Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tayto]

This is so antithetical to anything Nick has ever done. He would instantly gloat that it’s never coming out, and that he’s a brilliant lawyer for hiding it from Josh. He can barely play tic-tac-toe, much less 4D chess mind games like that.

I mean, he has consistently asserted that the footage won't come out, his shiftiness when saying it could very well be him not wanting people to figure out he's been actively working in the background to make sure that it doesn't - when he wants to hide something he tends to get twitchy. As for why he'd want to hide it? He knows that it would just make Null more determined, better for him if the state are the ones seen to be blocking it, he'll gloat when he's sure he's won.

 

[AnOminous]

At 4:17pm today, the Kandiyohi County Attorney filed a motion asking the judge in Rekieta's criminal case 34-CR-24-341 to "correct Court records to properly reflect that the two body cams were never offered or received as exhibits at the Omnibus hearing", stating that "the import of this issue is significant as under Minn. Stat. 13.82, subd. 7, 'any investigative data presented as evidence in court' shall be public."

Looks like we're going to court then.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Has anyone considered that maybe Nick’s fingers are turning blue because he’s been packing on weight recently?

Don't be ridiculous, it's clearly that he has the same hand cancer as poor BMJ. Fortunately for Rackets they clearly must have caught it early since his fingers are merely blue and not black

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

My theory is that he wasn't given the whole story on the phone. It could've been simply "we want to talk in person about the bodycam footage", and that spooked him.

He wouldn't have been so buck-broken after he returned if this was the case.

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

It's a serious longshot, but there is a possibility that a federal charge has been brought forth for the illegal access to Aaron's google account. Maybe not against Nick, but Melton or Moody might have had a visit from a U.S. Marshal.

 

[AnOminous]

Lake wobegon is the fake Minnesota lake your looking for... Pronounced Woe be gone... If your looking for reference here ya go.. https://www.garrisonkeillor.com/radio-categories/the-news-from-lake-wobegon/

Ackshyually Lake Wakanda is the very real lake April lives next to.

Thanks to that sloppy drafting, presumably someone would have to take some sort of affirmative step in July to trigger the deferral, which would consist of either 1) the PO filing some sort of brief report or letter request recommending the deferral due to full compliance with all probation terms thus far, or 2) Nick having the Barneswalker file some shitty eleventh-hour motion insisting that some sort of reliance interest makes him entitled to the deferral because um-ackshually there is no record of any probation violation thus far.

I don't think it's sloppy drafting at all. I think they pegged Nick (much like Juju gets pegged) as a very likely fuckup and the wording was entirely intentional. They know this faggot weasels around and would try to skirt around the probation terms and wanted to be able to just throw him in jail if he so much as looked at them cross-eyed.

 

[Captain Manning]

Looks like we're going to court then.

Well the judge hasn't ruled yet, but if he rules that it wasn't introduced into evidence, and it's not public record via that particular avenue, then yeah, quite possibly.

Null has a bone is his mouth over this. To borrow a naval expression. Pun intended.

 

[owed to joy]

April needs to get in here and expedite this shit

 

[WhoDaresWhoCaresWhoKnows]

The continuing saga of Nick not being able to tell the difference between real women and AI...

No worries, he has a method! As soon as he starts beating them the difference becomes obvious!

that's chris chan or daniel larson level of being tricked. wtf is he thinking

That is the neat part, no thinking required or involved!

I genuinely can't think of any other reason for him to turn his camera off for 15-30 seconds every few minutes while in a heated argument other than doing drugs. Like even being "generous", there's really no other explanation.

If Nicholas was not such a provenly vile and deceitful cuckold with a brain swiss-cheesed by drugs and alcohol most people would be generous as assume he was just hiding when his children wanted to talk to him, but he has sunk that ship and nuked the wreckage more thoroughly than Bikini Atoll.

And Rugieta admitted to taking super-strength viagra. (I will remind people of this at every opportunity.)

Remember to mention the most important part: HE STILL COULD NOT RELIABLY GET IT UP!

Rekeita will always say he did nitrous in the past, because when he's doing it in the present, he's too busy holding in his hit to answer the question.

Ah but you forget stalker child, as long as he turns of the camera, does the nitrous, turns camera on, the nitrous is always in the past, enjoy prison!

Ralph is the Memphis Micro.
Nick can be....what? The Minnesota Maniac? The Sperglord of Spicer? The Kandiyohi Cuckold?

The Spicer Sexpest?

Imagine trying to turn your cuck into the scapegoat when you literally did everything he did, including him!

"But when I, Nicholas "Drug-Cuck" Rekieta does it, it's funny and weird!"

MAPton's 'fanbase' is essentially a refugee camp for former fans of other podcasts who got called out by normal fans of said podcasts for being parasocial internet weirdos, hence the general trait of a MAPtonite tending to be inclined to unrestrained gay ops and petty revenge because in their mind, the target 'deserves it'. He attracts people who overindulge, whether it be in online smut or calories.

Yeah, most likely the absolute scum who filtered themselves away from any spaces with a semblance of normalcy because they refuse to stop sexualizing minors and harassing anyone who calls them out for it.

I’m still disturbed by how proud he is of having done this.

That is the narcissism talking, he is outright unable to consider that his actions could be wrong because HE did them and when he does things they are always cool, correct, funny, and weird. Even if it means ruining lives and marriages or drugging a child, things he would lambast anyone else for doing.

Drex in all likelihood despises Nick because it was his association with Nick that drew attention to what Drex did. Drex was more than likely looking for a long time for any reason he could dump Nick as an associate.

