Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How will Anisa beg for attention next?

  • In a hospital bed with some caption like “I lived bitch"

    Votes: 195 8.2%
  • Announces her psych hospitalization to the world on the podcast

    Votes: 216 9.1%
  • Vagueposting on Twitter about self harm

    Votes: 772 32.6%
  • Announces that it was actually Ian who was going to kill himself, she just wants the sympathy

    Votes: 448 18.9%
  • Divorce from Poo-Pants Swastika Boy

    Votes: 481 20.3%
  • Takes a break from all social media (lol)

    Votes: 257 10.8%

  • Total voters
    2,369
LMAO holy fuck I forgot about this kid, JoshU2ber or something.
I think this was my first lolcow before I'd ever even heard of the term. Uncanny resemblance to Anisa though.
Was going to go onto Encyclopedia Dramatica to reread the page on Christian U2ber (Angry Homo Kid) for old times sake (the name was not Josh) and decided to check if idubbbz article had been updated. It has.
And that's when I found this little work of art made shortly after the simp video. Take notice Sam's number.

SamHyde&IanCuck.webp
 
Out of curiosity, what's the over under on say, someone looking into CC and finding some really dodgy shit and taking them to court if they are now in Canada?

I'm not saying that I think that's the case obviously. But, the urgency of them leaving the country and this information coming out and being far worse a position than originally thought,leading to a potential gate opening for other mouths to break. Seems awfully weird.
 
After watching his interview with the boxing coach I really have to express my admiration for Ethan's ability to be the ultimate hater. His hating ability and relentless endurance for continuing the hating is nearly unmatchable. He may be the biggest hater of them all. His hating is more on par with fictional characters like Reverse Flash, Mr. McMahon, Cartman, Nurse Ratched, etc

Hate on, brother
 
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I do wonder if they allow you to bring outside hot sauces into Denny's?
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As delusional and retarded Karl is, at least his wife loves him and is still doing his shit despite being brutally raped in court not long ago. Ian got trolled once and fucking died.

After watching his interview with the boxing coach I really have to express my admiration for Ethan's ability to be the ultimate hater. His hating ability and relentless endurance for continuing the hating is nearly unmatchable. He may be the biggest hater of them all. His hating is more on par with fictional characters like Reverse Flash, Mr. McMahon, Cartman, Nurse Ratched, etc

Hate on, brother
They managed to wake up him up, and now hes mad as fuck.
 
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Out of curiosity, what's the over under on say, someone looking into CC and finding some really dodgy shit and taking them to court if they are now in Canada?

I'm not saying that I think that's the case obviously. But, the urgency of them leaving the country and this information coming out and being far worse a position than originally thought,leading to a potential gate opening for other mouths to break. Seems awfully weird.
I don't think they did anything illegal just very scummy.
It's a classic case of running from your troubles.
 
I don't think they did anything illegal just very scummy.
It's a classic case of running from your troubles.
Yeah i don't know, the question was if something dodgy was found.

We knew that they were 250k short at the end, but 500k in the hole *before* the event is very dodgy, then stating that it was a charity event with no one having any knowledge at all of that major factor, if true, which I'm guessing it is as no one has contradicted it. Leaves a lot of room for false advertising and other issues along with space for a lot of shady shit that could potentially be there waiting to be uncovered if anything is to be believed.
 
It's a classic case of running from your troubles.
Yeah but this time it feels far more absolute. I mean where does Ian even have to go now? That dirty roach is never going to let him into his circle, as Ian is a complete pile of shit and he failed the attack on H3, he failed at the stream by being an energy black hole, he has nothing to offer Hasan who has his own issues to deal with anyway. H3, thats a dead end. What audience can he even court anymore, other than the haters and grave dancers? He is on par with Ralph, but he is starting his descent whilst Ralph is somehow still alive and suffering.

He has nothing, he has nowhere to go, nothing left to salvage and no one to join up with. Its over for him now, I genuinely think he is done.

