, she mentioned having a hernia of the gunt about two years ago.

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She said it creates a bulge when she lies down.

How could she possibly find a bulge within a bigger, fatter bulge?