Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
The Zugzwang they're setting up is probably something that almost never happens in litigation history, because most cases are between two parties, and in this instance the antagonist is that government. I'm actually really excited because it's going up make a great story. I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up on big YouTube channels eventually.
Personally, I'm a bit suprised no attempt at to temporarily restrain the county from deleting the footage or otherwise manipulating it, or the originals, which would be irreperable harm, no? Since this would be a permanent depervation of Hardin's consitutional and common law right to view the footage.
I'm not sure if that's even possible at this stage though since he is not considered a formal intervener?
Okay shes a bit rotund. But she looks like the average female nick viewer.
Don't worry, she's just slightly better at hiding how unhinged she is from the government. See the drunk pantyshot stream and then the 4 hour seethe session from Fahran (un)Balanced.
 
Recovery? You've been zonked on galaxy gas you NERD
Maybe Recovery is a nitrous barnd?

Anyway, Null mentioned on stream that Nick was surprisingly calm about possibility of April snakeing him with footage, because they are most likely still in contact, when you look at Keanu seething stream it makes much more sense, they are still in contact and Nick was legit angry because he just learned that his coke whore talks with Kiki behind his back, explains why he screamed "when, what's the date?!" He once again got felted by a woman, he failed to control another, no wonder he keeps seething.
 
Fat retard says something that is both retarded and fat.
Film at 11.
Conversely, Jewsh has well-credentialed lawyers coming to him, saying "I'm doing this one free of charge because I fucking hate Nick Rekieta"
As Josh has said more than once, Hardin's passion is Freedom of Information. I doubt Hardin even cares about Nick that much.
Denying him the bodycam footage is the dumbest thing the county could have done.
"MUH PRIVATE RESIDENCE"
A private residence that was also A FUCKING CRIME SCENE.
What a disingenuous faggot.
 
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3AM, Nick still shouting into the void.
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I finally caught up. Busy day at work but I finally caught up.
Absolute insanity. I really hope the fight for the footage goes quick, but I feel like they're going to drag their feet on this.
The MATI was definitely an interesting listen to. It is what I suspected for the most part, but the nitrous that early on was interesting.
Also hearing the dog yapping constantly made me laugh. I guess sunny is surviving in his shitty bathroom hovel. Poor dog I wonder if it even gets any exercise.

We should request Kandiohyi county be renamed to Balldo county. So much for Aaron's theory of the community hating Nick's guts.
You can hate a man, but if the check clears you don't care.
Or if by releasing things it makes you look really bad too - you'll balldowash for him.
That's how the government is. They're also a big petulant child like Nick.

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A well rested man.

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I feel like I'm looking at an airport adjacent strip club at 3AM.

I was discussing this, and at this point my input is not relevant. I don't think I'm a party to any of this anymore. It's Hardin and Bromke now and they call the shots. The Zugzwang they're setting up is probably something that almost never happens in litigation history, because most cases are between two parties, and in this instance the antagonist is that government. I'm actually really excited because it's going up make a great story. I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up on big YouTube channels eventually.
It would be funny if this went all the way to the supreme court. Even the Supreme Court of Minnesota.
I doubt it will because any judge outside of kandiyohi county is going to look at this and go, "What the fuck are you doing?" regarding it.
But there's a real chance them balldowashing like this may be the downfall of a few people if it gets investigated. :optimistic:
Either way this is... something else.
 
I m gonna be really gross, I remember HBO has some series I was say it was called "real sex" or something where you d see gross people washing dildos in the washing machine and shit. I can see nick hanging with those people or being on that show.
Yeah, it was called Real Sex. Absolutely skeezy show.
And funnily enough, Hedonism II features in an episode that also has a segment on Magnus Hirschfeld.
 
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If you remember the Duncan McLoud(however it’s spelled) debate, the one that got him tested from YouTube, while Duncan was a lefty retard and came out on bottom, Nick was still a whiny faggot that Duncan legit muted at one point because Nick was spouting nonsense nonstop
He was smug as fuck too, when he went over his stream with Duncan later. He said he liked to visibly and noticeably drink tactically as a way to lure debate opponents into a false sense of security and underestimate him. What a fool.

 
It's funny and weird that Nick's belief that the entire legal process should be public just so happens to have a carve out that protects him specifically

What a crazy coincidence
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This is why you shouldn't talk to him. Technically true that Faran made a misstatement, I don't think Rekieta was pro public bodycam, just court proceedings/evidence (which this bodycam is part of), and he's too incompetent to ever achieve a court opening to the public. Now he's strawmanning the fuck out of that 1 sentence.

I do remember him speculating on how to publicize court proceedings during I think the Epstein or Trump court proceedings that weren't recorded, but he had to rely on Nierman and the like to actually go and take notes. He just jerked off to his "ideals" at home.
 
This is a special case, though.. I hung out with a lot of dumb people as a teenager, and did a lot of dumb things, and even among people whose illustrious futures involved things like prison for burglary, it was well fucking understood that nitrous was the lowest of the low. It was the drug equivalent of picking cigarette stubs out of public ashtrays. Huge shame stigma

Same here. Nitrous was for people who couldn't afford/didn't have access to 'real' drugs. On a par with sniffing glue. We took the view if you could buy it OTC, it was shit and not worth your time.

John Cale is awesome. Gun and Momamma Scuba are great tracks of that album too. I also love his cover of Heartbreak Hotel.

I had a drink with John Cale once, back in the 1970's. Nicest rock star I ever met. Most obnoxious? It's a toss up between Lou Reed and Chuck Berry -- but I think Lou takes the prize.
The fire rises

Matthew Hardin is the kind of lawyer that Nick Rekieta wishes he could have been.

i've completed recovery" ....? what does that even mean

It means he's completed some cheap-ass outpatient 'treatment' programme -- that'll almost certainly consist of some half-assed group work and some information giving before you get the big certificate telling you you're cured and the court can happily ignore your ass till the next arrest.

It really doesn't matter which tradition you adhere to, whether it be 12 steps, some kind of residential rehab programme or one of the recovery programmes that have a secular underpinning like Rational Recovery or Smart Recovery -- they all see recovery as a process, not a singular event that you go through, tick the box and you're cured. And of course, the reason why they stress this is because people who don't view it as a life long process invariably end up like Rekieta. "I'm cured now. I'm no longer banging the coke/drinking like a fish. I can start huffing Galaxy Gas and ranting on line at strangers until 4.00 am every morning."

I've always been very sceptical about the 12 step fellowships. It's always seemed to me that a doctrine based on religion that doesn't change at all and completely ignores the dramatic transformations in what we know about addiction that have occurred in the last fifty years probably isn't fit for purpose. But I'm dead serious when I say that the best thing Rekieta could do for himself and his family at the moment is get himself down to a 12 step meeting -- AA or NA, it doesn't matter which. Get himself a sponsor and start taking the process of recovery seriously.

He won't do it, of course, because the first thing they'd do is tell him to stop going online. And that's as big an issue for him as any of his drug or alcohol use. But if he was a friend or family member of mine and he was serious about getting his life out of the shitter, that'd be the very best advice I could give them. Thirty meetings in thirty days and get yourself a solid sponsor. At some point down the road, you might find a programme that's more compatible philosophically with your beliefs, but for now it's more important to get rid of your delusional addictive thought processes and there just isn't a quick and easy way of doing that.

12 step fellowships are available just about everywhere and they're free. They've also heard all of your delusional bullshit before and they won't tolerate it.
 
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