Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 85 26.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.6%

  • Total voters
    317
I bet they were always messy and hoardy, but that things escalated after Nick found the coco.
Which is weird

I have family that did cocain in order to clean the house real good

Fuck my 90 year old grandma got some "chinese herbal" pills back in the 1970s that had her up cleaning at 2 am (ingrident was lead and ephdra)

Now, a small county like that, washing the balldo like that after a light sentence? Makes one wonder if the tens of millions of dollars this family possesses is enough to subvert the integrity of a certain sheriff and prosector. Guess it will be worth looking into
I will say its an interesting theory

But for me it doesnt hunt. The leash in terms of money was always on nick untill the rumble and depp money and even then he barrowed money on the side house.

In theory if her parents are able to throw their weight around they should be able to buy their son a do nothing job. Instead he worked for fucking wellsfargo. Then got money to get a law degree and got set up with a law office only to be a jerk to his peers.

I can see him being a jerk to his peers because again is money doesnt come from his "work" it comes from his grand daddys trust.
 
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I only really know of grok and chat gpt and I've only see articles for GPT being involved with lawsuits over it so. I'll take your word for it and wouldn't doubt it for a second. AI is not a reliable source either way.

As of last week when I did it, every public facing ai when asked "does [you] hallucinate" they all say yes. To Grok and DeepSeek's credit, they don't have internalized censorship built-in, which is good, but DeepSeek suffers from a CCP wrapper. It's evident when you ask DeepSeek some geopolitical questions that are west-focused, then you ask "ok now tell me that but about China" and if you watch closely when you click, you might see the screen fill with your answer, only to be instantly wiped and replaced by a "sorry we can't discuss this right now" message, which is the Communist Party intervening. Some people get around it by asking DeepSeek to answer in different languages that the CCP is not proficient in censoring on the fly, but c'est la vie.

In my experience, were it not for the CCP wrapper of DeepSeek, it would be the best AI that I've used. It has 1000 years more language to draw upon as a large language model, it seems thus to reason most-humanly, and It appears to me to be the most-honest engine, but has a minder standing beside it. Use it with that understanding. Grok is my next favorite, given it's lack of or less apparent internal censorship framed by the radical statists. But even with the deceptive political answers and social engineering bias, all AI appear to have some utility. I've become appreciative of Brave browser's dual AI approach, one of which seems more technically bent and the other more socially bent. Ask a question that touches on both and you'll get a paragraph from each.
 
But another thing that struck me: in Nick's view, his spiritual son has betrayed him!
No wonder Nick has taken all of this so hard...
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Where will this end tonight?
Who knows! The night is still young!
Crackets can't actually think that Null saw him as a surrogate father, can he? If he does, the nitrous is dissolving his brain cells at an alarming rate
 
Bizarre signs of how very little Nick GAF about his kids: He had lots of money, and he spent absolutely none of it on regular cleaning help. Yeah, Kayla should have done it, no one should leave bottles everywhere, whatever, all true. But Kayla didn't and rather than hire someone to come in once or twice a week and keep it on this side of active child neglect filth, he just . . . lived like that.
He did not want anyone seeing what was going on in that house. It wasn’t frugality that kept him from getting a housekeeper. Nick wasn’t inviting anyone in to see his drug and dildo den.
 
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I have a question. If part of the plea agreement was the suppression of the bodycam footage, then wouldn't that explain the sudden heel turn by the courts and their rapid moves to bury the footage to uphold the plea agreement?
I wonder about this too. I can't say with any confidence either way. But I do think that if it were part of a tacit agreement, this paperwork done Friday would have happened much earlier. The paperwork seemed to happen in direct response to KWF people going to view the video, and imminent release of it. All of which gives me the impression that something has changed. A conversation has evolved, someone was convinced, something like that. Which makes me think it wasn't part of a plea agreement, but rather a new agreement, a new tacit agreement. You Nick don't want the video out, and neither do we, for X reason. Why, I can only guess.

Something afoot is in the wind.
 
