Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Not Even Twice]

They'll have to share custody of Joe Rogan in the divorce

 

[Neil]

Oh, now he has a problem with tariffs.

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Now calling for Trump's impeachment.
Crashout in full effect.
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WE ARE HITTING TERMINAL VELOCITY, ELON IS GOING DEEPER AND DEEPER INTO THE K-HOLE

 

[PhoBingas]

His tantrum strategy seems to be throw everything at the wall at once and hope it sticks when he doesn't get his way

I bet Peter Thiel and others witnessed this early on and that's why he got evicted from Paypal

He keeps switching from jib to ket and it shows. Musk needs to find a drug cocktail that doesn't make him act like a total fucking retard.

 

[Null]

I refuse to believe this is real.
I bought some tesla stonks

my first reaction to hearing this, before even reading an article, was to go to my ira account and sell $tsla lmfao. like i had shaking hands fat thumbing through the app as desperately as possible

 

[Snorky]

He's probably going to end up like most of Trump's staff during his first term: fired or quitting. Take your pick.

Now we know which one this ended up being.

 

[JaneThough]

Huh oh. (archive)
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Oh wow the shock

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Here’s something funny. Musk is no longer in the government. If he’s taken all that private data he had the DOGE goons scoop up, that’s probably classified information he’s using. Hope he doesn’t risk a felony charge!

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

my first reaction to hearing this, before even reading an article, was to go to my ira account and sell $tsla lmfao. like i had shaking hands fat thumbing through the app as desperately as possible

You going to buy the dip? I've been debating that myself, Musk is visibly on the spectrum so he might be trying to salt the earth.

 

[World in Scarlet]

He should hop on a call with Trump and have a proper IBS-style debate about who of them was better friends with Epstein.

Right now both sides have their slaves tweet for them, which is CRINGE.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Remember when Musk claimed there would be the colonizing of the 4th planet by now? And with those rockets that tend to explode?* Somehow I doubt that'll happen anytime soon.

* (or "rapid unscheduled disassembly")

The best part is that Elon always wanted to be revered for founding the first human mars colony. Something that his narcissistic ego always brought up in interviews and now it's being taken away from him.

 

[Blitzsneed]

You going to buy the dip? I've been debating that myself, Musk is visibly on the spectrum so he might be trying to salt the earth.

>the dip
Nigger, you have no idea.

 

[Neil]

You going to buy the dip? I've been debating that myself, Musk is visibly on the spectrum so he might be trying to salt the earth.

Dip? If Trump actually makes good on his promise to cancel all of SpaceX's funding, Tesla is going to fall into a hole deeper than the K-Hole Elon is currently diving through right now.

 

[Looney Troons]

Glad I sold. Holy shit lol

 

[Dean Pentel]

He keeps switching from jib to ket and it shows. Musk needs to find a drug cocktail that doesn't make him act like a total fucking retard.

If medications existed that could actually keep aspie retards like Musk from acting like aspie retards, he'd have probably thrown a lot of money at the US government to get them outlawed somehow.

 

[Total Annihilation]

You going to buy the dip? I've been debating that myself, Musk is visibly on the spectrum so he might be trying to salt the earth.

I wouldn't as it's overvauled; if the Tesla board kicks Elon off, it'll probably lead to the stock crashing even harder.
For a company of it's size, it's still wayyyyy overvauled; just a question of are the short term gains worth it or not, and I think not.

 

[Sneed Lurker]

This is everything I wish for to happen after this faggot revealed his true colors. Go on sperg, further ruin your tattered reputation and company because you didn't get your government gibs from big daddy Trump after dicksucking him for a year straight. I hope Trump takes all of his H1B jeet slaves and sends them to the pit of hell in New Delhi where they belong. I want every traitor who sells out the American peoples future for foreign savages to hang on streetlights in D.C


Never forget his Christmas H1B spergout

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Dip? If Trump actually makes good on his promise to cancel all of SpaceX's funding, Tesla is going to fall into a hole deeper than the K-Hole Elon is currently diving through right now.

I know it seems obvious, but if Elon shoots himself in the head with a long-range sniper rifle then that's a large vacuum for somebody to fill.

I should probably say early on I don't endorse (nor think) Elon is literally going to die, I mean America's electric car and rocket sector will need a new company to replace Tesla if it totally dies.

 

[lichen]

You going to buy the dip? I've been debating that myself, Musk is visibly on the spectrum so he might be trying to salt the earth.

Does this dip recover? Tesla's been accused of being massively overvalued for years, everyone on the left hates Musk and there are viable alternatives to his cars, the right is going to fall out of love with him hard over this. I'm having a hard time understanding what would pull Tesla back up aside from the fact that Tesla seems to always go up for some reason. Maybe buy the dip and then sell immediately when the board bounces him?

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Friendship ended with Trump
Now India is my best friend

 

[Oxyjen]

It’s so over