Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

Like I've said, I also would have accepted a 30 SECOND steam where Gabe just announced he doesn't have shit and laughed. In fact, that would have probably been the optimal route here.

Yeah, some people would have been disappointed, but others can appreciate a good troll and how Nick self-felted for no reason whatsoever. @Balldo's Gate already pointed out that this could have gone like the ReviewTechUSA thing did with Kino Casino.

This five hours... or however long it was... for essentially nothing... was just goddamned painful.

It's insane how badly the flopped such an easy thing

Makes me question how much of An Open Secret Gabe was actually involved with

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Like I've said, I also would have accepted a 30 SECOND steam where Gabe just announced he doesn't have shit and laughed. In fact, that would have probably been the optimal route here.

Yeah, some people would have been disappointed, but others can appreciate a good troll and how Nick self-felted for no reason whatsoever. @Balldo's Gate already pointed out that this could have gone like the ReviewTechUSA thing did with Kino Casino.

This five hours... or however long it was... for essentially nothing... was just goddamned painful.

Well he had something. The something just wasn't anywhere close in level to what Nick self outed himself on.

The format was horrible and the host even worse.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Even the recaps are painful to catch up on. Glad I wasn't planning on watching any clip videos of this disaster anyways, but it sounds like we needs some new ground rules. Jews can't be a-logs and women can't be the host of a livestream unless they're pulling their tits out (or nipples in Keanu's case) for tokens.
If only we never gave women the right to vote and just let Hitler cook none of this would have happened last night.

 

[Vibralldo]

Well he had something. The something just wasn't anywhere close in level to what Nick self outed himself on.

The format was horrible and the host even worse.

I'm not even mad at that because nothing coulda beaten the self felt

It's more what he revealed wasn't worth 5 fucking hours of filler

 

[Captain Manning]

It's insane how badly the flopped such an easy thing

Makes me question how much of An Open Secret Gabe was actually involved with

No idea. I don't know the man, and have never talked to him but, after last night, I have to say I don't think I particularly care for him. I hope he is sincere when he says this is a one and done thing.

The sad thing is, I really do believe Kiki did a good job standing her ground against Balldo and those Dabbleverse idiots on NLO, and I fear what happened last night might have taken the sheen off that somewhat.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

LMAO I agree

 

[Sloppa]

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LMAO I agree

Oh you silly man. How do you think people would react. Even my old mum has watched those old Rekieta clips.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I don’t blame Gabe as much as I do Keanu for being a legitimate awful host. Gabe’s structure was bad, but I can see what he was angling for Nick is impulsive and doesn’t know the law (Sophie Long), Nick’s staunchest allies are awful people (Ralph), Nick watches and tries to expose people to fetish material that is creepy (Redo), and finally the allegations that Nick is abusive.

If it was with PPP, I can see it going a lot smoother and under two hours. PPP (and Warski) likely would’ve asked intelligent questions.

If this was Null sans iNTERNET problems it would’ve been commentary on the clips, some discussion of why the Sophie Long stuff was ethically bad for a lawyer, and likely how Nick sounds in DMs to say the abuse allegations sound believable.

It sounds like Keanu bitched out with the messages and Gabe had to scramble beyond him overselling it.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Gabe really sucks at this and in hindsight, it's staggering how much better this could have gone if he had reached out to someone who knows the full lore to fill in the gaps. He tried to paint Nick Rekieta as a pedophile, and all he had was Redo of Healer?

Where was the love for American Beauty? His revelation that the protagonist would've lived if they fucked the teenager? Where's the amolestinground slip up? Where's Nick gushing about his favorite porn stars who just happen to look like 14 year olds? Where's the roster of Nick's pedo buddies? Where's the clip of trad dad Nick talking about how pedos deserve love and mercy because Jesus said so? Where's his buddy Drexel who groomed the teenage girl? Where's Nick telling Vito "what's a little pedo amongst friends?" Where's the litany of random accusations he's made of pedophilia against others? Where's the gross weird sex jokes about showing Mexican penises to children and jerking off in the family bathroom?

It'd be like making a whole ordeal about how DarksydePhil is bad with money and then completely omitting WWE Champions, his bankruptcy, and the bank leaks, just to go "look at all these video game statues he bought and doesn't need! Now, let's get into the big stuff. Keanu, have you heard of Doordash?"

This whole thing seems like the result of only doing a cursory glance at the situation and trying to come back with what you find most "interesting" without asking more questions.