Absolutely, I doubt this worthless child-grooming nigger has much in the way of qualms about drugging or abusing children and this was just a good excuse to hide away after his sex pest behavior started to receive more coverage. Like how he ran around regularly sneaking photos of women in all kinds of public places as it was a normal and daily thing.

 

[AnOminous]

American Beauty is a film you should find very moving if you are a teenage girl, mostly from Thomas Newman's transcendent score and Kevin Spacey's acting chops. It still makes me physically cringe when I think about the glowing film report I wrote in drama class as a tween, it almost makes me want to vomit thinking about a 40 year old father singing it's praises like it was Hamlet.

I will agree on Newman's score and Conrad Hall's phenomenal cinematography. I don't think Spacey's performance aged particularly well and the script is not exactly fantastic. The plot makes very little sense and I think I mainly liked it at the time precisely for the Generation X nihilism you point out, since that's exactly what I was at the time.

(On a totally unrelated note, Hall's cinematography is absolute kino, in the original sense. Look at his final work, Road to Perdition. Absolute masterpiece. I remember not much about the actual movie, but its appearance was breathaking. I think directors are overrated as auteurs.)

This is where Nick's infamously poorly worded insult: "NERD" comes from, it's a bizarre a non-insult to most, but deeply cutting from Nick's perspective.

That's why I find that insult hilarious. You know this gangly nerd was shoved into lockers with people yelling this at him, hence his obsession with trying to look cool in the faggiest and nerdiest manner imaginable. Call me a nerd or anyone else here and it's either like lmao or yeah, and?

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

I wonder if the county trying to suppress the footage is because there is something in it the county is guilty of in inlusion to nick. Like the police or the county messed something up that would have indicted nick way more and so all parties involved do not want that footage to come into the public perception.

 

[RotPockets]

I like the contrast between the grinning Joker and the horrified cuckold.
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Put this together a few pages back.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Ackshyually Lake Wakanda is the very real lake April lives next to.

I don't think it's sloppy drafting at all. I think they pegged Nick (much like Juju gets pegged) as a very likely fuckup and the wording was entirely intentional. They know this faggot weasels around and would try to skirt around the probation terms and wanted to be able to just throw him in jail if he so much as looked at them cross-eyed.

I stand correct good sir Carry on!!

 

[trash cat]

This niggerfaggot actually used the driving muh keedz excuse before ending the stream! Unbelievable.

at 55 seconds. Utter faggotry.

I'm betting that phone call was news of a new CPS investigation, triggered by his accusations against the nanny.

Very smart move to broadcast the claim that his kids made fresh accusations of abuse against a former caretaker without first notifying CPS.

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this faggot's fingernails are fucking blue.

You know what causes that? Vitamin B12 deficiency. You know what causes vitamin B12 deficiency? Nitrous oxide.

Girl, you need a shot of B12

Also some of the photos show his entire fingers are blue, which is a sign of peripheral cyanosis / peripheral vasoconstriction.


Fingers look like they are dying

That looks really really severe.

How is that even possible?

1. Inhale lots of nitrous oxide, multiple times a day, which both causes peripheral vasoconstriction and depletes vitamin B12.

2. Combine the nitrous with Adderall (amphetamine), a very potent peripheral vasoconstrictor.

3. Lastly mix in Provigil (modafinil), which is also a peripheral vasoconstrictor.

Three (3) peripheral vasoconstrictors that work synergistically?

What could go wrong!

With the mighty power of these drugs combined , you too can have fingers that look like they're about to fall off!

This is big brained high IQ stuff guys. He's passing his drug tests isn't he?

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

Was the bodycam ever used in the case outside the omnibus? It seems weird that they specify that and not the trial as a whole.

Well, a very well known ex-lawyer told me the local police are child molestors that lace children with cocaine. Its very resonable to release it regardless, to secure public trust and to dispel these false rumors.

Im trusting the plan as hard as possible.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

The call was his PO. He pissed hot on the last test, and he has 45 minutes to come in for a new test or a warrant gets issued. No exceptions, no complaints, no excuses, no mercy.

If you've ever witnessed a junkie on probation this is a familiar cycle.

Why would the PO warn Nicky about a failed test?
The PO wouldn't tell Nick shit until he had him dead to rights.

 

[RodgerDodger]

So then why was Rekeita so fuckin’ shook earlier? The timing can’t be a coincidence. Something must be happening.

Almost certainly unrelated. Nick probably pissed hot on his "post memorial day" test and was given the notice to come in immediately or we're sending the Sheriff's.

We keep saying PO's tend not to give a shit about anything other than the drug tests. But most junkies on probation aren't livestreaming their probation violations as "celebrities"

 

[not william stenchever]

He can barely play tic-tac-toe

That reminds me:

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Saar, please you must understand that you are A FUCKING INDIAN

My victory is fucking immanent if you want to know the truth about it.

 

[Oxyjen]

Three (3) peripheral vasoconstrictors that work synergistically?

What could go wrong!

Don’t worry, he can simply offset it with an elephant-erection size dose of Rugiet, a powerful vasodilator. If only there was a willing partner providing a reason to take such medication.

 

[AnOminous]

Was the bodycam ever used in the case outside the omnibus? It seems weird that they specify that and not the trial as a whole.

There wasn't a trial. The only hearing of major import was the omnibus.

Why would the PO warn Nicky about a failed test?

It isn't a "warning." It's you pissed hot, faggot, get in here for another test immediately or we come pick you up.