Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[not william stenchever]

unironically the best hope he'll have for a real job now that cle seems to be so far off his radar he'll never be able to practice law again

Imagine this nigga trying to sell you a car while he's making lewd comments about your wife and trying to grope your crotch.

 

[Neetness]

Nick throws his wife and kids to the ground like they're warrants.

 

[PrestonHolt]

imagine the payout is so good, kiwifarms is funded through this century. gotta put a big "presented by candy yoshi county courts and sheriff" at the top of every page

Watch Josh take all the money, buy land, build house and leave all the internet insanity behind him, living from that momen as banana pepper farmer.

 

[Pentamidine]

He said it's for the funeral but for all we know he could be scheduled for the electric chair today

That's FUNNY and WEIRD because in another clip he said the suit was so he could give that rant. Is Owen's funeral today? Isn't that guy in fuckin Texas though? Nick gonna wear his suit to fly to Texas for a day trip for a funeral?

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Oof! That suit couldn’t get Nick a job at Applebee’s.

But it might get him a job at Denny's.

 

[Vibralldo]

That's FUNNY and WEIRD because in another clip he said the suit was so he could give that rant. Is Owen's funeral today? Isn't that guy in fuckin Texas though? Nick gonna wear his suit to fly to Texas for a day trip for a funeral?

Maybe the test results are related to a drug test and he's trying to look as clean and sober as possible by putting on a suit

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I am guilty, but I think the state screwed up my case, so I should have been acquitted!


He still isn't over "muh watermark" is he?

If only anyone in the Minnesota system of justice gave a shit that he's walked back his plea.

 

[BaddestSeagull]

He's making me feel uncomfortable to watch. Something aint right in that boy.

Same. His whole body language is mentally ill. His eyes have some primal desperation in them today. If he wasn't such an irredeemable piece of shit I'd feel a bit sorry for him, it must be torture to be him right now. But as things stand - good. Suffer.

 

[AltisticRight]

What is happening?!!! Lol.
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Anyway, he's live.

Fuck off skelly. You're not Billy Mitchell. You have never won anything. You suck at every game you play, including word-games. Billy never dosed his children with cocaine and he only cheated once in a game literally who gives a fuck about once while you cheated on your slatternly wife numerous times.

Consult a ceiling fan with a chair.

 

[AnOminous]

imagine the payout is so good, kiwifarms is funded through this century. gotta put a big "presented by candy yoshi county courts and sheriff" at the top of every page

The damages would be nominal. We'd get the footage (if they haven't illegally destroyed it with pending litigation). Hardin would get paid (or his own lawyer or whatever they agreed on).

Note that Hardin is acting on his own behalf here, and has retained counsel of his own.

 

[SargonF00t]

Spoiler:

It turns out that Gabe actually found the body of the prostitute that Nick murdered behind that Arby's back in 2007.

Now if we could just get Gabe interested in JF Gayrapey.

 

[Fapcop]

Buddy. The real thing is only $50 MSRP.

I WAS THINKING OF A CHASTE PICTURE OF ME AND KAYLA OPENING PRESENTS ON CHRISTMAS MORNING TOGETHER.

(Perhaps in a cute nightgown.)

Who do you take me for? Some Rekieta tier-perv who wants an AI Kayla getting balldoed by burly black men?!

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Nick throws his wife and kids to the ground like they're warrants.

More like, he threw the warrant on the ground like he choke slams his kids.

 

[Nova902]

That's FUNNY and WEIRD because in another clip he said the suit was so he could give that rant. Is Owen's funeral today? Isn't that guy in fuckin Texas though? Nick gonna wear his suit to fly to Texas for a day trip for a funeral?

Nick said he wore his "French dress shirt" because he needed something to go with his "America freedom tie"

 

[Delany's Donkey]

According to Nick justice is dead and every prosecutor and judge subverts due process:

Look at how much his eyes are darting around the room and all his little spastic movements in his head and body, he can't physically keep still. His brain is so destroyed by drugs that he's turned himself into a tweaker you'd see on the streets of Seattle or some similar shithole.

 

[pacifist kaczynski]

When is Gabe going on Keanu tonight?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Here's a great documentary that helps explain why Nick behaves the way he does.

 

[Vibralldo]

When is Gabe going on Keanu tonight?

9 pm est
In 8 hours 20 minutes

 

[AltisticRight]

So Keanu just said she and Hoffman haven't discussed the choke slam incident. It starts about 4h10m into the stream. She also said that Hoffman has not told her anything in advance.

So he snitched on himself.
Hilarious. The diagnosed high functioning schizophrenic (allegedly and I say this without prejudice) Jew played this skelly freak like a fiddle.
When he's up against someone who actually understands social cues, he just falls flat. He's a dorknerd shut-in Aaron goo gobbler. Gabe deals with psychotic managers from shitty companies cooking their books as a hedge fund finance bro, skelly is small fry compared to them.

Buddy. The real thing is only $50 MSRP.

MSRP = Minnesota State regulated price

When is Gabe going on Keanu tonight?

9pm, EST. A bit more than 8 hours and 15 minutes from now I think.

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

That suit bit is incredible. He’s twitching more than H3H3, and Ethan has fucking Tourettes.