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How long do you think it'll take for a pooner to get a pooner tattoo? This feels like something I'd see a pooner make and ask if it's a good tattoo choice.
I’d be shocked if one of them hasn’t gotten the autism creature with surgery scars as a tattoo, and I’d call that close enough
 
It's fascinating being able to watch a trans activist getting peaked in real time. I go back and forth between feeling a twinge of sympathy for lawyer pooner, since she's clearly gone through some stuff in her life and seems to have a fighting spirit, and remembering that she actively embraced and defended these same crazies until they threw her under the bus. Honestly, the best thing for her either way would be to get the hell off Twitter and stop interacting with these people altogether, but we all know she won't be able to bring herself to do that.



Meanwhile, it's looking like the trend of pooners trying to infiltrate gay spaces for validation may finally be running out of steam, since lately there's been more coping and seething from them than usual:

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("IML" refers to the International Mr. Leather event held in Chicago every year. I'm legit mildly surprised at this one, since the leather scene was colonized by pooners pretty early on, and, like other kink scenes, leans pretty solidly woke.)

One of the commenters under the second one has a rather revealing tidbit in her bio:
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If you can't get the gay male boyfriend, become the gay male boyfriend? 🤔

transguyel is a minor personal lolcow of mine, btw. She constantly vacillates between gross hornyposting about her "dick" and/or holes <shudder> and getting utterly gaped and wrecked by massive cocks like the best of any straight porn actress with no self respect, and crying manly tears about how gay men keep turning her down for sex and/or society is turning on trooners and pooners. For example, take this little play in two acts:
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Exactly 90 minutes later:
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Amazingly, she actually gets a bit of sensible pushback, even in the trans hugbox that is Bluesky:
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(she didn't reply)

Also, lol fatty:
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For reference, here's what this totally valid dood looks like:
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The girl hips are extra obvious when she's not attempting to look sexy:
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I don't recommend you visit any of these people's Bluesky profiles, btw, unless you want to get an eyeful of revolting pooner porn. 🤮


Over in the UK, things also don't seem to be going so well for "Lars", the pooner contestant on I Kissed a Boy, as she gets rejected by one of the other (actually male) contestants in the most diffident, apologetic way possible:


If I were of a more conspiratorial bent, I'd almost suspect the producers were actually deep-cover GCs trying to discourage young women from pooning out by humiliating this one on national TV.



When I first read the “husband’s” statement, I felt very “off” about it, like some details were exaggerated, or the fact that I initially misread the his name as a female one. Turns out I had clocked the pooner solely through text.
I'm slightly disappointed in myself for not catching it right away from the overwrought statement and the name "Tristan", tbh.

Man, old John Redcorn sure landed himself a live one, though. "Tristan" might give Birdy a run for her money in terms of sheer BPD insanity. I don't know what dude was going through these past few years, but being shacked up with this crazy bitch certainly couldn't have helped his mental state any.
 
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Here are some tidbits of masterpieces of pooner art that not even DaVinci and Van Gogh can match.


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You get hot flashes? So heckin' manly and validatin' my dood!

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Bro if that's what trans/queer joy looks like then it must be misery to everyone else
they forgot the
"balding"
"bleeding"
and
"dying"
followed by no one at their funeral.

also, cartoons being turned into drug addicts, totally not a pedophile right?
keep in mind these are kid's cartoons. I think it's retarded that pot smokers try to dope up anything they used to watch as a kid.

chuckie with a bong, sponge bob with a bong, timmy turner with a bong.
why? CUZ IM A STONERRRR HURRRRRRR.

it's always some selfish conceited fucking reason they do this lol.
"I draw my cartoons I watch with a bong cuz I smoke pot"

troon link, troon blue's clues, troon yugioh.
stoner link, stoner blue's clues, stoner yugi.

meanwhile the whole character actually is not a stoner, is not a troon.
it's all a validation game. it's like drawing animal crossing characters in porn, because you're a coomer.
coomer link, coomer blues blues, coomer yami yugi.

being a real fan is without changing what their character is supposed to be portrayed as.
these people should like rick and morty because it caters to raunchy adults, but I guess rick and morty reminds them of their old age so they have to vandalize blue's clues or pokemon to get off like a pedophile and pretend they are a kid again.

it's quite a downhill cycle for every cartoon ever made.
you got smut peddlers banking off making porn of characters that are not meant to be in porn even if they aren't a troon.
 
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A pooner makes a viral tweet on how they can have their cake and eat it, too:
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They want to be men, yet wear pretty feminine clothing.

