Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[muh_moobs]

" @WeeGee , tell the internet Black Buster Critic was right about me." Wheezed @SolidMario , gasping with his last breath "tell the internet . . . he was right."

 

[SolidMario]

You've got it all wrong. He and Fry were having harmless tickle fun in that picture. Not some freakish porno session.

And this is how it truly went down.

@SolidMario then said to Bart, "Bart, help me pull the plug from this death bed."

"But you'll die," Bart said.

"Nothing can stop that now," said Solidmario. Just for once...let me....look on you....with my own eyes".

Bart did so. The heart monitor beeped.

"I forgive you, solidmario," he said tearfully.

Solidmario closed his eyes, and at last he was gone.

Stop ruining Star Wars!

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" @WeeGee , tell the internet Black Buster Critic was wrong about me." Wheezed @SolidMario , gasping with his last breath "tell the internet . . . he was wrong."

 

[muh_moobs]

Stop ruining Star Wars!

You don't know the power of Kiwifarms

 

[WeeGee]

I just love how he came here to chimp out over shit I actually didn't do for once. I guess that really does make me the Clyde Cash to his Chris Chan afterall.

 

[BaissaTheSinger]

@SolidMario then said to Bart, "Bart, help me pull the plug from this death bed."

And Bart did nothing because he doesn't exist.

 

[Optimus Prime]

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@SolidMario then said to Bart, mouth agape with pleasure and satisfaction, "Let me touch upon you with my own hands".

I'm quite literally in tears now. This is the saddest breakup I've ever seen.

Sad as in actually tragic, or in how completely pathetic it is?

Yes @SolidMario listen to your sock puppet other half. imaginary friend

FIFY

You've got it all wrong. He and Fry were having harmless tickle fun in that picture. Not some freakish porno session.

Well they're having some freakish porno session now aren't they?

 

[DarthChaos]

Mario, look. Please, come on. Please, hurry. We should leave this dreadful place. It might be the only to stop it from growing. Eventually. Can we please their advice into account for once?

 

[WeeGee]

Mario, look. Please, come on. Please, hurry. We should leave this dreadful place. It might be the only to stop it from growing. Eventually. Can we please their advice into account for once?

You'll be back when I leak goodies I've dug up.

 

[SolidMario]

Yes.

 

[muh_moobs]

@SolidMario , @WeeGee never told you what would happen to your artwork

 

[SolidMario]

No more. Please, stop. I beg you.

Ben, why didn't you tell me?

 

[WeeGee]

Oh and I've already downloaded @ghostyTrickster 's screencaps for the wiki which exposed the sock puppetry, I ain't done with you yet sunshine.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

That's not an improvement! He destroyed it. Fry is Bart's brother! I can't believe you fucking bought that from @UserAnonymous.

Ah, so you admit to Fry being into incest in those pictures.

That's nice dear.

 

[Coldgrip]

You've got it all right. He was being molested by Fry who was obviously a substitute for me! It wasn't harmless tickle fun in that picture. It was some freakish foreplay porno session.

And this is how it truly went down.

@SolidMario then said to Bart, "Bart, let me molest you".

"Gross man, die!" Bart said.

"No Bart! Let me run my greasy hands over your body again," said Solidmario. Just for once...let me....touch you....while looking into your eyes".

Bart unplugged the machine. The heart monitor beeped.

"Blackbuster critic was right about you" Bart said, happy he would no longer be the victim of Ryan Loomis' deviant and disgusting ways.

Solidmario then died as he lived, pants full of shit with his right hand down the front of them.

 

[muh_moobs]

No more. Please, stop. I beg you.

It is useless to resist

No more. Please, stop. I beg you.

You, who are without decency, now plead for it!? I knew you were made of pathetic stuff.

Edit:
Also, leave @Optimus Prime out of this.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Ben, why didn't you tell me?

Aw, that's adorable, you even gave your sock account a name!

 

[SolidMario]

You'll be back when I leak goodies I've dug up.

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@SolidMario , @WeeGee never told you what would happen to your artwork

No more. Please, stop. I beg you.

Ben, why didn't you tell me?

Oh and I've already downloaded @ghostyTrickster 's screencaps for the wiki which exposed the sock puppetry, I ain't done with you yet sunshine.

Ah, so you admit to Fry being into incest in those pictures.

That's nice dear.

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It is useless to resist

No! You are all....what? What is this? I feel....I feel....no....I'm going to burst. No! NOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Uh guys, I think we just broke @SolidMario

Can we call that a victory?

 

[WeeGee]

Uh guys, I think we just broke @SolidMario

Can we call that a victory?

Praise kek, we've won.

 

[muh_moobs]

No! You are all....what? What is this? I feel....I feel....no....I'm going to burst. No! NOOOOOO!!!!!