Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[pacifist kaczynski]

Billy Mitchell is still a grifting cheating slimeball. Just because Karl Jobst is shitty himself does NOT make Silly Bitchell any kind of hero. He's cock gargling scum.

Shamelessly pulling the Hulk Hogan USA!! Shit is smart and surely gets all the rednecks pumped but it's so easy it's cynical and slimy as fuck while he shills his shitty sauce as well. I can't believe anyone thinks this faggot is "redeemed".

It makes him a kind of anti-hero. Billy has stayed in his lane. He fought for things he wanted. Karl on the other hand decided to grift off Billy's career. He's a parasite that was posing as a victim. At every step Billy would have just continued living his life but Karl had to keep making videos to assert how virtuous he is. Karl is duplicitous. I've known who Billy is from the start. Of course, it's not like I watch his content daily or even monthly. I just appreciate the fight.

Karl sounds like a faggot.

 

[mister davenport]

You see your honor. Billy used a different color joystick, this proves he broke in to Apollo Legends house and stabbed him in the neck.

Just ran that by chatgpt and it told me that it sounds true and that there's a case to be made

 

[Wodanaz]

Lol first minute he shills a production with Walter Day, the referee who helped him and Todd Rogers cheat. If you're unaware, Rogers cheated in an even more undeniable way than Mitchell, claiming a time in Dragster that the original programmer later debunked as mathematically impossible as per the game's code. Yeah I get it, Karl is a cuck and Billy is American, but at the end of the day he's still just trying to make money and he thinks he can't do that if he admits any wrongdoing at all.

 

[demicolon]

The only thing this video didn't bury is the MAME allegation.

His defense aside from the valid point about the joystick is still more or less "nobody had proven I cheated, therefore I didn't".

 

[Ofcom Enforcer]

An update on the very serious manlet accusations.



Karl seemed serious about making a video solely about Billy's height, which shows how much of a deranged stalker he is. He accuses Billy of standing on objects to make himself seem bigger. As evidence, he links a video, saying Billy is standing on a roll of tape.



Here's Billy before he stands on the tape. Even though he's in the background and has his chin tucked, Billy is still the tallest man on stage.



Here he is standing on the tape. Looks like he just wants his face to be visible in the picture. The roll of tape was two inches wide at most, it's not adding much height. This doesn't seem like particularly strange behaviour to me.

Spoiler: Deep dive

Karl's next evidence is this picture where Billy is standing on a paint can. Again, he's in the back row, behind the lectern, on a stage, while the cameraman is on the floor.

Let's look at some pictures from the trial to compare.



Karl leaving the courthouse. Lad in the green suit on the right is towering over Karl.



Karl is barely taller than his Asian wife, and Chinese females aren't known for their height.



Billy is taller than his barrister.



And this security guard.



Billy with Billy Jr.



Karl's claimed height.



Oh dear.

 

[For Scorn and Three Birds]

It makes him a kind of anti-hero. Billy has stayed in his lane. He fought for things he wanted. Karl on the other hand decided to grift off Billy's career. He's a parasite that was posing as a victim. At every step Billy would have just continued living his life but Karl had to keep making videos to assert how virtuous he is. Karl is duplicitous. I've known who Billy is from the start. Of course, it's not like I watch his content daily or even monthly. I just appreciate the fight.

Karl sounds like a faggot.

That is where everyone is.
Billy is an "asshole".
But everyone who has gone after him to prove him an "asshole" has shit their pants and become 6000% worse than Billy could ever be.
He was playing a fucking heel villain character in an edited fiction film.
It is like the people who went after the kid who played Jeoffry in GoT in real life, thinking the kid is really like that.
Yes, when he is on camera and at conventions he plays the King of Kong. He plays the role he is famous for playing.
People have done extensive prying in to his real life to catch him slipping. All they have proven is he is a normal family man, who shit talks while playing video games.
Now that may be the highest of crimes in the tranny council of speedrunning lead by Ertaz_cats. But to normal well adjusted people. It is nothing.
Schizo_cats is not willing to let him go because he is a grudge sperg who will continue to harass this guy till he gets a "win".

 

[Lukie]

Billy Mitchell is still a grifting cheating slimeball. Just because Karl Jobst is shitty himself does NOT make Silly Bitchell any kind of hero. He's cock gargling scum.

Shamelessly pulling the Hulk Hogan USA!! Shit is smart and surely gets all the rednecks pumped but it's so easy it's cynical and slimy as fuck while he shills his shitty sauce as well. I can't believe anyone thinks this faggot is "redeemed".

You are literally the reason why people shouldn't be able to vote. You've been completely propagandised by an Albino and his low functioning autistic, autogynephilic cohorts.

- Billy never cheated he used a restrictor plate, this is within the rules as it's hard to find replacements as they don't make them for nearly 50 year old arcade games
- the video footage examination was the deranged writings of midwit which didn't have a control
- He makes great sauce which has been unanimously approved of here.
- He isn't doing Hulk Hogan, He's doing Rick Flair with an American tie

You really shouldn't be flinging around faggot as an insult as you need your stomach pumped from excessive Albino cum intake.

 

[Wodanaz]

>yeah I wanted to force twin galaxies to accept any future scores I may submit as part of my settlement
>but I'm not going to submit any future scores because twin galaxies is meaningless now

what did he mean by this

>if it's so obvious that I cheated then why does it fall apart when it's taken out of the court of public opinion and into the court of law where I have the right to reply

Is this nigger serious? need I post the famous black man who dindu because da glove didn't fit
Also forgot that in the pic of him standing in front of the red joystick, he's literally shaking Todd Rogers' hand. Gee I wonder why people don't believe you Billy.

