Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 30.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 31 11.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 86 32.5%

  • Total voters
    265
I THINK WE NEG on Nick too much. I want to try something new. Maybe to motivate Nick, and so we keep ourselves honest,I propose we make a comment where we state what we admire most about Nick Rekieta. I'll start:

- I admire Nick's mitochondrial commitment to the Krebs Cycle, and his ongoing metabolism of Adenosine Triphosphate.
- I also admire Nick's ability at food mastication and deglutition.
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- Some of his shirts were cool in the 80s gay bar scene.

OK your turn.
i admire how he can be so fucking GAY that he outGAYS actual GAYS and ascends into turbo ascended FAGGOTRY.
 
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I'd like everyone to reflect on this image and its implications for the sexuality of this "man".
 
Is Wil Herren a literal retard? In the video he's replying to, Momma K's obviously trying to clear the air in his favor. She even says that she wanted him to take it down due to their mutual respect. He didn't have enough sense to realize he'd made a fool out of himself, so she encouraged him to take it down for the sake of his "professional" career. It still caused a bit of a kerfuffle, so she took the blame for that as well.

Are Nick's allies catching mold spores from his swiss cheese brain?
 
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how old is this again...5 years?
Almost. It's like 4 and change at this point.

I THINK WE NEG on Nick too much. I want to try something new. Maybe to motivate Nick, and so we keep ourselves honest,I propose we make a comment where we state what we admire most about Nick Rekieta. I'll start:

- I admire Nick's mitochondrial commitment to the Krebs Cycle, and his ongoing metabolism of Adenosine Triphosphate.
- I also admire Nick's ability at food mastication and deglutition.
...
- Some of his shirts were cool in the 80s gay bar scene.

OK your turn.
I admire his ability to deal with a funny drop by MNPR (he still hasn't registered his damn car) by being and even bigger piece of shit (wishing death on Elb) and getting the thread to focus less on the drop and more on wishing he'd just kill himself already.

Actually, admire is the wrong word. I'd go more with amazed.
 
Bad optics. Balldoptics even.
It will give away that Mossad and the IDF are personally paying us farmers! They'll know that they are jealous of his nose!
You could show Iran our kosher plan and they'd be fine with it.

Nick is basically a universal enemy of all mankind, there is almost no place or time you could exhibit his antics and there wouldn't be a mob ready to take care of him in their own way.
 
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I'd like everyone to reflect on this image and its implications for the sexuality of this "man".
He looks like Frank Zappa about to shit on the toilet, but without the intelligence, talent, or charisma. Basically looks like a greaser in the public bathroom, texting his availability to local Grindr scene or whatever. Gape4U or who knows what the fuck. @ThirstyFluffer
 
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He looks like Frank Zappa about to shit on the toilet, but without the intelligence, talent, or charisma. Basically looks like a greaser in the public bathroom, texting his availability to local Grindr scene or whatever. Gape4U or who knows what the fuck. @TheThirstyFluffer
Glad you mentioned Zappa.

 
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