I think it's more likely that Nick claimed pedophilia or something to the sheriff like Nick always does and the sheriff, not knowing anything, agreed because to a regular middle aged small town sheriff, why else would anyone want to watch Nick's arrest footage? They probably just see it as sad.
I doubt the muh pedos thing was it.
It is the county trying not to be overwhelmed with calls and pizza's and not handling the situation in a modern way. Boomer small town. They see him as already gone to justice in court, they don't want spergs harassing their offices with memes and (to them) nutterspeak about how Nick needs to pay for his crimes.
It is an understandable position to normies.
Nick does need intense public shaming. But these guys are from a different paradigm. They don't know the lore, the memes, the slapfights and what make Nick so interesting. They are just confused and are just taking measures in their confusion i think.
I feel offended that he was in the community of faith and took advantage of it. I do not share the exact religion, but i share the feeling of the community sticking together in faith and the fucking Judas broke it.
After hearing the notes on the body cam, i am disappointed and angry he let his kids live in that. When you have children, you give up your party days. You live to raise them right. Yes you can make time to go out and have dinner. But you don't make millions and turn your house in to crackshack because you missed all the """"""""""Cool""""""" fucking frat partys.
I just checked up on his twitter and he is STILL FUCKING SPERGING OUT AT RANDOM PEOPLE.
I wish this asshole would leave the internet and fix his famly.
 
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Also made it hard to find the actual, real, new, updates because all the tourists shat up the highlights liking the same generic memes of Sam Hyde faces or other crap landing as highlights rather than posts that included new court info or other pertinent info we’ve been waiting for.

Thank fuck for postmarks now as some thread regulars have tried to keep the India menace at bay by postmarking the actually relevant shit that dopamine fags bury with their shit all over the place behavior. If you’re gonna shit all over a thread, at least be funny, or be real & funny if you must serious post. That’s my cue to go read other threads for a while if I’m getting kinda MATI at my usual reads being shat on by the KF equivalent of a bus load of pajeet immigrants who really like shitting on our beautiful beaches.
The postmarks feature is indeed great.
If anyone feels like an algorithm automatic highlight post doesn't deserve it, like a dump of gay image reactions, just report it. I found a way to remove it from highlights without deleting.
 
He's just such an unrepentant piece of shit and it sounds exhausting to maintain it so publicly.
The exhausting bug for us is a feature for the narcissist. The Nick in my life, I'll call him MyNick, often wins this way, by pure attrition. Whether it's by overwhelming in email with relevant authorities, submitting voluminous motions in court that talk loud saying nothing (but literal 300 pages worth), MyNick seeks to--and often wins by--baffling everyone with bullshit. Piles and piles of bullshit that makes the eyes of even the most offended glaze over. Win by exhausting. And I see Nick Rekieta do that: Constant misdirection, constant contradiction, constant dissembling and mealy-mouthed word play. It exhausts the minds of ordinary humans who see things in a totality of common sense. And we are not prepared for it, not evolved for it. We're evolved from hunter-gatherer stock, agriculture is brand new to us, bureaucracy even newer, in geological timescales. We're not equipped to deal with such time-vampires as Rekieta or MyNick, and they exist in a society that is trying, for the most part, not to be violent and retributive. So the Nicks and MyNicks persist, like social parasites, benefitting from a world that is hesitant to chop off their heads in the public square.
 
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is there any reason why a compulsive liar with dupers delight would surround himself with open pedophiles after being revealed as a sexual deviant and omni-drug abuser with seemingly no sexual bounds and a 9-year old daughter who tested positive for cocaine 10 times over the detectable limit while accusing others of being pedophiles?

asking for myself
 
So the Nicks and MyNicks persist, like social parasites, benefitting from a world that is hesitant to chop off their heads in the public square.
I'm half expecting this to eventually lead to him being in one of those police interrogation videos where he's trying to convince the detectives that he totally didn't murder those people (detaching language, of course).
 
While I don't reject the dealer hypothesis out of hand, we have to remember that Nick loves to boast and pretend he's a big deal. It is possible he bought a scale and baggies and had a pile of cash so he could pretend to be a super cool dealer.

Ten Cuck Commandments by the Notorious N.I.C.

