Cultcow Thomas Lloyd / SolidMario / LinkSparrow / DarthChaos / Emperorlukesolo / + many more - The misogynist who wants to bang Bart Simpson & murder BlackBusterCritic

[Huge fucking cunt]

No! You are all....what? What is this? I feel....I feel....no....I'm going to burst. No! NOOOOOO!!!!!

What are you trying to accomplish?

 

[HY 140]

No more. Please, stop. I beg you.

Uh guys, I think we just broke @SolidMario

Can we call that a victory?

Ah he'll be back again for our relentless insults

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

I want Christian Weston Chandler to poop on me. I understand this is an outlandish request but I fantasize about his sticky, smelly, gloppy turds splattering across my face. "Mmm, yeah," he would moan as his sloppy autistic tranny poopoos coated my body like the little poop-covered cum slut I am.

 

[StoneKnightMan]

No more. Please, stop. I beg you.

 

[Calooby]

I come home to gorgeousness. Thank you so much.

So instead of spamming him with several alts on dA for an hour or so I just shop images of him. If only I knew sooner haha.

 

[Coldgrip]

Ah he'll be back again for our relentless insults

Either he likes the abuse or on some level he knows that being a bartfucker is sick and wrong and our insults serve as a way he self-flagellates.

Either way, he's a sick, sad little man.

 

[Curt Sibling]

If there ever was a case for just getting off the web for a year or two, it was this @SolidMario dummy.

Guy should go join a monastery. Just not one with small yellow choir boys.

 

[Every Crook and Nanny]

Ryan is honestly one of the most entertaining cows so far. His sockpuppeting (though it beats every TV drama out there) which deceives no one but himself. His refusal to listen to our advice to just step away from the computer. His falling hook, line and sinker for every post we edit and shoop we make. He truly has the mental age of a child.

 

[muh_moobs]

You people can't tell good art when you see it. There is no photoshop here. My masterpieces are all TRUE and HONEST works of mspaint mastery.

(Really, guys, don't shop shitposts. That takes too much effort)

 

[Quijibo69]

Looks like Mario went to bed to dream about Kiwifarms and Bart's yellow ass cheeks. You my do better tomorrow on your 9,000th time being here.

 

[Guy With Shit Opinions]

I hate every single one of you all!

Come on, you don't mean that!

 

[Florence]

Bart then said to @SolidMario, "If I pull this plug out, will you die?"

"It would be extremely painful." @SolidMario said.

"You're a big guy..." said Bart.
.
"...For you." @SolidMario said tearfully.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I come home to gorgeousness. Thank you so much.

So instead of spamming him with several alts on dA for an hour or so I just shop images of him. If only I knew sooner haha.

Nah. you've been doing GodBearJesus's work on DA. Guy can't hold an argument worth a damn and working on two fronts through the farms and DA keeps him off balance.

Either he likes the abuse or on some level he knows that being a bartfucker is sick and wrong and our insults serve as a way he self-flagellates.

Either way, he's a sick, sad little man.

I like how he tries to defend his behavior and creations like we can't prove - using literally his own words - that he wants to fuck Bart Simpson. Because otherwise the actual alternative is much, much creepier and he just wants to molest the little asshole. And if you're reading this, Ryan, that's molest in the legal sense.

Either way, it's even funnier in that Ryan obviously knows what he's doing is wrong, purely going off of what he posts in the DarthChaos sockpuppet that is in agreement with the 'get out of here' sentiments that Ryan continues to ignore.

 

[WeeGee]

I like how he tries to defend his behavior and creations like we can't prove - using literally his own words - that he wants to fuck Bart Simpson. Because otherwise the actual alternative is much, much creepier and he just wants to molest the little asshole. And if you're reading this, Ryan, that's molest in the legal sense.

Either way, it's even funnier in that Ryan obviously knows what he's doing is wrong, purely going off of what he posts in the DarthChaos sockpuppet that is in agreement with the 'get out of here' sentiments that Ryan continues to ignore.

Despite being exposed numerous times via matching IPs from 2-3 mods and countless slip ups, the puppet show continues, and that's why this is all hilarious.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I still can't get over his newest line on his profile "I seriously need a damn therapist". While this is true, Ryan doesn't seem to understand that he really does. Writing that shit isn't tricking anyone on here, and writing it without following through is not going to help him.

Spoiler

The :autism: is strong with this one.

 

[WeeGee]

I still can't get over his newest line on his profile "I seriously need a damn therapist". While this is true, Ryan doesn't seem to understand that he really does. Writing that shit isn't tricking anyone on here, and writing it without following through is to going to help him.

Spoiler

The :autism: is strong with this one.

He's an un-admitted masochist at this point, he's not gonna leave the site, he's not gonna see a therapist, and he's certainly never gonna stop loving Bart Simpson.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I still can't get over his newest line on his profile "I seriously need a damn therapist". While this is true, Ryan doesn't seem to understand that he really does. Writing that shit isn't tricking anyone on here, and writing it without following through is to going to help him.

Spoiler

The :autism: is strong with this one.

This man needs both a therapist and an enforced sabbatical from the Internet.

 

[Calooby]

Here's a zip file containing all of the many screencaps I took of the glorious battle of spergery between me, my snappy socks, and the Bartman himself. Feel free to upload them to a media gallery website or something so people don't have to download the zip.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Nah. you've been doing GodBearJesus's work on DA. Guy can't hold an argument worth a damn and working on two fronts through the farms and DA keeps him off balance.



I like how he tries to defend his behavior and creations like we can't prove - using literally his own words - that he wants to fuck Bart Simpson. Because otherwise the actual alternative is much, much creepier and he just wants to molest the little asshole. And if you're reading this, Ryan, that's molest in the legal sense.

Either way, it's even funnier in that Ryan obviously knows what he's doing is wrong, purely going off of what he posts in the DarthChaos sockpuppet that is in agreement with the 'get out of here' sentiments that Ryan continues to ignore.

That's what you get trying to be your own shoulder angel. You beg him to leave, yet he remains, be it as SolidMario or as DarthChaos (or even both if you're really lucky).

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

I love every single one of you all!
I am a slut for Big Kiwi Cock (BKC)!