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nobody has ever presented recorded proof of a 5.51 time in dragster, but go off on shit you know nothing aboutI don't think any of this is as certain as the fucking nerds make out it is.
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nobody has ever presented recorded proof of a 5.51 time in dragster, but go off on shit you know nothing aboutI don't think any of this is as certain as the fucking nerds make out it is.
Rogers' most egregious thing was that some of his scores were demonstrably false because he would do things like claim he scored 999,990 points in a game that only increments the score in various powers or steps of 50, thus a score that ends with "90" is not mathematically possible. (The game would cap at 999,950 if it had a 6 digit counter that did not roll over as there's no logic to make the tens column show anything other than a 5 or 0.)Because the original programmer deboonked it with the original source code. Do you trust Activision executives? lol. He covers for Rogers because it would make him look bad if he was associated with a cheater, which would make him lose money. It's not some grand conspiracy, it's actually that simple.
Karl, however, has definitely tried to conspire on his discord against Billy
In the interview I am watching with Billy he says that Tod Rodgers did the supposedly impossible 5.51 score twice on dragster in front of independent wittnesses in rooms that he didn't set up the equipment, including in front of Activisions executives, with media there, on two different sets of equipment in two different venues.
what if the speedtroons are wrong? How many people just repeat that it is impossible because someone else has told them it is and has explained it to them in way that makes sense to him. What if that is incorrect? Why is the entire internet so certain that it didn't happen if there are many witness that saw it?
Fuck it, as far as I am concerned the 5.51 happened in dragster as well. I ain't taking these speedtrannies evidence anymore.
Holy shit this whole speech by Billy is based.
Because the original programmer deboonked it with the original source code. Do you trust Activision executives? lol. He covers for Rogers because it would make him look bad if he was associated with a cheater, which would make him lose money. It's not some grand conspiracy, it's actually that simple.
Karl, however, has definitely tried to conspire on his discord against Billy
It is almost like accusations of cheating is a good way to clear out rivals for your own times. Makes you think don't it?The new world record holder? Ersatz_cats himself, of course. Not so impossible after all, was it?
It's pretty funny Karl had the audacity to even claim that, considering there are full body pictures of Billy standing next to people and cabinets available online."Karl, I'm 6'6. I don't need to do anything to look taller... meanwhile, you're 5'7. Cope harder."
Holy shit. Long live the fucking King.
Albino manlet becomes The Raped.
Even in King of Kong he looks fuck huge next to everyone else. He's a big guy.It's pretty funny Karl had the audacity to even claim that, considering there are full body pictures of Billy standing next to people and cabinets available online.
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Sure maybe Billy is counting his hair as part of his height, but he's clearly still tall enough to not need to be standing on shit to look taller in photos. Even if he had lifts or heeled boots it isn't like he's got 6 inch heels on either. There's plenty more you can find on google just searching for Billy Mitchell Height", Karl is such a fucking loser he's got to lie about everything apparently.
At the moment I'm willing to accept the time that Todd Rogers did live, twice, in front of many witnesses, in two different locations, with different sets of media, on different equipment, that he didn't set up over the ACKTUALLY of autistic nerds that can't admit that maybe they don't know it all.The concept of unknown unknowns is what makes me hesitate before saying someone is conclusively a cheater.
I love those videos because developers always react with either horror or complete indifference.Look up developers reacting to speedruns. Halo CE has a lot of them being like "I didn't even know the game could be manipulated like this, whoopsie"
yeah we're talking about dragster broBarnstorming
4 U.He's a big guy.
Autism_cats is a bigger lolcow than Karl. Actual BDS (Billy Derangement Syndrome)ersatz_cats doesn't seem too thrilled about Billy's video.View attachment 7450346( X / A )
And how "a little gay anime porn here and there never killed anyone".
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For Joobst.He's a big guy.
Hanlon's razor is a bitch. It would be kinda funny if this whole thing started because Billy unknowingly played an emulated version and he was too Boomer to know the difference and too stubborn to take the L on that particular run because he thought he knew better. That or he got caught being sneaky and just refuses to admit it. Either way, this speedrunning jihad that's been going on for years is extremely autistic.Here is a clip from Augie's RFC Mania Day 4 where Tipster called in to talk about Billy Mitchell, Apollo Legend and Karl Jobst. A surprisingly decent take by Tipster and it seems like Mitchell wasn't cheater, more likely he wasn't aware at the time the machine he played on is not an original arcade, but one with an emulator:
I thought the same thing as I watched the video, and then looked back at the Facebook page of a friend who'd met Billy at a convention about a decade prior and had posted a photo of them together. I think anyone would look better nearly 10 years prior, but it seems age is catching up to him a lot faster now. The man's at least 60 I think though, right? He's also reading off of a prompter or something that's sitting just camera right but considering he did the entire 20 minute video in a single take with no really noticeable mess ups he's at least still very lucid and coherent.Jesus, did Billy have a stroke or something? It looks like half of his face is perpetually stuck with a raised eyebrow and an eye stuck so open that you can see the white below the iris.
His lips on that side of his head are also a little lazier than on the opposite side, you can spot all sorts of little idiosyncrasies like that the more you look at him.
Very asymmetrical. Man's getting old, I guess.