Maybe Anisa is taking him up north to give him some MAID.
 
After watching his interview with the boxing coach I really have to express my admiration for Ethan's ability to be the ultimate hater. His hating ability and relentless endurance for continuing the hating is nearly unmatchable. He may be the biggest hater of them all. His hating is more on par with fictional characters like Reverse Flash, Mr. McMahon, Cartman, Nurse Ratched, etc

Hate on, brother
Instinctual A-Logging is a natural Ashkenazi gift. Their strong epigenetic memory, hightened levels of pattern recognitioning due to their schizophrenia, their neurosis overriding their insecurities and forcing them to continue their pettiness and never back down despite objective victory,and their quick wit forged through hundreds of Pogroms,sharpening their sense of humor into a piercing blade, makes them a rather unfortunate opponent for when it comes to pettiness. They do not forget easy and it's harder to forgive. They will double and triple down on a moment's notice.
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just scrolled through the replies to Ian's new xeet, and its all hate with the exception of ONE reply (that i could find). the Hasan fans who were pretending to like him and defending him are already over him, even they cant stand the cuck for more than a few weeks. the guy's just unlikeable and gives off such a sad, defeated energy. Hasan beats him in every category (political knowledge, attractiveness, charisma, etc) so what reason do they have to keep fighting your battles, Ian? you have no one but the succubus now, hope it was worth it.
 
After watching his interview with the boxing coach I really have to express my admiration for Ethan's ability to be the ultimate hater. His hating ability and relentless endurance for continuing the hating is nearly unmatchable. He may be the biggest hater of them all. His hating is more on par with fictional characters like Reverse Flash, Mr. McMahon, Cartman, Nurse Ratched, etc

Hate on, brother
Like I've said before, Anissa and Idubbz really picked the wrong dude to start a petty feud with. Ethan lives for petty internet slapfights - he's still pissed as Trisha Paytas like, 5+ years later! They were never going to win, they were punching well above their weightclass (...pardon my pun).
 
These two are so disgusting. Both cowards and con-artists. The lowest of the low. The only cows I know of that I would say that's about as unlikable are Andy Ditch and Boogie, and even they didn't get me as angry as I was watching back the coach interview.

They 100% are fleeing the country in hopes to avoid any consequences. To say I hope they go to hell would be an understatement.
 
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A bit late but this the saddest clip of the night for me, Ian literally has no friends left because Anisa isolated him. This is actual abuse holy shit.
Fuck him. He chose this.
He chose to alienate the Cancer Crew for Anus, and then use himself as a tard jihadist so Anal could have a glimmer of a shot at cozying up to the poggers community.
Any woman who is constantly demanding you pick her over your friends and family while she gets to keep her social network is a woman best chucked to the curb, regardless of how hot she might be. Hump her and dump her if you must, but ffs get her away. Those types will never change and even when confronted they’ll excuse themselves by saying they want you all to themselves and are oh-so the jealous type pout-wink-wink. Trash. Straight trash.

I was actually not aware of this, and now I know it I feel doubly sure in my gut instinct of her originally trying to become an edgy right she-grifter instead of an edgy left she-grifter.

Maybe she was trying way too hard to suck up to Venti and her ilk or maybe she was pulling her BPD shit and trying to get her associates to cut ties with Venti so she could use them as props for her own grift. Either way Venti would have seen at best obnoxious competition and at worst an obvious snakefuck who would backstab her in a heartbeat
Venti didn’t like her because Venti wanted to be the biggest pick-me/one-of-the-boys e-girls online and saw Anus (and others like ShoeOnHead) as competition. Venti is obsessed with being the internet’s waifu despite having Sid the Sloth eyes, reeking of cat piss, and big saggy pancake tits.
That said, she wasn’t wrong about Anisa even back in 2018, calling her a gold digging ho waaaay before we got multiple confirmations from Anisa and Coach recently.
Before wanting to be a member of the poggers community with Pokimane and Hasan, she wanted to be part of the Zoeyburger’s “ho squad” and was close to getting in, until iDubbbz put his foot down and told Anal that they were through if she joined Zoey’s whore brigade. IIRC it’s how Anisa met her future podcast cohost Kaceytron (Notorious titty streamer and Benedict Arnold).
 
