Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 30 12.7%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 27 11.4%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 27 11.4%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 30 12.7%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 11 4.7%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 111 47.0%

  • Total voters
    236
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I'm thinking he's gonna move back in with his mum
Huge potential for some classic Chibi content if it does happen, but as much of a doormat Mrs Chibi is for her idiot son surely this time she'll put her foot down.
Is Chibi going to Ronnie Mcnutt after this?
Never. He's the Peetz/DSP type of cow who is able to subsist in even the most bleak and meagre conditions. Suicide-baiting posts are definitely back on the menu though.
 
Japan seems like the kind of place that wants you to have a ton of shit in place before they allow a working visa.
If I recall correctly (feel free to correct me), becoming an entrepreneur is a fast track way to get a visa over there... and "entrepreneur" includes buying property and becoming a landlord, for example. With the $80K per year he has been earning for a while and how the Yen is in taters, he could've already made reality his dream of living in Japan, but he was too busy with burning money all this time instead of saving it for more fruitful purposes.
 
"Hey guys, I guess that's it."
*posts dick pic in cosplay discord*
You forgot to add he directly @'s a minor.

As a side note, what exactly is Cheebs "side gig" in Insurance. I'm almost positive you need a license to sell it in just about every state and there's no way this retard passed a test for it.
 
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I'm pretty surprised anyone is queuing up for the thing when it's only good for playing Switch 1 games currently. I guess if you really want to experience Cyberpunk 2077 in the worst way possible...
This is why I am waiting for a good exclusive. Anything that can be played on the OG or PC can be played on those unless either version is inferior.
 
This is why I am waiting for a good exclusive.
I have it on good authority that Hayabusa: Force of the Wind is being remastered and released on Switch 2 later this year. Preorder now to get a free box of takoyaki cooked by chef chibi himself.

Source: My grandad works at nintendo
 
I have it on good authority that Hayabusa: Force of the Wind is being remastered and released on Switch 2 later this year. Preorder now to get a free box of takoyaki cooked by chef chibi himself.

Source: My grandad works at nintendo
Miyamoto is getting old, Nintendo knows they'll need to replace him soon. There's only one person that could be Miyamoto's successor, and that's Chibi-san.
 
I love how he would rather wait in line for hours for a new shitty Nintendo console than to talk to a potential employer for probably less that 10 minutes. Priorities...

He honestly should have kept the AT&T job for a few years, made some decent money and save a shit ton and then bought a house in Japan and then go try and get a job at a video game store or something out there. But he couldn't wait, glorious Nippon was calling and he needed to go now and fucked up his chance of living out his Asian dream.
 
If I recall correctly (feel free to correct me), becoming an entrepreneur is a fast track way to get a visa over there... and "entrepreneur" includes buying property and becoming a landlord, for example. With the $80K per year he has been earning for a while and how the Yen is in taters, he could've already made reality his dream of living in Japan, but he was too busy with burning money all this time instead of saving it for more fruitful purposes.
My only knowledge came from Pewdiepie talking on the subject. Even with his vast fortune and notoriety it was a struggle to move to japan. The nips just dont want foreigner gaijin desu~!
 
This is why I am waiting for a good exclusive. Anything that can be played on the OG or PC can be played on those unless either version is inferior.
The only thing I'm really interested in is the Gamecube stuff and that was the moment I realised I should not buy a Switch 2 (and also that I might be retarded).
 
If I recall correctly (feel free to correct me), becoming an entrepreneur is a fast track way to get a visa over there... and "entrepreneur" includes buying property and becoming a landlord, for example. With the $80K per year he has been earning for a while and how the Yen is in taters, he could've already made reality his dream of living in Japan, but he was too busy with burning money all this time instead of saving it for more fruitful purposes.
That and marrying a true and honest Nihonjin are the two ways to fast track your visa over there.

The spousal visa is the golden ticket as it allows you to work in any industry. The investor visa is very good but you often time need a Japanese partner as it helps to smooth things over. But you better make sure you can trust them. There's a rather infamous case in Shibuya where a business owner had a Japanese partner and one day shows up to work to find all the money gone and his place locked up tight. Guy lost everything in the process.

You forgot to add he directly @'s a minor.

As a side note, what exactly is Cheebs "side gig" in Insurance. I'm almost positive you need a license to sell it in just about every state and there's no way this retard passed a test for it.
This is why I'm saying it's some MLM scheme like Primerica.
 
The only thing I'm really interested in is the Gamecube stuff and that was the moment I realised I should not buy a Switch 2 (and also that I might be retarded).
My original model GameCube still works and I am savvy enough to use it to sideload ISO files and mods.
 
That and marrying a true and honest Nihonjin are the two ways to fast track your visa over there.

The spousal visa is the golden ticket as it allows you to work in any industry.
Theres no way Chibi could pull in Japan lol. In Japan marrying, let alone dating foreigners is pretty taboo for alot of people. The Japanese people that date westerners are ones that have moved to Western countries and have been influenced by the culture here. The only Japanese women in Japan that would go for him would be one that's out for money, but he doesn't have much of that.

I don't even think Chibi could befriend any regular Japanese joe either. He is so socially awkward and weird that the only people he would fit in are other deviants and meets, and those people don't go outside lol. The people interested in befriending an American are the Japanese Ameriboos who love American culture but Chibi is not someone who involves himself in American culture, other than over eating and over consuming. He doesn't like sports, country/blues/rock music, American cars, guns, or any other cool western shit so the Japanese burgerboo's would not relate to him at all.
 
I don't even think Chibi could befriend any regular Japanese joe either
The only friends he will have in Japan are the ones he meets online because they’re all shut-ins. What even is the point? He has nothing in common with any typical Japanese male other than maybe getting drunk and being bad at karaoke.
 
The only friends he will have in Japan are the ones he meets online because they’re all shut-ins. What even is the point? He has nothing in common with any typical Japanese male other than maybe getting drunk and being bad at karaoke.
I think after the first couple months of living in Japan he would be pretty miserable. The only meaningful face to face interactions he has is with his parents, and he already has enough online "friends". He is wasting so much effort to be a neet in Japan when nothing about his life would change at all other than the location. He would still be a fat slob playing Nintendo games in a basement while talking to minors on Discord.
 
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