"But people do steroids!" Yeah and what happens later in life?
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A year and she still only got the pube beard, lmao
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They'll talk proud and confident now, but the moment a man doesn't buy their shit, the metaphorical wigs come off.
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"Boygirlfemme" interested me, so I hopped on her profile.
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"Girlfag boydyke" who claims to have a DSD. Also states sex isn't binary and uses that legendary SciAm graph. Demands that gay men stop thinking homosexuality is "same sex" as sex doesn't exist.
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Homo= the same
Sexual = attraction
Literally same SEX attraction

Also has DSD. 100% confirmed:
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Uh huh. Totally not a faker, like you claiming to have a DSD. I wonder if it's Turner's.

This is her:
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She's got some FAS going on there.
 
So Exulansic is now speculating that the pooner wife killed Joseph Redcorn. To be frank, now I'm wondering. Some of this pooner's story is weird.

I felt a little sorry for the shooter, bc it sounds like Joseph Redcorn had it coming. 911 calls to their street every fucking week. Now a dude has to spend the rest of his life in a Texas prison for shooting the neighborhood arsonist.
 
Now a dude has to spend the rest of his life in a Texas prison for shooting the neighborhood arsonist.
He's already out on bail, so I think the police knows what's up here. I'm sure there's going to be outcries from the TQ+ contingent but even the media has been somewhat blasé with the reporting so far.
 
Over in the UK, things also don't seem to be going so well for "Lars", the pooner contestant on I Kissed a Boy, as she gets rejected by one of the other (actually male) contestants in the most diffident, apologetic way possible:

That faggot looks like he’s actively dying of super AIDS and he still won’t fuck with a pooner lol
 
A pooner makes a viral tweet on how they can have their cake and eat it, too:
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They want to be men, yet wear pretty feminine clothing.

"But people do steroids!" Yeah and what happens later in life?
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A year and she still only got the pube beard, lmao
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They'll talk proud and confident now, but the moment a man doesn't buy their shit, the metaphorical wigs come off.
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"Boygirlfemme" interested me, so I hopped on her profile.
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"Girlfag boydyke" who claims to have a DSD. Also states sex isn't binary and uses that legendary SciAm graph. Demands that gay men stop thinking homosexuality is "same sex" as sex doesn't exist.
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Homo= the same
Sexual = attraction
Literally same SEX attraction

Also has DSD. 100% confirmed:
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Uh huh. Totally not a faker, like you claiming to have a DSD. I wonder if it's Turner's.

This is her:
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She's got some FAS going on there.
Most pooner's don't want to be real men but effeminate gay men to live out their fetishes. The ones who want to be seen as male are the lesbian pooner's.
 
I saw this news elsewhere but they didn’t show a pic of her, just him, so I genuinely believed what I read. What a surprise. Really sick of news publications gaslighting me.
For real. My initial reaction was "holy shit, I didn't know that actor was gay!" Then I came across the picture halfway through the article and was like "...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

It's been funny watching the reaction of normies to this story on Twitter -- this pooner is so low effort that even people who've never heard of FTMs are putting two and two together pretty quickly.
 
Holy shit. Giving gay men a seminar on how to have sex with a vagina is so laughably condescending. I'm sure they're all well aware on how that works. They don't fuck FTMs because they want real men with dicks, not because "they're just uneducated on transness". How can someone be this retarded? Fujo pooners should all be deported to Japan because Japan caused most of this yaoi faghag obsession bullshit.
 
So Exulansic is now speculating that the pooner wife killed Joseph Redcorn. To be frank, now I'm wondering. Some of this pooner's story is weird.
I could absolutely see her having unnecessarily escalated the situation. OTOH, given the testimony from their neighbors, it sounds like Jonathan Joss was more than capable of escalating things on his own, so 🤷‍♂️

She's definitely despicable either way for turning this situation into a giant circus just to validate her own identity as a "gay man". And it's extra frustrating because all the gender tards on Xitter and Bluesky are uncritically buying her entire "homophobic hate crime" story hook, line, and sinker without stopping to consider whether the sort of cartoon-villian bigot who'd randomly shoot someone just because muh homophobia would have actually viewed this chick as a man, and thus part of a gay couple.
 
Holy shit. Giving gay men a seminar on how to have sex with a vagina is so laughably condescending. I'm sure they're all well aware on how that works. They don't fuck FTMs because they want real men with dicks, not because "they're just uneducated on transness". How can someone be this retarded? Fujo pooners should all be deported to Japan because Japan caused most of this yaoi faghag obsession bullshit.
"Have some compassion" say the moronic fucks urging me to submit to lectures on what constitutes male homosexuality from creatures like this:
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Yeah, no.

I'm going to do everything in my ability to convince them to kill themselves in the worst ways possible and I'm going to celebrate anytime any do.

Being gay, by some miracle, becomes socially accepted within my lifetime and of fucking course personality disordered straight white women have to step in and try to ruin it.

Fuck these people, fuck their hopes and dreams, fuck their well-being. Die. Just die.
 
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