Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[cromit]

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There's no footnote 1, in fact no footnotes at all.

Where's the footnote, Buddy Boy? HAND IT OVER, HARDIN

It’s also dated for yesterday, but as already established, time travel is real.

e. @Hackerzine Greee is a paralegal by degree. They teach this shit in paralegal school.

 

[obsdj]

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Hardin is single, right? I might have to [sploosh deleted].

There's no footnote 1, in fact no footnotes at all.

Where's the footnote, Buddy Boy? HAND IT OVER, HARDIN

Sing it with me if you know the words: Dammit Hardin, hire a fucking proofreader.

 

[The Dude]

His Royal Hardship is rapidly losing his chill. You can tell he is fed up with Russhole's wilfully malicious bullshit, and the court failing to shit or get off the pot.

 

[Harvey Danger]

It's DLC

Charges $300 yet still inserts microtransactions. Did Hardin work for EA before passing the bar?



I read this in DSP's voice, it makes it even better.

 

[Swole McPole]

Hardin and Greer are about the same age. When Hardin graduated from law school, Rusty was still struggling to complete his paralegal AAS.

But look at where they are today! One is a practicing attorney. The other is a practicing whoremonger. Obviously, all those years of study that his parents probably scrimped and saved for have been put to excellent use. How many other American-born white men can there be who earn their living driving for Door Dash?

And I'm not at all sceptical about Greee's Door Dash credentials. I think he's eminently qualified to run errands for grown-ups for a couple of dollars a time.

I wouldn't tip him though. That face would curdle any food.

He submitted the subpoena first, yes

Of course he did. You can tell by Hardin's outraged response that he knew nothing at all about it until Greer tells him that he's looking to serve it on null. At that point, Greer realizes that he's screwed up so he's looking to try and cover his arse and avoid yet more sanctions.

Will he succeed? With these half witted judges, who knows. If they had a pair of testicles between them, they'd have kicked this garbage to the curb years ago.

It's truly baffling that he prefers to set 3+ people to work to "clarify" instead of just reading the order or transcript.

It's only correct that these mongoloids should also bear the expense incurred by Greeee's retardation. You wanted this, you got it.

 

[DavidS877]

It’s also dated for yesterday, but as already established, time travel is real.

e. @Hackerzine Greee is a paralegal by degree. They teach this shit in paralegal school.

The Magistrate Judge pointed Greee at videos about the discovery process.

https://www.utd.uscourts.gov/magistrate-judge-jared-c-bennett

 

[CEO of Gay]

ECF 332

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Hardin's playing hardball now.

You love to see it.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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There's no footnote 1, in fact no footnotes at all.

Where's the footnote, Buddy Boy? HAND IT OVER, HARDIN

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot... note.

 

[Billy Bong]

Hardin is worth every penny and I truly hope Greer gets to foot a lot of this bill. This has gone from the ridiculous into the sublime, as Mr Hardin has so eloquently pointed out, reiterated and underlined in that last filing.

For the love of God judges, please! Put this case to rest. It's way past due.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Is there any kind of remedial class the court could stick Greee in to explain what discovery is, from a legal standpoint. He is very clearly under the impression that learning anything whatsoever is Discovery.

It's called being a paralegal, which is supposed to be like a certified nursing assistant for lawyers, but in greee's case apparently means jack shit.

even a kid could read the docket entries and work otu the basics better than russ

timeline until ECF = exasperated court fuckery

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Yes, YES, this is what I've been waiting for. Hardship Hardin has become Unhinged Hardin. After all, if Greee gets to do it and gets good results, why shouldn't you? Fuck it up, Hardin!!!!

 

[Harambe]

It reads like he doesn't even want to do the whole formality thing anymore and is basically telling the Court "come the fuck on" without actually saying it.

I think he's actually another week from literally filing "Come the fuck on" in response to one of greer's filings

 

[WelperHelper99]

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I think its safe to say Hardin is pissed. Its a fucking Friday and Greer is still causing trouble. Like Greer, go fuck a whore or something, just stay off the docket for five minutes LMAO.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Filing nothing (take the slap and be quiet) obviously would have been fine.

A motion to reconsider the thing that is already done™ would have been handled in stride, a response after the weekend.

This weird combination of "it don't say that, and it shouldn't say it if it did" narcissists prayer-motion really boiled the Hardin. He was taking. no risks of this shit sitting over the weekend.

 

[DavidS877]

Next week should be great as we have this one thing due, this other thing due, and a third thing due I think. Obviously I don't want to remind Greee what he needs to do since he's so good at keeping track of the case schedule already.

 

[ScooterL]

As always, Greee's insistence on referring to everyone by their first names is obnoxious and intrusive. ("Matthew's first email is very misleading." "RUTH!!!' What is wrong with you?" "Taylor and I are in a lawsuit.")

Notice the different tone in the salutation from the clerk, "Hi Matt".

Buddy Boy is on convivial first name terms with the court staff. That's how you lawyer.

 

[obsdj]

For the love of God judges, please! Put this case to rest. It's way past due.

Ha ha ha. Oh wait you're serious, let me laugh even harder.

Anyhoo, it is once again Friday, with only three hours remaining at the Utah courthouse before close of bidness. Once again, the judge's "wait and see" approach has resulted in yet more docket fuckery. Past being prologue, it seems likely that we'll be blueballed again this weekend.

At least Monday is the day the sanction is due. Will Greer pay, or will he try some new arcane ritual we haven't thought of to try and get out of it again?

 

[Harambe]

incoming motion

Spoiler: this is fake this is not real i'm joking

 

[The Un-Clit]

ECF 332

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It's safe to say that Mr. Hardin has taken the Bamboon's latest fucked up request to change the courts order very seriously.

I'm not sure if that is because he fears more tard guarding and that the judge might actually allow it, or if he's simply being thorough in his defense of the client. Either way, it's costing Null a couple more very expensive (even at a discount) hours of lawyer time to draft this up.

I seriously pray to God and The Bear that the judge does at the very least impose sanctions for the wasted time and expense Ratmouth has inflicted with these last two utterly retarded filings and make our Magical Star Buddy pay the costs back to Null.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

I sincerely believe this faggot doesn't know what pro hac vice means, and thinks it's basically an insult, like he makes pro se to be.

ICBW, but I think RG focuses on the hac in pro hac and has the erroneous belief the word equates to the slang definition of hack meaning mediocre - as exhibited by his regularly questioning Hardin's legal prowess.

This dumbass, with his retarded subpoena, managed to waste the time of the Magistrate, the actual District Court Judge, AND the Clerk of Court with one weird trick.

Not only that, he has likely put himself on the radar with the Clerk of Court - and not in a good way. Thanks to RG's gaffe, the Clerk of Court now knows who he is and how he behaves towards the court. Even if nothing changes regarding the case, I'd wager 100 quatloos that the CoC just might give RG and his filings more scrutiny moving forward because he tried be duplicitous in filing for subpoenas when he shouldn't have. That's not the kind of attention an attention seeker such as RG wants.