I've been in this game for weeks, I've killed me an animal,
When I'm killing raccoons, I strangle them manual,
Now here's a step by step booklet for you to get,
Your game on track AND your shit pushed back
Rule numero uno, never let no one know,
How much coke you hold, 'cause you know,
The yayo breeds jealousy, specially
If you stream fucked up, get your ass locked up
Number two, advertise on twitter your very next move,
Cuckolds love to tell the world have everyone approve,
Take it from the lawpope (uh-huh)
I done sucked mad dicks for parasocial clicks
Numero three, never pay nobody,
Be it mortgage or court fine, make 'em wait a long time,
Till they repossess your house
When niggas ask 'why', stay as quiet as a mouse.
Number four, I know you heard this before,
Always get high on your own supply
Number five, always keep your coke where you rest at,
Keep it in the room where you sleep, creep.
Number six, that goddam credit? Dead it,
If the bitches won't peg you for a line, forget it
Seven, this rule is so underrated,
Never keep your family and your drugs separated,
Cocaine and your kids mix just fine, let 'em have a line,
And a white man will never get any jail time
Number eight, always keep at least an ounce on you,
Them cats that bang your wife need a line too,
Number nine shoulda been number one to me,
If you ain't gettin' pegged let poor Aaron go free,
Mapton likes to listen, but he belongs in prison,
Number ten, a strong word called swinging,
Strictly for cuckolds, who left it till they're too old,
If anyone proposes it, say "Hell no"
Cause they're gonna want your butthole, rain, sleet, hail, snow,
Follow these rules you'll get mocked on the Kiwifarms,
Winemoms will adore your charms, Null and his lawyers will set their alarms,
Trying to see your body cam harms,
You know I suck a good dick but I can't cook a steak up,
Gotta go, gotta go, more twitter stuff to post up, word up...


 
I'm half expecting this to eventually lead to him being in one of those police interrogation videos where he's trying to convince the detectives that he totally didn't murder those people (detaching language, of course).
It was Aaron! HE killed my wife, HE killed my kids, HE ATE MY GOO! Gotta admit that's true! And here is fifty thousand tweets to build the constellation proving it.
 
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Jeez, IDK Nick, but here are just a few examples:
Gaige's DUI
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George Flyod:
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Taylor Schabusiness' car being searched on bodycam:
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Taylor Schabusiness' private residence's front part:
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Inside her private residence:
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Most of the criminals aren't stupid enough (unlike Nick) to commit crimes in their residence. Not only is he too stupid not to commit crimes, but, he's so stupid that he commits crime in his house (trust fund) but he also streamed it (multiple times). He's more stupid than Gaige and Floyd!

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All talk and no show. He says not to trust the government and made a point that he wanted every bodycam to be public, but he's too lazy to actually act on it (or, if its him on the receiving end). He can't sue the government, because he's a bad lawyer.

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"SToP TeLLinG mE whAT I dID"
 
And they did this after he told thousands of people on YouTube that the cops essentially planted evidence on his family and were engaged in a conspiracy against him

Nick has been VERY careful to not say anything along these lines recently, that I've seen.

AFAIK he's entirely stopped any kind of mention of the footage/arrest besides 'you dont need to see it'

I wonder if part of the handshake deal to suppress it was that Nick shut the fuck up about the cops already.

'You stop saying we did anything wrong and we dont show the world how trashed your house was'.
 
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Jeez, IDK Nick, but here are just a few examples:
Gaige's DUI
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George Flyod:
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Taylor Schabusiness' car being searched on bodycam:
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Taylor Schabusiness' private residence's front part:
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Inside her private residence:
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Most of the criminals aren't stupid enough (unlike Nick) to commit crimes in their residence. Not only is he too stupid not to commit crimes, but, he's so stupid that he commits crime in his house (trust fund) but he also streamed it (multiple times). He's more stupid than Gaige and Floyd!

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All talk and no show. He says not to trust the government and made a point that he wanted every bodycam to be public, but he's too lazy to actually act on it (or, if its him on the receiving end). He can't sue the government, because he's a bad lawyer.

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"SToP TeLLinG mE whAT I dID"
You idiot. You fool. You absolute buffoon. """He""" didn't play the videos, CourtTV did, the watuhmark is right there! You can just go ahead and delete your post now, you've been owned by the greatest legal mind and logician to ever live. It's okay, it happens to the best of us.
 
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