Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[thejackal2]

This awkward sperg is currently standing next to the oval office in his all black ensemble with the "doge father" T-Shirt. Weird autistic guy.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

The Italian maffia busts your knees if you don't make them money, but the jewish maffia has even viler methods.

iirc the italian and jewish mob had an alliance back in the 1930s

basically there was a group of jewish mobsters called "murder inc", the italian mob offsourced a lot of the killing to them, cuz nobody suspected a jew of murder, ppl suspected jews for fraud and such

italians were racially profiled for violent crime, but a jew could get away with a mob hit much more easily, cuz jews were racially profiled for fraud and loansharking and other such stuff

 

[Drip Torch]

This awkward sperg is currently standing next to the oval office in his all black ensemble with the "doge father" T-Shirt. Weird autistic guy.
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All that's missing is a fedora.

 

[Jeanette Voerman]

Elon backwards is Nole.... Nool... Null? Anyone else notice Elon and Null are never in the same place at once?

 

[Poop Fartious]

"On the Campaign Trail, Elon Musk Juggled Drugs and Family Drama"
(Archive)

TLDR Elon has been on a cocktail of:
-Ketamine
-Ecstasy
-Mushrooms
-Ozempic
-Ambien
-McDonalds (binge eating)

Also the ketamine gave him bladder problems. So it's not impossible he's just been wearing a diaper every time we've seen him in public.

 

[NoBueno]

And I would not have sex with him.

Well someone is

 

[Trombonista]

Well someone is
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How trustworthy is Times of India?

 

[Sock Tuah]

How trustworthy is Times of India?

Maybe about on par with Enty. (Tabloid-tier)

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2025/05/blind-item-1_30.html



Maybe Stephen isn’t *that* much of a cuck ? Zoom in on that photo. Someone showed up with a black eye today on his way out of the Administration. [archive source : people.com]

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

Elon is no longer a Special Government Employee.

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I guess that makes him an X-employee.

Surprised Trump was able to put up with this autistic faggot as long as he did. If it was me Musk would have gotten a helicopter ride after the second time he did the retarded little jump where he tries to make an X with his body

Birds of a feather flock together.

https://www.salon.com/2025/05/30/elon-musks-use-was-far-more-serious-than-previously-known-nyt-report/

So I guess that Elon was probably sharing diapers with Trump

Just wait until he brings out his own brand of adult diapers that he'll try to make look cool and not a sign that he's getting old.

This awkward sperg is currently standing next to the oval office in his all black ensemble with the "doge father" T-Shirt. Weird autistic guy.
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It says a lot when Trump looks like the more normal one of the two.

"On the Campaign Trail, Elon Musk Juggled Drugs and Family Drama"
(Archive)

TLDR Elon has been on a cocktail of:
-Ketamine
-Ecstasy
-Mushrooms
-Ozempic
-Ambien
-McDonalds (binge eating)

Also the ketamine gave him bladder problems. So it's not impossible he's just been wearing a diaper every time we've seen him in public.

Keith Richards is reading this like:

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

I can totally see Musk ending up like Howard Hughes. A rich, demented old man being protected by handlers.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

"On the Campaign Trail, Elon Musk Juggled Drugs and Family Drama"
(Archive)

TLDR Elon has been on a cocktail of:
-Ketamine
-Ecstasy
-Mushrooms
-Ozempic
-Ambien
-McDonalds (binge eating)

Also the ketamine gave him bladder problems. So it's not impossible he's just been wearing a diaper every time we've seen him in public.

how the fuck can he even talk in public with all the drugs he's on

yeah, tolerance builds up, but when hr the richest manchild on the planet, it just means u buy more drugs

he's probably on enough ketamine to knock out an entire herd of 2000lb draft horses

if i were him, i'd do cocaine before speeches to counteract the ketamine and ambien and stay awake and (mostly) coherent

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Trump gave Elon Musk a key with the reddit mascot on it.

https://x.com/CantEverDie/status/1928682175651598598

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

how the fuck can he even talk in public with all the drugs he's on

yeah, tolerance builds up, but when hr the richest manchild on the planet, it just means u buy more drugs

he's probably on enough ketamine to knock out an entire herd of 2000lb draft horses

if i were him, i'd do cocaine before speeches to counteract the ketamine and ambien and stay awake and (mostly) coherent

Ever see the movie Flight? It could be like that.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Well someone is
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Stephen Miller is the most beta looking cuck on the planet. Guy was bald when he was 20, a virgin til he was 30, weak jawline and is a manlet. Yet he claims to be the "master race"

 

[NoBueno]

Maybe about on par with Enty. (Tabloid-tier)

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2025/05/blind-item-1_30.html

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Maybe Stephen isn’t *that* much of a cuck ? Zoom in on that photo. Someone showed up with a black eye today on his way out of the Administration. [archive source : people.com]

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oh my god it's DOUBLE TABLOID! oohohoho oh all the way!

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

I can totally see Musk ending up like Howard Hughes. A rich, demented old man being protected by handlers.

i think he already is, he's just the face of his companies, cuz he has a cult of personality around him, but he isnt the one calling the shots anymore

Ever see the movie Flight? It could be like that.

i didnt see that movie

 

[YourFriendlyLurker 2.0]

Well, Elon looks really rough in this one. Don't ever do drugs, dear child.

 

[Something Awful]

> tfw the visuals hit, but the president's talking next to you, so you can't go lie down on the sofa to chill

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Trump gave Elon Musk a key with the reddit mascot on it.

https://x.com/CantEverDie/status/1928682175651598598

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This really is the most soy administration of all time

 

[The Fly 91]

This really is the most soy administration of all time

Have you not seen Biden's?