Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%
  • Total voters
    318
Vibralldo said:
Less than 1k viewers BTW
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Also, down to 416k subs. He was 417k this morning.

But, something something algorithm, I guess.

Oxyjen said:
Seems a bit anti-semitic
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Which, historically, he really has not been.

Can you really even be antisemitic in the field of law? Like, successfully? It seems like that would be a real challenge given 15% of the lawyers in America are Jewish.

Niggernerd said:
Lmao the Keanu streams so boring it didnt even make it on KC's promo
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That's rather magnanimous of them, actually. Maybe they just don't want to give Nick a W.

Mr.Bucket said:
They do yell at Gabe around five minutes in at least.
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Okay, much of a W.
 
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Woah. Cool it with the antisemitic remarks!
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Despite Nick desperately trying to paint Kurt as an incel, he's successfully gathered 7 co-hosts. Including women!
Meanwhile Nick watches cooking videos...by himself...again...
 
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Oxyjen said:
Seems a bit anti-semitic
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Nah, really?!

ICantLegallySayThat said:
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I wonder why his comedy career failed? I really dont understand how Nick could fuck up a jew joke with this good of a setup. It should be impossible.
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Getting some real “cop at Denny’s vibes”.

Vibralldo said:

After Ralph claimed Keanu was taken advantage of by Hoffman, Keanu replies positively and makes a joke at Gabe's expense, and Gabe is now insulting her.

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(Keanu is a retarded bitch that can't understand why associating with Ralph and defending Coomalot's redo of healer stuff might be bad)
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This Gabe fella seems like a bit of a fag. Can’t take the least bit of banter?
 
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Vibralldo said:

After Ralph claimed Keanu was taken advantage of by Hoffman, Keanu replies positively and makes a joke at Gabe's expense, and Gabe is now insulting her.

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(Keanu is a retarded bitch that can't understand why associating with Ralph and defending Coomalot's redo of healer stuff might be bad)
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If last night stirs up a bunch of new drama and feuds then it was 100% worth it. The Sektur is pretty stale right now.
 
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Midnight Energy Drink said:
Nonsensical racial non-humor really gives me flashbacks to the coke stream, all that Asian part especially
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Hey, I’m all for a good 6 gazillion joke but that was just. Fucking dumb. Didn’t make the least bit of sense.

Nick really seems to be the kind of brainlet who thinks just saying: “nigger” is a joke worthy of applause.
 
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Nick's fucking wired. He looks like he's on meth, eyes flitting at constant distractions, unable to keep still.

Fapcop said:
This Gabe fella seems like a bit of a fag. Can’t take the least bit of banter?
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Did he do this before? Because if he's going to get into nasty Twitter slapfights with the Sektur then he's as lame as the rest of them.

I think he really got the message that is revelation went down like a lead balloon.
 
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Only have time to check in on Nick.
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What a disaster for Nick. This is supposed to be the crescendo of the case. Nick used to have like 10 cohosts and the peak viewership numbers at this stage of the case.

Today, it's Nick, alone and looking sweaty and diseased. Get a good fan in that basement vault Nick. You need it!
 
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Sneed Force One said:
What a disaster for Nick. This is supposed to be the crescendo of the case. Nick used to have like 10 cohosts and the peak viewership numbers at this stage of the case.

Today, it's Nick, alone and looking sweaty and diseased. Get a good fan in that basement vault Nick. You need it!
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He paid an absurd amount to have a mini split installed in the vault. It cost thousands just to drill through the concrete.


It's probably clogged with cocaine dust by now, though.
 
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Trashcast Balldo-Guard Special

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"Yellowflash is jealous that he doesn't get to swing like Rekieta" - EVS
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EVS is such a fucking faggot. Putting aside all his comic books faggotry, just based on these clips he is a giant, balldowashing faggot.

This guy has approximate knowledge of the situation and yet he speaks with chest puffed out as he's the one in the ivory tower deciding truths.

YellowFlash brings up the Rugiet
EVS: "Nick was fucking two chicks, haha, if he needed viagra, how was he fucking two chicks?"
It's cause he was drugged out his mind and needed the pills to make his limp dick work

"OMG, guys, Nick had sex!! With 2 HOT women!!"
Nigga, this is a 40 year old man with 5 children lost in a drug haze, why are you acting as if you're reading a story out of HUSTLER magazine? It's not some fucking frat bro who's 22 from Alabama having sex with two chicks, it's a grown ass man having an adulterous, cucked, drug-induced relationship in his house with 5 children present.

Also, can anyone please point me to Elissa being the origin of Kayla being called Our Wife? I don't know if this true or not.
 
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Kevin Brennan has Keanu on MLC right now and she’s playing the victim about how she has no agency in her dynamic with Gabe. Before she came on, KB watched Karl and Moody saying condescendingly that “everybody knows” Nick’s daughter couldn’t get a second drug test because Nick already told us. (I think it was from this TLP stream that is still live.)

I didn’t think it was possible for such effeminate men to emasculate themselves any further. Mea culpa.
 
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