Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Soapmore]

I know exactly that. I realized this was some shit like I was being offered a deal by the Devil. That's when I NEVER did that shit again. Thirty years ago.

Yes exactly. It wasn't like I saw the future with any clarity--though my senses felt crystalline and attentive in that moment--but I 'saw my whole life in front of me' and knew I was at that crossroads, like you said the deal with the devil, and one way was hopeful and uncertain but the other way was momentarily fun then undoubtedly tragic and fucked.

 

[Sperg_rancher]

The prosecutor lying to the court irks me real bad. It would be a real shame if someone submitted a complaint for breach of the duty of Candor to the court to the Minnesota Lawyers Professional Responsibility Board and Office of Lawyers Professional Responsibility detailing the evidence submitted, and the motion made claiming the pieces in question were not evidence.

unrelated, random link that I may or may not use later

https://lprb.mncourts.gov/complaints/Pages/ComplaintForm.aspx

 

[Beavis]

Is that Rumble? I don't even remember what their layout looks like.
Kurt just finished a stream that was over 1k.

It’s on her channel.

 

[Soapmore]

Something tells me that if it could cause the divorce arc, it would have happened long ago.

Nick streaming with bikini whores isn't about prompting a divorce with Kayla, it's about humiliating Kayla.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I know exactly that. I realized this was some shit like I was being offered a deal by the Devil. That's when I NEVER did that shit again. Thirty years ago.

Not to suck your dick or anything but that is the testament of strength of will or whatever you want to spin it as. To stand at the precipice and say uh, actually I better not.
Weak and stupid men fling themselves off it willingly, dragging their family down with them.

 

[SlaanyChaser]

Just popped into Nick's stream and he's talking about how he prefes Nurgle (God of Filth and Decay) amongst all Warhammer Chaos Gods.

Oh no

 

[Preacher ✝]

Personally I think 3-5 is high for weed. I don’t remember it doing anything but making me feel paranoid and have difficulty focusing

Hard to say really. With weed there's a lot of variables to consider. Different strains and methods of consumption can have wildly varying effects on individuals.

The efficiency scale bit makes sense. I had no idea meth lasted that long but it also has a really bad reputation, closer to Crack than coke despite them coming from the same core drug.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Nick posted cat pics earlier today because he thinks it'll stop us from wanting the bodycam footage

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1928528238432645290

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/JlnhO
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Sorry Nick, we've thought about it, and this is NOT an even trade for the footage and we still think you should kill yourself

He's had him since he was about 4-5 weeks old I'd guess. Very young. I wonder if he was a stray they found? He doesn't look fat in that pic. He looks like a floofy orange cat. They can sometimes look fat as a result of all the floof, but they aren't.

Appreciate the cat pics, Nick. I'm glad the cat didn't ever accidentally get into your coke and OD. Hopefully he is still well despite your... situation...

 

[800 Chupacabras]

Rekieta is live right now with the literal who chocolate syrup woman. Less than 200 live viewers. He’s talking about his experiences doing drugs.

https://www.youtube.com/live/q7mSDQYBtEY?si=nPL0cMYLF_8hAt07

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This clicks as a profound low to me. A man who once captivated the Internet as a superb legal entertainer, guiding ignorant viewers through the hottest legal circuses of the day, now reduced to regaling tittybaiting e-sluts with his boring stories about drug abuse. The most intimate details of his family life have been laid bare to the world at large, but instead of being a man, admitting his faults, and retreating from the source of his damnation, he grasps at harlots to give him the slightest level of significance. Despite the curated setting of The Stream, he lives in a squalid prison of his own making, neither reigning in Hell nor serving in Heaven.

There’s my gay psychoanalysis for the day. Hope you enjoy, Nicky.

 

[DavidS877]

Right. They were identified as exhibits in his written motion, but not all exhibits were received into evidence. Two items were incorrectly marked as received, per the Order, which further stated that the record is amended to mark those items as "not accepted."

Someone somewhere in Kandiyohi County thinks that "not accepted" = not automatically public. I haven't seen authority either way (and the access statute doesn't speak in terms of exhibits, but rather evidence...and yes, my hair-splitting razor is sharp). Either Kandiyohi County is flat wrong because the items were "presented" by virtue of having been cited even though not formally offered or received into evidence in court, or "presented" is meant to equate either to "formally offered in court" or "accepted into evidence" by a Court.

Fun fact, there were not just 2 disclosed to the defense. There were 9 plus 3 squad car videos.


Hopefully @Null goes for the throat and tries to get them all in return for fucking around.

Actually, like the photos, I wonder if the dash cams can be requested separately since I don't think they fall under the "Body Worn Camera" restrictions.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Oh no

Was Slaanesh too on the nose?

 

[AnOminous]

Not to suck your dick or anything but that is the testament of strength of will or whatever you want to spin it as. To stand at the precipice and say uh, actually I better not.

No strength of will. Just that I was scared enough of what would happen that I chose the other road. My fear overcame my stupidity.

