Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Shinku]

My interpretation of Nick's particular brand of manipulation has always been he tries to use his lawyer shit on people but it doesn't work because he's a shit lawyer because he spends more time coked up than practising law.

The infamous cop at Dennys clip with Kurt is the best example to me. He keeps trying to catch Kurt in these gay little linguistic traps and Kurt walks around every one of them with the finesse of a father trying to talk his retard kid into putting down the cat before it gets strangled. When Nick finally realises he isn't going to get whatever he wanted out of the exchange he drops a punchline that could only make sense in his Swiss cheese brain and Kurt responds with an indifferent '...okay' before it's dropped entirely.

I imagine this makes him a fucking nightmare to live with because nothing can ever be a simple yes or no; it's always a game of verbal ping pong that ends with Nick claiming he doesn't even care any way when he gets BTFO.

Also proof that Nick talks to cops. Probably deals them drugs at a Denny's.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Abuse in the foster system is unfortunately extremely common, partly because a lot of people become foster parents specifically because of the stipend you get for each child

And also because child abusers will secure access to prey any way they can, especially by pretending to be caring individuals while they are molesting and/or beating the kids in their care.

That said, I think the Rekieta kids would have a better shot with guardians who aren’t Nick and Kayla. But the children (quite rightly) wouldn’t want to be split up and not many foster parents can take five kids at once. This is exactly the kind of fact abusive parents will repeat to their abused kids, just in case they start fantasizing about being rescued by the authorities and/or considering confiding in a safe adult. I’m not sure if the Slettas could take all five on a long term basis but I suspect they would volunteer in a heartbeat.

 

[daffodils]

All 91 of Nick's messages in Melton's chat. The good stuff has already been covered. Full transcript attached.

Spoiler

The most interesting bit not about domestic violence:

 

[Oliver Onions]

She even choked up and cried saying she thinks she's a bad mother.

If that's how she felt before the coke-fuelled swinging, it's a wonder she hasn't neckroped by now. Guess she's a useless narc just like Nick.

 

[Buster Bloodvessel]

You know Nick verbally/emotionally abused her

Zero chance he doesn't yell & call her "a dumb fucking cunt!" "bitch!" all the time. It was too natural/frequent with Keanu. Those kids were raised in a facade of "nice Christian family" when it was really hell & reprobate parents. So sad they "learned their place" in the world - boys: abusive sex-pests. girls: abused sex-toys ... and drug/alcohol addictions are "really awesome." That was their homeschooling. Pray for their souls.

 

[Niggernerd]

Weird question but does anyone have any sort of album online with all the rackets photoshop/edits of the thread?

tax:

Spoiler: Petty X shit/sweeping

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Why do these people always call him being a degenerate faggot that had his child test positive for coke "just a silly little mistake"
And acting like he's trying to get better when he constantly brags how cool all of it was and showing no genuine remorse or desire to change for the better

 

[Dude Snakes]

Wait, a chiropractor's office? Could that be...

From 500 pages ago:

So, he was alleged to have choked and thrown around his child in the lobby of his sister-in-law's chiropractic office, and it's only been reported by the nanny? Nick should have kept his mouth shut; the more he spills, the more I'm leaning towards it probably did happen.

I suspect that he's specifically calling it a "chokeslam" because by framing it as a silly professional wrassling move, it's easier to paint as absurd and impossible.

I imagine Nick would be pretty easy to chokeslam, fuck this guy.

 

[AltisticRight]

Previously he referred to his wife as "someone I really liked". He referred to April as "someone I really liked".

I caught this and made a post. He read it and started balling his beady little eyes on Twitter with his usual homosexual word games.

After an entire night of bitching at the thread he totally doesn't care about, he put this out.

>the torch in the darkness
>the string in the cave
We know he likes to use candles and rope on his wife when they do gross shit in their BDSM dungeon on St. Andrew's Cross. He follows/followed this on Instagram:

Metaphor, within character.

Then the fishy fleshlight's status was upgraded to "I loved" as well.
8:50

Just a few weeks later, his fleshlight's status is now "really love".

"I really loved her"

In conclusion, he loves that homewrecking whore more than his own wife who gave him five children.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So at the chiropractors, where there were no witnesses, Rekieta choke slammed his son. Despite there being no CPS involvement he felt the need to share that the nanny, who Nick says gave his kid booze and energy drinks, reported it… Just an odd bizarre evolving lie.