 

[Asian tech support]

You Will Never Be King Billy.

You will never be the King of Kong. You have no arcade cabinet, you have no award winning documentary, you have no world famous hot sauce. You are an Australian man twisted by Youtube success and a Chinky wife into a crude mockery of a winner.
All the "validation" you get is to faced and half hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of your rice burning tendencies, your "friends" laugh at your pathetic pick up artist "skills" openly.
Winners are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed winners to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even losers who project a winning demeanor behave in an unnatural and uncanny way. Your physiognomy is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a win on the books of a two bit outlet, they'll throw you under the bus the moment they realize you've engaged in the same tactics you've accused others of taking part in.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single video and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the financial devestation creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable payments.
Eventually, it'll be too much to bear - you'll put your home up for sale, your wife will file for a divorce, and you'll be forced to move back in with your parents filthy and disheveled. They'll find you on their doorstep and will be heartbroken but relieved they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of their son being a rice burner.
They'll make your bed and put a sign on your door bearing your name, and every houseguest for the rest of your parents' life will know a loser lives there. Your career will decay and go back to the bowels of the algorithm, and all that will remain of your legacy is an archive of your pick up artistry that's undeniably cringe.
This is your fate. This is what you have chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Scorpion From MK]

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[Mr. Manchester]

What even was the deal with the red joystick in the first place? It's a fucking joy stick, who cares? It doesn't make Mario move faster.

Autism is a hell of a drug.

 

[Lukie]

>yeah I wanted to force twin galaxies to accept any future scores I may submit as part of my settlement
>but I'm not going to submit any future scores because twin galaxies is meaningless now

what did he mean by this

>if it's so obvious that I cheated then why does it fall apart when it's taken out of the court of public opinion and into the court of law where I have the right to reply

Is this nigger serious? need I post the famous black man who dindu because da glove didn't fit
Also forgot that in the pic of him standing in front of the red joystick, he's literally shaking Todd Rogers' hand. Gee I wonder why people don't believe you Billy.

Are your hands shaking?
Have you taken your troonshine today?
Is your gender dysphoria becoming intense because you have to live another lie?
Are you feeling compulsion to hurt yourself?
Have you washed today?
Does your family even like you?

What even was the deal with the red joystick in the first place? It's a fucking joy stick, who cares? It doesn't make Mario move faster.

Autism is a hell of a drug.

It's the same kind of autism which Sonic Fans have - but instead of original characters and fan comics - it's original joysticks and writing fictions about Billy the heel.

 

[Zoot]

The only people I have seen care about the flimsy accusations against Billy of cheating are speedtroons. From henceforth I shall assume all those who are perpetuating this baseless slander are also troons.

 

[The Un-Clit]

You are literally the reason why people shouldn't be able to vote. You've been completely propagandised by an Albino and his low functioning autistic, autogynephilic cohorts.

- Billy never cheated he used a restrictor plate, this is within the rules as it's hard to find replacements as they don't make them for nearly 50 year old arcade games
- the video footage examination was the deranged writings of midwit which didn't have a control
- He makes great sauce which has been unanimously approved of here.
- He isn't doing Hulk Hogan, He's doing Rick Flair with an American tie

You really shouldn't be flinging around faggot as an insult as you need your stomach pumped from excessive Albino cum intake.

Did you actually read anything you wrote? You sound like an utter pants-shitting retard. I shouldn't bother replying to idiots but one bit of idiocy stands out:
How the fuck did me calling Jobst shitty turn into gargling his load in your clap-riddled brain? He fucked up and was left looking like a clown and oweing a fortune to a piece of cheating lying grifting shit.

That's me done on the topic, I have no more interest in discussing either of them and frankly I hope they both McNutt themselves soonest.

 

[Mrsneksnekson]

"Karl, I'm 6 foot 6, I don't need to do anything to look taller, I've taken thousands of photos with fans since 1982, some very serious, some nothing but fun. Meanwhile you're 5 foot 7. Cope harder."

Bodied forever Mr. Jobst.

TAS:
TOTAL
ALBINO
SUNBURN

 

[lilmayo420]

He looks like he got stung by a bee or something. Hope he's doing well.

 

[Wodanaz]

"Karl, I'm 6 foot 6, I don't need to do anything to look taller, I've taken thousands of photos with fans since 1982, some very serious, some nothing but fun. Meanwhile you're 5 foot 7. Cope harder."

Bodied forever Mr. Jobst.

TAS:
TOTAL
ALBINO
SUNBURN

This is pretty unambiguously a win, however. What in the fuck the king of manlets is thinking trying to expose someone clearly over six feet tall of standing on things... we'd all like to know.

 

[ZipDisk]

Of all the things to attack, Karl thinks Billy's wookie like stature is manufactured?
BOTTOM OF THE BARREL CARL!
Going after the man who haws already snatched the life out of you seems incredibly stupid.

I do wish Billy would address the MAME shit for once.

As to red joystick, the ree was "NOT ORIGINAL HARDWARE IT GOES EIGHT WAYS"
I honestly don't know and kind of don't care if there was a restrictor plate or not.

I just want the facts on the mame accusation.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

THE KING IS SPEAKING

This is the first Billy Mitchell video I've watched, and it was funny to see Coomalot connecting with another legally challenged 'tuber.

 

[Zoot]

This is pretty unambiguously a win, however. What in the fuck the king of manlets is thinking trying to expose someone clearly over six feet tall of standing on things... we'd all like to know.

That one stood out for me. It really shows the level of seething and Billy Derangement Syndrome that is going on with Karl. It is proper trannie level.