Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Midnight Energy Drink]

'Criminal Lawyer EXPLAINS' - who was the guest?

 

[MeltyTW]

I want every waking moment of his life to be of pure pain and suffering

Wish granted, he's turning purple and blue like a bruised berry and he has to use a balldo to have sex.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

I have a feeling it might be Faran or the Fox 9 guy. He was in shithole county the other day and it wasn't for the local cuisine.

ETA
Remember Faran deleted her Rekieta tweets and said she'd take it to another forum.

Could also be Gabe Hofmann.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

ETA
Remember Faran deleted her Rekieta tweets and said she'd take it to another forum.

Now that's likely and funny.

Absolutely, between the thread, the clips, the commentary...it's a lot!

Here are two clips of Nick promising just that. (I edited out one irrelevant part where he referenced it being "on this channel" because I didn't know what he meant:
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He's generated more forum content than I can read.

redemption arc"

Redemption arc was lonnnnnnng past possible at this point. And cackling eagerly at a woman who may be going through a very challenging ordeal soon proves it. Even if he recanted tomorrow its too late.

 

[AltisticRight]

So he's gonna reveal they were sexting, right?

Whatever gross shit he's thinking about doing, he should not do it because it'll be extremely bad optically, but he's not known to be smart.

It's poppin' off boys! Balldofinger VS International Hebrew of Mystery.
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Gabbie Hoffman scoring fine Stacey Jewesses with double Ds while skelly takes the Balldo up his arse being worn like a pink sock. Many such cases.

The blood of millions of innocent pizzas.
Hasn't Nick directly refuted the whole KF body count thing himself?

He's conflating Null telling users causing trouble to kill themselves with himself genuinely wishing death upon a woman he once had an amicable relationship with, because she dared to "step out of her place" by holding a mirror to his face while having XX chromosomes.
He's the classic unfunny misogynist, he probably beats his wife.

he would have responded to Elissa's diagnoses

I think there's no diagnosis yet but she's been told there's a potential for something bad. I hope it's either early stage or just a scare.

Going to engage him in twitter with just this picture in the replies for a while.

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Bro no one will give you pats on the back for trolling him on twitter. If you're drunk, go to bed. Stop doing this gay nonsense.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Fuck you that's photo shopped, right?

That's from Nov 2023 I believe, so, he obviously dealt with the issue. Then more recently it happened once but it was nowhere near as pronounced.

Personally, I kinda wish people would just ignore if he starts turning more and more blue, don't tell him, don't mock him... just let him slowly go...

But then I remember I don't want to be wishing people to die.

 

[Sneed Force One]

MNPublicRecords is lurking again, could we see some more juicy details soon?

 

[demicolon]

If you have a spouse that actually wants to be with you, they aren't gonna care how big or small your dick is.

I swear men obsess over dick size as much as women obsess over how big their breasts are. Not a priority when you suck on either former or latter.

 

[Edward Teach]

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MNPublicRecords is lurking again, could we see some more juicy details soon?

Please please please!!!!

 

[Penguin Soldier]

Null finds all the religious stuff lately weird, he said as much on MATI. He is from the Bible belt in the Florida panhandle but other than that he's always been an atheist as far as I know.

I distinctly remember a period on MATI where Null was legitimately asking people to email him and pitch their religion of choice as he was looking to find one. However, I'm pretty sure it ended with him deciding not to go with any of them, don't remember the reasoning why though.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I distinctly remember a period on MATI where Null was legitimately asking people to email him and pitch their religion of choice as he was looking to find one. However, I'm pretty sure it ended with him deciding not to go with any of them, don't remember the reasoning why though.

If I recall he also said he wasn’t going to tell anyone if he did decide anything because he didn’t want to deal with the whining

 

[Penguin Soldier]

If I recall he also said he wasn’t going to tell anyone if he did decide anything because he didn’t want to deal with the whining

That sounds right. I need to relisten through the archive again sometime soon.

 

[parsnip]

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MNPublicRecords is lurking again, could we see some more juicy details soon?

Pretty please! We've been so well behaved this week!

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

At his peak Rekieta was very entertaining.

You are very middle-aged. He's always been a dry boring unfunny wet noodle faggot. His show was the panels. Just like Ralph, they only became entertaining when they started burning bridges, doing drugs on stream AAAND A-HOLLERIN' BISH SOOEY!

 

[Vibralldo]

"I don’t think every physical contact that can be domestic abuse is domestic abuse."

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Of course Nick would just self tell like this

 

[I'm still your friend.]

The peak justice would be surviving 5 years of probation on nitrous and Adderall and then dying the first day he's off it.

Peak justice would be stroking out due to the drugs, barely hanging on to life and then getting the pillow over face treatment by his victims: the wife and kids.

 

[LiquidKid]

elissa is the best clip channel bc she just cuts out relevant parts of a stream. you cant even accuser her of pulling stuff out of context. hope she gets better. I follow cobes and DSP clip channels that have 2 min retarded intros and insert obnoxious editorializing commentary throughout. if someone is clipping your content you should be grateful its just your own words.

rekeita deserves to gets totalbiscuited by his cancer wishes for others.

She actually makes kinocasino a tolerable show, that woman is the Steven Spielberg of clip channels and I wish nothing but the best and hope for a speedy recovery

 

[Vibralldo]

Part of the reason there is so much hate for Nick is because at a fundamental level all of us wish to have such good fortune and potential to come into our lives

No, I think the main reason there's so much hate for Nick is because he's a spiteful asshole that laughs at cancer patients, lies, and refuses to take accountability for abusing his kids.

 

[I'm still your friend.]

Ralph is a swamp person. Nick has never had to work a day in his life.

If you wanna know the truth about it Ralph has never had to work a day in his life either.

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'Criminal Lawyer EXPLAINS' - who was the guest?

No, no. It's not Criminal Lawyer: an attorney who practices criminal law. It's Criminal Lawyer: a criminal and former non-practicing lawyer.

 

[Kakkerum420]

No, I think the main reason there's so much hate for Nick is because he's a spiteful asshole that laughs at cancer patients, lies cand refuses to take accountability for abusing his kids.

For me it's a combination of the two: he ruined a great situation by being the most vile gutter trash possible.