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Now the KING of KONG himself is getting involved:
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Having Billy Mitchell of all people say, "hey, you guys are really piling on", is fucking unreal. The man who has had MULTIPLE documentaries made around how he is a scumbag cheat never-was thinks Ian is a loser. Now THAT, is humorous.Now the KING of KONG himself is getting involved:
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...Ian could do a documentary on Chantal, another beautiful mooslem. .They are fleeing to Canada.
I think it's his son that runs his xitterHaving Billy Mitchell of all people say, "hey, you guys are really piling on", is fucking unreal. The man who has had MULTIPLE documentaries made around how he is a scumbag cheat never-was thinks Ian is a loser. Now THAT, is humorous.
Fair enough, i respect your opinion and personally im more interested in hasan exploding, but i was still saying rekieta is a tough cookie to beat.sure all that shit is "worse" than the jomhas total social implosion if thats what your metric is, but is it funnier? no. rekieta is a severe addict, hes been high on an unlimited supply of drugs for several years and completely lost himself. drugs feel good, you can kinda understand how he got to that point. but ian? he was formerly the biggest youtube edgelord coolguy until he shacked up with his low iq repulsive skank wife to whom he is unexplainably and unconditionally subservient.
anus has no redeeming qualities, she is a uniquely terrible woman who is so fucking stupid and unlikeable she can put off a first time watcher of her shitty nontent in less than 30 seconds, yet for some reason this very famous youtube creator is willing to do literally anything with his life up to and including total self ruination just to get... nothing at all in return from her. you cant help but wonder how long this relationship can last and the burning question of how it will end and what happens after is just fascinating. they are both completely unpredictable in much the same way rekieta is but rekieta just wants to get high. thats boring shit. what do ian and anisa want? who the fuck knows? thats why i will be voting for the ianus and anus soap opera as my loldairy plant of the year
Ian has said on his podcast he doesn't like being told what to do.You know one thing I have noticed is that a lot of the problems that Ian finds himself involved in all have to do with this idea of control and not wanting to feel like he owes people anything or is beholden to them. Which is ironic but I'm not sure if it's an Anisa trait or Ian trait.
It has been explained many times. Ian is a weirdo loser and he fell for the first crumb of pussy he ever got. It's just unlucky for him that he achieved fame for being an internet edgelord first and stacked the deck that his first crumb of pussy would be some horrible clout chasing cunt.sure all that shit is "worse" than the jomhas total social implosion if thats what your metric is, but is it funnier? no. rekieta is a severe addict, hes been high on an unlimited supply of drugs for several years and completely lost himself. drugs feel good, you can kinda understand how he got to that point. but ian? he was formerly the biggest youtube edgelord coolguy until he shacked up with his low iq repulsive skank wife to whom he is unexplainably and unconditionally subservient.
And Max still didnt say anything.They could try doing something insanely, unthinkably disrespectful, like for example, missing his wedding, which only had a handful of people invited, for something retarded like, lets say for the sake of argument, a generic butterflies and skulls tattoo.
He's a junky doing junky things, whereas the Jomhas are sociopaths that fucked over charities, burned every bridge imaginable and been exposed as scumbags who get dunked on by the whole internet daily. The Johmas put in the work and rightfully deserve to be coronated Lolcow of the year.Reminder that Rekieta has in the past week alone:
- Tried to shift all the blame on his fucking nanny who might sue
- Got the local government in somehow to defend him and illegally post disclosure to ban the body cam, despite court orders saying otherwise
- Has the bodycam notes showing he lives in literal shit and trash despite having a mansion
- Allegedly PA his kids and his wife
- Is still desperate trying to get his side bitch back
- Is turning blue from oxygen deprivation due to nitrous oxide use
- Threatened and wished death on the woman that went to take his bodycam notes
- Is nearly failing his parole already by not taking the mandatory 80 hours of community service due until July until now, nevermind the drug praise, the random threats on twitter, and probably a fuckton of other parole violations
- Tons more, including people who previously defended him coming on to shit on him
- If he fails his 5 year parole, he's getting the full sentence.
- Still hasn't paid montagraph, which is another 300k, and if monty is successful in his gofundme, he might be Karl jobst levels of legal debt, probably approaching creator clash 2 and 3 levels in that case alone.
Anisa and her husband are making a good run, but Rekieta is 3 times back to back champion for a reason.
They are facing the Ayrton senna of lolcows, it's a tough nut.
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They are not the same.The man who has had MULTIPLE documentaries made around how he is a scumbag cheat never-was thinks Ian is a loser.
Maybe with any luck they'll move somewhere in the middle east to show their support and to escape the capitalist chains that bind them, maybe Hasan could visit.They can - on a whim - completely pick up and move to another country without hesitation because they have no relationships.
What if Anne Frank had tonsil stones?Can you retards stop talking about tonsil stones?
As kino as it would be, a sister doing that to her own blood is as scummy as anything Anisa has done. So it'll probably happen if they are anything alike.I believe the sister who contacted Sam Hyde is named Sarra. If she decided to talk to Ethan on his show, we would get some heavenly milk. Even creamier than it's been for the last few weeks.
Would Nelson Mandela help popping them?What if Anne Frank had tonsil stones?
To be fair, shes an extremely unlikable cunt, radioactive even, everyone was waiting drama to happen just so they could shit on her, when Ethan first was covering the content cope he was willing to extend some olive branches to Ian but whent full on her, my guess is that, similar to the couch, he was only dealing with her because of Ian and this is the same for everyone that come into contact with her, you only need like 10 seconds to hate her, now imagine growing up with that kind of person for years but in this case you do not put up with her shit, those siblings may have some spicy stories about her histrionic tamtrums when she didnt got her way.As kino as it would be, a sister doing that to her own blood is as scummy as anything Anisa has done. So it'll probably happen if they are anything alike.
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The face they see, in their nightmares. The face they see, under their bed.
The face they see, when they look over their shoulder.
He is always there, always watching.......waiting.
Anisa told Ian he cant fly his dad out to their shitty event, so it doesn't seem like a strong family bond is something that was around in the Anus household. Maybe she's the outlier that got all the shitty traits and behavior, but from what I've seen so far her mom also seems a bit fucked so who knows.As kino as it would be, a sister doing that to her own blood is as scummy as anything Anisa has done. So it'll probably happen if they are anything alike.