 

[Stiffy]

I think Keanu has a good heart, but she's dumber than a box of rocks for defending a degenerate closet homo Balldowasher like Cody (Camelot) and a disgusting Onlyfans e-thot like Xialand. Neither are her real friends. Nobody is a true friend in the Dabbleverse, just a bunch of useful idiots.
Nick didn't get a win, he is still A) A faggot (see EVS pic) and B) Just one massive narcissistic injury away from shame spiraling into oblivion. Hopefully not around his innocent kids.
I still firmly believe he will be in jail sooner or later for something, because he is incapable of taking accountability, and will continue to shoot himself in the foot.
The "baseball bat" incident he tried to get ahead of involved Nick threatening physical harm to Kayla one night in front of Aaron so he white knighted, grabbed a bat and got between them until Nick backed off. I think it happened at Aaron's house.

 

[AltisticRight]

View attachment 7497312Nick totally not seething about getting baited.

You aren't even rich if you wanna know the truth about it Gabe.

Name the sources then, skelly. If they're so unreliable, why not name them? You've doxed and tried to harass your nanny with some of the dumbest lies already. What's another two or ten?

every man's fantasy

No man in their right mind fantasised about dialling back time so he can rape and torture people, specifically girls that wronged him, in his fucking adult form no less.
He's projecting his own porn-sick fantasies onto 50% of the world. Just like what he does with women being "boring, says a lot, dumb" and so on. He's just a piece of garbage.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Makes me question how much of An Open Secret Gabe was actually involved with

Gabe said at the start of the stream he was the money guy (along with a friend). They paid some people to investigate and hired a doc team whose work they liked. That's usually all producers do... And then also take credit if things went well.

So doubtless Gabe will pin the fuck ups from this stream on Keanoo and call it a day.

The "baseball bat" incident he tried to get ahead of involved Nick threatening physical harm to Kayla one night in front of Aaron so he white knighted, grabbed a bat and got between them until Nick backed off. I think it happened at Aaron's house.

Interestingly enough, Nick cornered Kayla in a half bath at Aaron's place, according to Aaron. It's almost like Nick has a pattern...

 

[AnOminous]

And not know anything about her online appearances.

And not see this and instead of giving her a damages award, have an exorcism ordered.

And demand to know of Aaron: "Dude, you fucked THIS? WHY?"

@AnOminous is right. He did none of them any favors though with this piss poor showing.

As they say, a Shanda fur die Goyim

 

[waffle]

If they've had the white trash screaming match where they try and gode the other person into hitting them multiple times with witnesses then crazy shit happens all the time in that house. There have always been red flags that at a minimum Nick had anger problems and Kayla was a dippy space cadet with a tackle box full of pills, but like everyone's got flaws and they did a decent job of keeping a lid on it until they didn't.

At this point I think Nick and Kayla just constantly kick the shit out of each other and then Nick huts the kids if they try and do anything about it.

Every day I hope more and more that the papers the oldest ambushed Nick with a while back were enlistment papers.

 

[Dan of Steel]

I tapped out last night after an hour. Gabe going on weird tangents about how tall he is and why that doesn't matter and he totally doesn't care about being 5'7", to him summarizing videos I had the same epiphany as everyone else: this guy just read KF lmao. The funniest part is that Nick was still melting down over it and got self-owned even though this easily could've been the ultra rare Balldo W.

 

[Fapcop]

WHY THE F ARE FOLKS SAYING NICK GOT A W?!?

1: Gabe announces he has dirt on Nick.
2: Nick tries to preempt the interview by revealing he chokeslammed his kid.
3: Gabe’s stream turns out to be kind of meh (Haven’t watched it).

Where exactly is the W?!

I dunno, maybe I’m a little slow, but I fail to see any W’s here.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Former Lawyer has Strong Message for Justice

 

[Captain Manning]

WHY THE F ARE FOLKS SAYING NICK GOT A W?!?

Because some people see everything as a zero sum game. In reality, there are definately situations where both sides can take an L, and that's basically what you saw last night.

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

Found this underrated screen grab of Crackets looking like an absolute bum, complete with begging cup, on the first page of the thread.

Thought it would be fun to see what he would look like in more appropriate surroundings.

 

[john marston]

Former Lawyer has Strong Message for Justice
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It's just a reupload of yesterday's rant. He tries to disguise it as being about Karen Read when really it's about himself. He basically says that he was pressured into pleaing guilty because he was afraid of losing (and its consequences) if it went to trial. He further argues that guilty people should be "let go" if the state doesn't have a strong enough case. It's just sour grapes on his end.

Nick has lost the "street cred" to legitimately complain about the government because it will always come across as sour grapes. It will always come across as him whining that he was punished by the government for abusing drugs (and his family) instead of a principled, dignified stance against potential government overreach.