Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Yeah, it’s a Powerlevel but I used to manage restaurants and I know for a fact it was one or the other. Maybe it’s changed

It hasn't changed and it's not just a restaurant thing. The hotels I've worked at only sell one or the other in the treat shop. The entire amusement park I worked at only sold one. Basically, if it's not a grocery store, it doesn't sell both.

 

[Black Death]

lol you took my hypothetical example and somehow assumed it came from reality. What a loon.

My point was that knowing gay people exist isn’t mentally damaging to kids, and there’s a non-sexual way for kids who have gay parents or aunts or uncles or grandparents to know that information so that they treat their relatives with kindness and respect. Note that I never said, “Yeah! Take kids to the tranny fiesta!”

You just sound like you really hate gay people. Sad, really.

The point to which you originally responded was that the 'gay pride' parades of today are sexually explicit and very damaging to the children who are exposed to them. You took that point and wandered off into some Grandma Moses territory of "But kids have gay relatives and they're fine." Well, duh. No one was arguing that they don't and they aren't. That you missed this not-so-fine distinction is on you. Learn to use logic, not emotion. It is a shame rhetoric is no longer taught anywhere, but c'est la vie.

I'll do you a solid and point out that you are on Kiwi Farms, not Reddit. There is more in that vein that you deserve to hear but I am too much of a misanthrope to bother.

Back to Tess and her weird little world. Bowie looks like a carbon copy of his father, something which Tess must throw in his face as a character flaw all the time. He looks so lonely and sad in every single photo we see of him. I hope he is into reading; that can be a lifeline for a childhood this bad.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Almost all of her most recent threads are on the latest LA riots




Only non riot one is a response to the Musk fallout (I’m assuming most of y’all have already seen the OG Epstein “reveal” tweet)

 

[Free the Pedos]

I can’t think of anyone whose opinion on immigration I value less.

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

Almost all of her most recent threads are on the latest LA riots

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No one's disturbed by Abuelitas, quinces, or foreign cooking. They're disturbed by how already stretched resources are prioritized for illegals over citizens. They're disturbed by increased competition for jobs during a time when job hunting has been obnoxiously hard to get. They're disturbed by the gang members who come here to kill and rape. And they're disturbed by the slime who runs interference for a group that rarely gives as much as they take.

Special's a fitting term for LA though, I'll give you that.

 

[FarmVille]

A lot of deathfat posters suffer from Fat Derangement Syndrome where the opposite of everything a deathfat says must be true.

There is no data that supports a crime wave of gangbanging illegals crossing the border to kill and rape. And no white men want to wash dishes and pick strawberries that’s why we bring in Pedro for our shit labor.

Frankly as mentioned this whole thing is deathfat trump vs deathfat tess so there is no reason to pick a side.

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

A lot of deathfat posters suffer from Fat Derangement Syndrome where the opposite of everything a deathfat says must be true.

There is no data that supports a crime wave of gangbanging illegals crossing the border to kill and rape. And no white men want to wash dishes and pick strawberries that’s why we bring in Pedro for our shit labor.

Frankly as mentioned this whole thing is deathfat trump vs deathfat tess so there is no reason to pick a side.

I'd be anti-illegal regardless of what some fat chick had to say about it. If she had the same political views as me, she would STILL be a cow in both the literal and figurative sense. Fuck off with this passive aggressive sniveling shit.

 

[FarmVille]

I'd be anti-illegal regardless of what some fat chick had to say about it. If she had the same political views as me, she would STILL be a cow in both the literal and figurative sense. Fuck off with this passive aggressive sniveling shit.

If she had the same politics as you she’d be posting on the autistic thunderdome—where the average poster is equally as fat as Tess but blames their under/unemployment on illegals/jews/niggers/women/fags/feds/troons instead of fatphobia.

Shit you guys probably got a lot in common.

 

[NoReturn]

I normally don't post Bowie, and future-Bowie, I'm sorry, but this one needed to be archived.

If you don't know what you're looking at it seems like normal kid behavior, but if you do, it's obvious.
That's the behavior of a child who feels the need to be his parent's caretaker. It's textbook. He feels responsible for her emotions, so when he sees her speaking angrily into her phone he has a trained reaction to go over and "calm her down" and you can see in her fat face that it's working. He knows what to do, but that's not his damn responsibility!

