Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 195 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 216 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 772 32.6%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 448 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 481 20.3%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 257 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,369
Now the KING of KONG himself is getting involved:
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I'm still figuring out this archiving thing
 
sure all that shit is "worse" than the jomhas total social implosion if thats what your metric is, but is it funnier? no. rekieta is a severe addict, hes been high on an unlimited supply of drugs for several years and completely lost himself. drugs feel good, you can kinda understand how he got to that point. but ian? he was formerly the biggest youtube edgelord coolguy until he shacked up with his low iq repulsive skank wife to whom he is unexplainably and unconditionally subservient.

anus has no redeeming qualities, she is a uniquely terrible woman who is so fucking stupid and unlikeable she can put off a first time watcher of her shitty nontent in less than 30 seconds, yet for some reason this very famous youtube creator is willing to do literally anything with his life up to and including total self ruination just to get... nothing at all in return from her. you cant help but wonder how long this relationship can last and the burning question of how it will end and what happens after is just fascinating. they are both completely unpredictable in much the same way rekieta is but rekieta just wants to get high. thats boring shit. what do ian and anisa want? who the fuck knows? thats why i will be voting for the ianus and anus soap opera as my loldairy plant of the year
Fair enough, i respect your opinion and personally im more interested in hasan exploding, but i was still saying rekieta is a tough cookie to beat.
 
You know one thing I have noticed is that a lot of the problems that Ian finds himself involved in all have to do with this idea of control and not wanting to feel like he owes people anything or is beholden to them. Which is ironic but I'm not sure if it's an Anisa trait or Ian trait.
Ian has said on his podcast he doesn't like being told what to do.

... unless it's by Anisa, apparently,
 
sure all that shit is "worse" than the jomhas total social implosion if thats what your metric is, but is it funnier? no. rekieta is a severe addict, hes been high on an unlimited supply of drugs for several years and completely lost himself. drugs feel good, you can kinda understand how he got to that point. but ian? he was formerly the biggest youtube edgelord coolguy until he shacked up with his low iq repulsive skank wife to whom he is unexplainably and unconditionally subservient.
It has been explained many times. Ian is a weirdo loser and he fell for the first crumb of pussy he ever got. It's just unlucky for him that he achieved fame for being an internet edgelord first and stacked the deck that his first crumb of pussy would be some horrible clout chasing cunt.

It's not inexplicable. It's a tale as old as time.
 
They could try doing something insanely, unthinkably disrespectful, like for example, missing his wedding, which only had a handful of people invited, for something retarded like, lets say for the sake of argument, a generic butterflies and skulls tattoo.
And Max still didnt say anything.

Too bad Chad thinks Ethan is a snake or at least did at some point. I could definately see him shitting on Anisa. Especially if he was a couple grogs deep.
 
Reminder that Rekieta has in the past week alone:
  • Tried to shift all the blame on his fucking nanny who might sue
  • Got the local government in somehow to defend him and illegally post disclosure to ban the body cam, despite court orders saying otherwise
  • Has the bodycam notes showing he lives in literal shit and trash despite having a mansion
  • Allegedly PA his kids and his wife
  • Is still desperate trying to get his side bitch back
  • Is turning blue from oxygen deprivation due to nitrous oxide use
  • Threatened and wished death on the woman that went to take his bodycam notes
  • Is nearly failing his parole already by not taking the mandatory 80 hours of community service due until July until now, nevermind the drug praise, the random threats on twitter, and probably a fuckton of other parole violations
  • Tons more, including people who previously defended him coming on to shit on him
  • If he fails his 5 year parole, he's getting the full sentence.
  • Still hasn't paid montagraph, which is another 300k, and if monty is successful in his gofundme, he might be Karl jobst levels of legal debt, probably approaching creator clash 2 and 3 levels in that case alone.

Anisa and her husband are making a good run, but Rekieta is 3 times back to back champion for a reason.
They are facing the Ayrton senna of lolcows, it's a tough nut.
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He's a junky doing junky things, whereas the Jomhas are sociopaths that fucked over charities, burned every bridge imaginable and been exposed as scumbags who get dunked on by the whole internet daily. The Johmas put in the work and rightfully deserve to be coronated Lolcow of the year.
 
The man who has had MULTIPLE documentaries made around how he is a scumbag cheat never-was thinks Ian is a loser.
They are not the same.

Billy cheated at a boomer bing bing wahoo game that nobody gives a shit about apart from mentally ill autistic faggots and trannies.

Ian pocketed money meant for kids fighting cancer and refused to help a woman fighting against child marriage.

Ian’s a vile spineless pants-shitting golem that legitimately disgusts me.

Little Timmy in the palliative ward at St Jude’s fucking mogs Jomha anyday of the week and could probably land a punch that’ll remind him of his time with his dad.
 
I believe the sister who contacted Sam Hyde is named Sarra. If she decided to talk to Ethan on his show, we would get some heavenly milk. Even creamier than it's been for the last few weeks.
As kino as it would be, a sister doing that to her own blood is as scummy as anything Anisa has done. So it'll probably happen if they are anything alike.
 
What if Anne Frank had tonsil stones?
Would Nelson Mandela help popping them?

As kino as it would be, a sister doing that to her own blood is as scummy as anything Anisa has done. So it'll probably happen if they are anything alike.
To be fair, shes an extremely unlikable cunt, radioactive even, everyone was waiting drama to happen just so they could shit on her, when Ethan first was covering the content cope he was willing to extend some olive branches to Ian but whent full on her, my guess is that, similar to the couch, he was only dealing with her because of Ian and this is the same for everyone that come into contact with her, you only need like 10 seconds to hate her, now imagine growing up with that kind of person for years but in this case you do not put up with her shit, those siblings may have some spicy stories about her histrionic tamtrums when she didnt got her way.
 
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As kino as it would be, a sister doing that to her own blood is as scummy as anything Anisa has done. So it'll probably happen if they are anything alike.
Anisa told Ian he cant fly his dad out to their shitty event, so it doesn't seem like a strong family bond is something that was around in the Anus household. Maybe she's the outlier that got all the shitty traits and behavior, but from what I've seen so far her mom also seems a bit fucked so who knows.
 
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