Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.2%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.1%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    670
nick's uncle died? Oh man, that sucks. If only little nicky wasn't such a petty, vindictive, piece of shit loser who was literally just wishing death on people and gloating about someone getting cancer, I might even be able to feel at all bad for him! :)
I feel bad for the rest of Nick's family, but not Nick

He deserves every ounce of pain he gets
 
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This image never fails to disturb and irritate me. I’m not saying don’t post it and I know it’s an OBABO-style mirror edit but goddamn

He just looks like a homeless guy with a dirty squeegee at an intersection here
 
The Sektur in [currentyear] is little more than a crater of blackened ash, petrified bones and splintered dreams.
"And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ralphymandias, Hollerer of Hogs:
Look on my werks, bish, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that Sektur wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level felt stretch far away."
 
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This image never fails to disturb and irritate me. I’m not saying don’t post it and I know it’s an OBABO-style mirror edit but goddamn

He just looks like a homeless guy with a dirty squeegee at an intersection here
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What about this one?
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Tip of the iceberg. He seems to spend most of his show seething on Twitter.
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I wanna see where Elisa called our wife a whore, and why did she hid it away from us!
Well, she is a whore, but when did Elissa ever say that? Nick just lies.
I can also say have never once heard Elb say Kayla was a whore.

How many fucking Fatricks do we have on this site now?
I dunno, but fun fact: Until just recently, Nick had three simultaneously in his corner. Melton, Grifty, and Spectre. He's down to two if Spectre is actually sincere about throwing down his broom, and it's widely believed Melton is gonna shank Nick eventually. So he might eventually end up with just one.

There's probably a joke here somewhere.

GUARDS! I NEED A NEW FATRICK UNIT! I HAVE NEED FOR IT TO USE AGAINST MY ENEMIES! - Lord Balldo
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