Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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He never recovered when he got his ass kicked by Uwe Boll.
Even if his spine was fucked up because Uwe Boll kicked his ass (the direct reason, not a hypothesized reason), even if his credibility was damaged by the mangosteen incident (not just the article itself, but by sperging out and not admitting it was a paid promotion), there was still plenty of room to grow. At that point, Something Awful was making enough money that he could've had a paid staff and become at least one of the smaller Internet businesses in the 21st century, or at least made way more money than he did.

I'm sure that in the mid-2000s he was getting buyout offers that were worth far, far more than the $400k it was eventually sold for. MySpace was sold for $580M to News Corporation in 2005, Condé Nast Publications bought Reddit for $10-20M in 2006, Google bought YouTube for $1.65B that same year, and made generous offers (ultimately turned down) to Digg and Yelp as well. He turned them down, but surely he had something he wanted to go for, right? He doesn't seem to be the local philanthropist type (donating just enough to be listed in "Bronze Supporters" of any non-profit venue), but even then there are things that he and/or SA could've done--invest in a real video game studio and make games with a real budget? Launch his own brand of liquor? Open a bakery that made the types of cookies he loved?

He didn't do any of those things, I don't know if he even had any bigger plans for SA.

edit: changed "kicked his asshole" to "kicked his ass"
 
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Even if his spine was fucked up because Uwe Boll kicked his asshole (the direct reason, not a hypothesized reason)
Semiannual Lowtax thread reminder that real physical damage to your back can be fixed with real physical surgery, and anyone who has had more than one back surgery, has "chronic pain," or claims that doctors can't diagnose the problem is just an opiate addict.
 
Or he could have grown a fucking pair, kept it, purged the mods, gotten rid of any troons who couldn't behave themselves, and maintained a reasonable income. But that would involve doing something more than nothing.
He couldn't have kept it at that point. As soon as the truth about the domestic abuse became known the membership and mods alike turned against him and the Patreon income quickly plummeted.
 
Tragic. All the had to do was not pander to troons and commies...

He couldn't have kept it at that point. As soon as the truth about the domestic abuse became known the membership and mods alike turned against him and the Patreon income quickly plummeted.

That's because he had been pandering to troons and commie moderators who were deep into #metoo for years at that point, and ran off everyone else.
 
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Yeah bravo retard, instruct everyone else surviving you who has to clean up your mess (both actually and metaphorically and emotionally) and be forever scarred by it that you take full responsibility for your actions, and beg them to get over it. What do you care, you're fucking gone now!
Yeah our older depressed loner groundskeeper who lived on premises killed himself a few years ago, but he had the decency to shoot himself outside with a tarp behind him.

said he was a upwards-firing man and I was right.
Pardon the ignorant question as i've never killed myself before - what does this mean? Is this a particularly limp-wristed Subaru WRX way of killing oneself? Didn't Hemingway and Hunter Thompson swallow a gun tube that way? Isn't there a bigger danger of the gun slipping or a ricochet off the skull if you hold it to your temple? My EMT friend responded to a suicide attempt once where that happened, the gun slipped as it discharged, so the bullet lobotomized him, and the percussive force ruptured his eyeballs so when my friend got there, the guy was blind, confused, and retarded, with his optical nerves dangling out of his eye sockets.
Lowtax killed himself over $200,000.
Just dwell on that.
Pretty common pattern when someone is mad they have to give their spouse their money in the divorce settlement, there is a worse tier of piece of shit narcissists who go full family annihilator when this happens. So at least he didn't shoot his kids.
lol what? This is not something that happens. A psychiatrist does not see a patient with high blood pressure and go "you need to leave". Was this maybe referencing that he refused to fill his Adderall which can raise blood pressure and the cop who wrote this didn't understand? I have never once heard of a psychiatrist refusing treatment because of high blood pressure. They are doctors and there to treat illness
Ya that doesn't make any sense. It has to be that psychiatrist saw something brewing and used it as an excuse to dip out to try to avoid professional liability issues.
 
Is this some boomer thing?
Retarded offsite drama that no one cares about

lol what? This is not something that happens. A psychiatrist does not see a patient with high blood pressure and go "you need to leave". Was this maybe referencing that he refused to fill his Adderall which can raise blood pressure and the cop who wrote this didn't understand? I have never once heard of a psychiatrist refusing treatment because of high blood pressure. They are doctors and there to treat illness.
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This. I had to think on it and I solved the puzzle

Psych-docs will not see addicts because the user needs to be sober to draw out the real problems, otherwise, you're just pissing against the wind. They referred him to a rehab treatment center, and of course Lowtax and Absent Father just decided to do nothing instead
 
I know it's cool on both sides to shit on Rich, but at the end of the day I honestly feel so bad for his family and Frags. I know he sucked shit (after seeing it piled on his coffee table by a tranny prostitute) and all, but for some reason all I can think about after reading that is how terrible his poor father must have felt.
 
Psych-docs will not see addicts because the user needs to be sober to draw out the real problems, otherwise, you're just pissing against the wind. They referred him to a rehab treatment center, and of course Lowtax and Absent Father just decided to do nothing instead
Maybe good ones, but most are whores who will do anything for money including telling you to cut your dick off.
 
I don't know much about addiction related deaths. Was Kyanka just a classic case of compounding drug abuse leading to a destroyed life and eventual suicide?

Considering how insane something awful is today, it's impossible to get across how it was the one of the only interesting sites out there in the super early 00s. Really was something special back then, before politics on the Internet, before the weird tumblr shit, before the trannies, before....Ozma.

I guess a lot of people think he got what he deserved, but I wish he would have made it, at least for the sake of his kids.
 
If it’s on-hand, if the psych has a license to dispense, if the patient is willing and able to take the medication…

It’s not always that easy. Especially when your patient is a cunt.
If he gets aggressive you can kick him out for sure. But you don't want your patient to kill himself even if it's a crackhead. More likely the doctor referred him to an ED and he refused to go. If he had made suicidal statements he probably would have had a police hold put on him.
 
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