 

[Dr. Butt]

"ME WANT A COKE"
Was actually horrifying. What a fucking retard.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I normally don't post Bowie, and future-Bowie, I'm sorry, but this one needed to be archived.
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If you don't know what you're looking at it seems like normal kid behavior, but if you do, it's obvious.
That's the behavior of a child who feels the need to be his parent's caretaker. It's textbook. He feels responsible for her emotions, so when he sees her speaking angrily into her phone he has a trained reaction to go over and "calm her down" and you can see in her fat face that it's working. He knows what to do, but that's not his damn responsibility!

The smugness is off the charts. The exaggerated injury incident also was a look into Tess trying to turn Bowie into becoming her caregiver. Poor kid never stood a chance.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I normally don't post Bowie, and future-Bowie, I'm sorry, but this one needed to be archived.
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If you don't know what you're looking at it seems like normal kid behavior, but if you do, it's obvious.
That's the behavior of a child who feels the need to be his parent's caretaker. It's textbook. He feels responsible for her emotions, so when he sees her speaking angrily into her phone he has a trained reaction to go over and "calm her down" and you can see in her fat face that it's working. He knows what to do, but that's not his damn responsibility!

Political activist Tess is my favorite type of Tess. She’ll always make these lazy TikToks, but won’t actually waddle over to where the action is because: 1. she’s a deathfat that can’t stand for long periods of time, and 2. it’s easier to just make TikToks to get that same instant gratification. You just know she’s hoping to go viral again for her hot takes any other influencer does, so any activism from Tess is ultimately self serving. She seems like the type that would bring Bowie along though (she did once with him as a newborn to an anti Trump protest in 2016), and people like that bother me because those protests can become dangerous. I’m actually kind of torn about this, because while I would love for Tess to put her money where her mouth is and actually go to this in person, I just wouldn’t want her to bring Bowie with her, and there’s a high likelihood she would.

 

[Chongqing]

Almost all of her most recent threads are on the latest LA riots

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Only non riot one is a response to the Musk fallout (I’m assuming most of y’all have already seen the OG Epstein “reveal” tweet)

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She said she's never felt uncomfortable watching a family pray in a language she doesn't understand.

I could be wrong about her (she is southern and country, after all), but I get the impression that if she saw an American Christian family praying in English, she might feel at least a little bit uncomfortable.

Anyway, it looks like her knee injury isn't as serious as we thought. That's really good news, and I'm happy she's alright.

 

[Free the Pedos]

She said she's never felt uncomfortable watching a family pray in a language she doesn't understand

She overheard Lupe praying to the Virgin for Tess to be rescued from the demons of obesity.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Political activist Tess is my favorite type of Tess. She’ll always make these lazy TikToks, but won’t actually waddle over to where the action is because: 1. she’s a deathfat that can’t stand for long periods of time, and 2. it’s easier to just make TikToks to get that same instant gratification. You just know she’s hoping to go viral again for her hot takes any other influencer does, so any activism from Tess is ultimately self serving. She seems like the type that would bring Bowie along though (she did once with him as a newborn to an anti Trump protest in 2016), and people like that bother me because those protests can become dangerous. I’m actually kind of torn about this, because while I would love for Tess to put her money where her mouth is and actually go to this in person, I just wouldn’t want her to bring Bowie with her, and there’s a high likelihood she would.

Ditto. I would love for Tess to do more than flap her gums and actually put some action behind her Internet Tough Gal Posturing, but a selfish cunt like her would bring poor Bowie along when a riot can start at the drop of a hat. Even worse, Tess would use Bowie as a human shield in order to push her way through the crowd, much like how Billy Zane's character just grabbed some random child to get on a life boat in "Titanic".

 

[Trombonista]

Let's try to avoid politisperging and slapfighting in this thread. Not every thread should be like the Thunderdome.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Let's try to avoid politisperging and slapfighting in this thread. Not every thread should be like the Thunderdome.

Like I've always said, nothing is ever improved by adding politics.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Not even a semblance of a jawline left and her chin is a nubbin now.

No amount of white knighting or slacktivism is going to change her station in life. She’s desperately trying to hang on to a career that never was. She was, at best, a flash in the pan and the puppet masters soured on her flavor years ago. She will keep moving into cheaper and cheaper places until the “fan service” money runs dry and then she’ll be back to her red neck roots. And Ima be like ….

Also, those of you who fell for her bullshit MCL owie? Go stand in the corner RIGHT MEOW! As soon as you saw her “goodie bag for the ER” video, you should’ve clocked her as a munchie. For shame!

 

[Trombonista]

When's the last time she used sunscreen?

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Omg her face is now so fat she looks cross-eyed! These supermodel poses aren't doing her any favors either.