I was gonna joke "Was it when people called him a cuck over anisa's onlyfans or when sam hyde trolled him", but I looked it up and unless I'm missing something, did he take the onlyfans video down? I can't find it.
I was refering to Sam trolling him in his documentary, and no, the video is still there, is the sex worker one with the red beanie. Speaking of wich, is interesting how you can tell each arc of The Raped based on looks, you have the nerdy guy era, the red beanie with a pedo stache era, the crack dealer style era, the greasy mullet with the pedo stache era and the current cancer survivor era.
 
Every single one of Rekieta's actions can be explained away as "Alcoholic Junkie gets caught doing drugs and tries to cover his ass while relapsing." He's entirely predictable and entirely consistent in his behaviour, its literally just a standard junkie crashout trying to save face.
I tried so hard to get into the Rekieta lore multiple times since he's the "house choice" of lolcow but god damn I just I find it boring.
Anisa-and-I are just fun to point and laugh at, it's exciting because no matter what they try it explodes in their faces every single time.
Rekieta's only ever going to end up in prison or the grave and it just a lot of watching him do the same shit over and over until one of those happens. Even if the bodycam footage does come out it's just going to be more of the same. Boogie's thread has been in that same slump for a quite a while now, and he was my pick for LOTY during his meltdowns over his cancer lies and crypto scams around this time last year.
 
he has the most jewish nose ive ever seen
Stereotypical Jewish noses are very much prototypical middle eastern and/or Mediterranean noses. Pro-Palestinians are fond of telling Israelis to go back to Russia or Poland, but it doesn't take a DNA test to look at many Jews and see where they originated from. Levantine Arabs and Jews are often indistinguishable. And not just the noses... it the hair, eyes, etc...all very similar.
Maybe it's just because her family lives there, but I don't know why Anisa is so excited about visiting Alberta. It's ground zero for conservatism in Canada.
They've been thoroughly humiliated and defeated and are now trying to get the hell out of dodge for a while. Parts of Alberta are very pretty. It's a prairie province, but the western part's got the Rocky mountains. These areas are not only scenic, but much if it is very remote. Great place to get lost or run away. The concept of fleeing to Alberta when life gotten to tough or disappointing has been immortalized in song a couple of times, by several of Canada's great old timey troubadours.

Alberta Bound-Gordon Lightfoot

Four Strong Winds-Neil Young

Four Strong Winds- Ian and Silvia

I tried so hard to get into the Rekieta lore multiple times since he's the "house choice" of lolcow but god damn I just I find it boring.
Anisa-and-I are just fun to point and laugh at, it's exciting because no matter what they try it explodes in their faces every single time.
Rekieta's only ever going to end up in prison or the grave and it just a lot of watching him do the same shit over and over until one of those happens. Even if the bodycam footage does come out it's just going to be more of the same. Boogie's thread has been in that same slump for a quite a while now, and he was my pick for LOTY during his meltdowns over his cancer lies and crypto scams around this time last year.
Same with me. I just can't work up an interest in him...Maybe because I attempted to follow his thread too late and its just too much work to catch up, whereas, I knew who Idubbbz was back in the days when he had a successful career and I've got to see him crash and burn in real time, so following more organic.

Or it just could be that like great art and music, the LOLcows that catch our interest are subjective.
I've been following the fat exploits of Amber Lynn Reid for a few years and even though she can get really boring sometimes, no other death fat is interesting. . Some people find Beauty's antics entertaining, but to me she's just meh. And its the same with Reika. He may win LOLcow of the year, but I really can't make myself care about who he is or what he does.
 
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