Not many men know this song, but they should.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I know exactly that. I realized this was some shit like I was being offered a deal by the Devil. That's when I NEVER did that shit again. Thirty years ago.

I never PAID for any, but I happened to get called into some of my friends’ board meetings in the early 2000s

It was a party trick in the sense that if you were still having a good time or still hoping for the last call hookup, it would push off everyone calling a night for another 45 minutes or an hour

So that same kind of voice had the same thing to say to me as it did about a lot of substances.. “if someone offers you it for free at a party, ok. But buying Costco sized bulk units for use at home would be very, very stupid.”

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I never PAID for any, but I happened to get called into some of my friends’ board meetings in the early 2000s

It was a party trick in the sense that if you were still having a good time or still hoping for the last call hookup, it would push off everyone calling a night for another 45 minutes or an hour

So that same kind of voice had the same thing to say to me as it did about a lot of substances.. “if someone offers you it for free at a party, ok. But buying Costco sized bulk units for use at home would be very, very stupid.”

I don't wanna nitpick or anything but young men partying their nights away and still maintaining their life is a different argument than a man in his 40s deciding 'actually I fucking loathe my life, wife and kids, let's set the whole thing on fire and see what happens'.

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

The people who don't end up like Nick are the ones that can go "damn this is so good it'll ruin my life." I got a prescription for opiates after a surgery once and knew they were something I needed to stay far away from.

That's how it was for me with a low dose of fentanyl after a major medical procedure. After one dose I told them to never give it to me again, unless the pain was literally killing me and there was no other choice, to put that in my medical records and if I said anything to the contrary to completely ignore it. I knew after a single dose that it could be the most slippery slope possible, and even a single slip was potentially extremely dangerous.

I have had other opiates after accidents/injuries, and I could stop or start them at a moments notice, all they did was make the physical pain tolerable. Fentanyl was a completely different feeling, incomparable to literally anything else.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

200 viewers are experiencing a mid e-whore doing "cats and cows."

SHE'S CHEEKLESS!

Seriously, what is he doing? The footage is going to get released eventually and I noticed something while reading the bodycam notes. Nick never consoled his wife.

He stuck by April like a lovestruck teenager instead of the woman that gave birth to his 5 kids and caved in to his sick cuck fetish.

I know Kayla isn't exactly innocent, but holy shit. You run to your side piece instead of your wife during something so stressful? Just get a divorce for Christ sake.

 

[mindlessobserver]

What I want to know is what profits Kandiyohi County going to the mat over the body cam footage? The taxpayers are going to have to pay to defend the lawsuit and if they lose they will have to pay for the plaintiffs side of things too.

Is saving Nick from embarrassment worth all of that?

 

[Soapmore]

This clicks as a profound low to me. A man who once captivated the Internet as a superb legal entertainer, guiding ignorant viewers through the hottest legal circuses of the day, now reduced to regaling tittybaiting e-sluts with his boring stories about drug abuse. The most intimate details of his family life have been laid bare to the world at large, but instead of being a man, admitting his faults, and retreating from the source of his damnation, he grasps at harlots to give him the slightest level of significance. Despite the curated setting of The Stream, he lives in a squalid prison of his own making, neither reigning in Hell nor serving in Heaven.

There’s my gay psychoanalysis for the day. Hope you enjoy, Nicky.

I agree and can sum it up as: Nick Rekieta is a walking talking serotonin syndrome.

Bear in mind, serotonin's a neurotransmitter that helps your body regulate two of your most important functions: Sleep and appetite. Cocaine acts like an SSRI, inhibiting the re-uptake of serotonin, thus giving you the thrills. Lot's of fun at the pool party in the brain, backflipping off diving boards into pools of excess serotonin. But steady use results in the deregulations of your sleep patterns (important for sanity and immunity), and your appetite. Serotonin syndrome leaves you as a husk that prowls the world hungry for reclaiming that now-impossible thrill, leaving you irritable and unable (not just unwilling but unable) to socially connect with others in a healthy way--not to mention all the circulatory and nervous system symptoms that present. Sound like anyone we know?

 

[NotreallyPutin]

What I want to know is what profits Kandiyohi County going to the mat over the body cam footage? The taxpayers are going to have to pay to defend the lawsuit and if they lose they will have to pay for the plaintiffs side of things too.

Is saving Nick from embarrassment worth all of that?

It's a bluff.

I think the county just doesn't want to get involved in gay internet ops and wants to be left alone.

They think Jersh is a complete loser and idiot, which is true, but he's deadset on getting that sweet crack house footage.

He's like a retarded pitbull crossing paths with a toddler with down syndrome.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

I don't wanna nitpick or anything but young men partying their nights away and still maintaining their life is a different argument than a man in his 40s deciding 'actually I fucking loathe my life, wife and kids, let's set the whole thing on fire and see what happens'.

No, that’s a really important distinction. The most degenerate I get with my wife now that I’m married is we’ll order drinks if we go out for dinner