I noticed a pit bull mix was getting more aggressive with age, so I looked it up. Reddit was the first result, in a hurry to tell me that no pit bull anywhere has ever been aggressive:
That third post makes me laugh because fear and aggression are
very closely linked within dogs. A dog that's afraid of everything is a dog that will bite.
Pit bulls cannot fail, they can only be failed. Also funny how they rule out aggression as anecdotal, based on anecdotal data that their particular dog isn't aggressive. And that line, 'if pit bulls were aggressive, all dogs everywhere would be aggressive!' is some real, 'there's only one species: the dog species!" horseshit.
haha let me turn your valid concern of violence into a joke haha.
Then I saw another post on the page of redditors dogpiling a woman who was bringing more of their beloved pit bulls into the world:
This next one made me laugh because 'give a dog an abortion' is some absolute reddit energy:
Elsewhere, on some oddly popular subreddit called fauxmoi there was a post about some zoomer wearing an obese man's pants who sang the national anthem in spanish at Dodger Stadium. After telling management she wouldn't:
In case anyone feels tempted to thirst for her, get a better look at the goblina:
I hope she has a hell of a singing voice. Anyway, reddit eats this shit up with a bamboo spoon:
Uh, yikes, not good look, Dodgers. You had one job: read the room. Because the Dodgers are immigrants, we have to allow infinity immigration, that's what Cesar Chaves would want. They be fuckin' up.
I, a shit-ass redditor, have a low opinion of a guy who plays major league baseball around the world and is rich and beloved. Also the Dodger Stadium is on STOLeN LAND!!!
If they didn't use eminent domain and just built Dodger Stadium in some awful desert, these same redditors would be complaining, 'But they killed the desert weevils to do that!'
One person comments that the thread title is a lie + a Threat to Our Democracy: She wasn't banned from the stadium! She just can't sing there again!
I'll close out with the rules of the subreddit:
This is fucking insane. They're deep into an Orwellian project where the only speech allowed is that which affirms the Party's doctrine. All you are allowed to do is espouse gay race communism so be civil, chuds. Or else.