 

[Sneed Force One]

How did the allegation come about?
Why would the babysitter "invent" such a specific allegation which would be easily provable by witnesses in the building?

Someone lying a child is hungry is reasonable, it's a vague allegation subject to a child's thoughts on their condition (without obvious malnourishment / weight loss)

But an allegation of a specific event at a specific location? Did one of the children tell her? Why would Nick discount the testimony so eagerly?

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

How did the allegation come about?
Why would the babysitter "invent" such a specific allegation which would be easily provable by witnesses in the building?

Someone lying a child is hungry is reasonable, it's a vague allegation subject to a child's thoughts on their condition (without obvious malnourishment / weight loss)

But an allegation of a specific event at a specific location? Did one of the children tell her? Why would Nick discount the testimony so eagerly?

He would discount it so eagerly because he wants his fans to repeat his own copes as if that explains everything. They don't have to be sophisticated lies... the people remaining aren't clever enough to question his words.

 

[not william stenchever]

The most unbelievable part of the story is the bat didn´t end up shove inside them both, ass to ass.

Aaron must not be a size queen, especially considering Nick's impotence.

 

[Shinku]

He would discount it so eagerly because he wants his fans to repeat his own copes as if that explains everything. They don't have to be sophisticated lies... the people remaining aren't clever enough to question his words.

His remaining fans are the people that met him IRL. They spent money on each other and turned that parasocial relationship into a real one.

 

[woc_krava]

Some 8k pages and 3 years ago, I found this comment.
Prophetic.

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.

 

[BathTubShine]

Holy shit, once again I take few days off from the thread and the limpdicked junkie cuck is basically self-snitching that he laid hands on his son in some manner at their chiropractors(some sort of family member) office/lobby.

Faggot is sweating bullets and trying to probe which facts Gabe The Jew has on him.
Great choice to go on Keanu's shitty show, sincerely.
It will drive the limpdick into another giga-melty over:
"LYING BITCH CUNT WHO TRIES TO RUIN MY LIFEEEEE!!1!1"

Never change nigger, never change.

(Oh btw, junkies 8 year old daughter tested positive for cocaine metabolites 10x the cutoff limit in hair follicle testing and junkie couldn't disprove the facts of the test so he got the CPS case sealed and hidden forever instead)

 

[Blackstar]

Chiropractors Office CCTV be like:

 

[SigmaBalls]

Did everyone completely forget that when Nick brought her on his show this bitch looked 100% certifiable with those sanpaku eyes and histrionic machine gun babble? She even choked up and cried saying she thinks she's a bad mother. This was before any of the bottles-up-the-ass shit on their locals and I think it was before the hedonism shit came out.

We called this shit aaaaaages ago. What fucking dignity? She completely self-immolated just like Rekieta has now way before the hot tub stream, it's just that it was way less public. I'm sure the happy pills she snacks on like popcorn with her Star Trek was Nick's idea too.

She gave Rekieta 5 kids, sure. Faith Vickers and Amanda Morris also gave Ralph a child each. Pushing out runts doesn't mean shit, she was never a mother, just a womb, just like Nick was never a father, just a sperm donor. The Rekieta brood has always been white trash, Nick was just good at hiding it until he stopped giving a fuck.

Johnny-come-latelies. Sekturites remember.

never forget Krazy Kayla

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

'Not all acts of domestic abuse are actual abuse" now probably equals "I shoved and/or choked my son in public and someone was worried I hit them all the time, but it wasnt abuse because he deserved it'

Also isnt kids going to the chiropractor weird? As far as we've heard I dont think any of his kids play sports? And even then its weird, I know some people's kids that seriously compete get massages, but why the fuck a chiropractor.

And why are Nick AND the nanny both at the chiropractor? Does she like... sit with the kids in the lobby while Nick gets his back realigned?

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

never forget Krazy Kayla

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She's almost cartoonish, a caricature of a nutty woman. It's shocking to think this was before the coke (as far as I'm aware anyways).

 

[PrestonHolt]

Its gonna turn into "The kid never reported it or complained about it" while we know he coached them for a long time what to answer to the cops, thats probably the only thing Nick can claim W on, he managed to coach his kids to cover the potential abuse at the house, becasue "you woundlt want to be taken away, to place without spagheti-o's and without tablets all day right kiddos?"