Troonslop "Retro" Games / Demake games / PS1 Trannies / ULTRAKILL / Y2K trannies - Retro gaming is infected

[my penis is on fire]

The troonjeet's epilepsy-inducing slop demo has dropped.

Funny new development: Xigger libtards are mad at Troonjeet 🄰 because his publisher is a celebrity zionist

 

[Sebben Crudele II]

Funny new development: Xigger libtards are mad at Troonjeet 🄰 because his publisher is a celebrity zionist
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God I LOVE when they cannibalize each other.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

Let's see the reviews.

that's an insult to armored core

>Open World RPG
>"indie"
Lol

ur gonna need a much larger and more experienced team to make any remotely-decent open-world game

if ur an indie dev, keep things simple, know ur limits

I just dont understand why the ps1 polygon style?

lazyness

Bulid engine -> Godot/Unity engine
I doubt troon niggers would bother themselves using old engines like Build, Doom engine, early UE and so on

unreal engine 4 and 5 have blueprints, u dont need to write a single line of actual code if ur a lazy, untalented hack

As bad as this thread is triple A gaming is worse and we should all pray for its continued downfall

no, we ahould be praying for its revival, AAA studios can make a really good product, they just choose not to, if making slop is no longer profitable, u bet ur ass they'd get their act together

Have these fucks ever actually played the OG Doom? The game is much slower than these ADHD brained morons realize.

its pacing was basically perfect imo, not too slow, not too fast

I really come to despise these Seraphim / Cherubim depictions in recent pop Internet culture lately
The design used to be so cool, now they're telltale signs that the project / mod is likely pozzed or coded by trannies

also they always use either seraphim or ophanim

there are a bunch of other types of angels even weirder than these normie shits

cherubim, for example, aren't little baby-looking angels, they are winged lions with wings made of human hands, and a head with 4 faces (of a human, bull, vulture and lion), and if u look at em,u die

 

[Snake of Diamond]

that's an insult to armored core

Would love for them to define "classic" since i bet the first game in 97 is older than they are lol.

God I LOVE when they cannibalize each other.

It's a byproduct of ignoring everyone that told them to stop trying to make cliques out of everything and just make and or play shit. As inevitable, we see them countless times get swallowed by their own radicalizations.

 

[winderson_silva]

Have these fucks ever actually played the OG Doom? The game is much slower than these ADHD brained morons realize.

If you dont know the right strats, sure, but you can pretty much fly over half the game, without glitches, once you get your head on it. Hell one of the big complaints for Doom 3 and 2016 at the time of their releases was them being too slow.
Yes its not as fast as most recent shooters, but its not slow.

The PS1 port even has a different soundtrack that emphasizes this more than the original soundtrack. Makes the game feel more like a horror game.

Gonna be honest, even with the soundtrack, its not really a horror game, just horror elements. Calling classic Doom horror, to me, is like calling the first Mortal Kombat games horror. Sure it scared children in the 90's, but no one here is a child anymore.

 

["Controlled Demolition"]

If you dont know the right strats, sure, but you can pretty much fly over half the game, without glitches, once you get your head on it. Hell one of the big complaints for Doom 3 and 2016 at the time of their releases was them being too slow.
Yes its not as fast as most recent shooters, but its not slow.

Gonna be honest, even with the soundtrack, its not really a horror game, just horror elements. Calling classic Doom horror, to me, is like calling the first Mortal Kombat games horror. Sure it scared children in the 90's, but no one here is a child anymore.

The ultimate point, I believe, is that you can play DOOM and its like however the fuck you want. It has par times, it has secret counters, it has enemy kill counters. Want to take your time and comb the level for everything, get all the secrets? Sure, go ahead! Want to annihilated the par time? Sure, go ahead! Want to do neither of those things? Sure, go ahead! It comes in stark contrast to modern day shooters where they have one very deliberate way of playing, with every other potential alternative either not available or punished. Most shooterslop today is overbalanced to shit, in other words. Competitive shooters especially, because people decided that it's the only playstyle that matters.

I'd argue that ULTRAKILL is kind of an exception, because it does have those par times and it does have those secret counters, but it also has that same modern problem of incentivizing only one spastic playstyle. You can't play ULTRAKILL slowly and methodically. You can in DOOM, for the most part, though it heavily depends on the level, but there are no bossfights where you are required to run and dash around like a 12 year old on the worst sugar high imaginable, crashout included.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

If you dont know the right strats, sure, but you can pretty much fly over half the game, without glitches, once you get your head on it. Hell one of the big complaints for Doom 3 and 2016 at the time of their releases was them being too slow.
Yes its not as fast as most recent shooters, but its not slow.

OG doom is as fast as you are

 

[didelphigina]

God I LOVE when they cannibalize each other.

As usual. Nothing's better than leftist infighting over moral superiority.

Wait until they suddenly complain about the game's eye inducing art style now that they have a "justified" reason to dogpile on it.

Leftists only care about people's work (and people in general) as long as they're pure and innocent in their broken, misaligned view. The moment they find out anything "incriminating" on them is the moment their whole "love and peace" facade fades instantaneously. They're only nice until something gives them a reason not to. Telling y'all that being a leftist is the worst way to go if you ever want to get your stuff out there. The moment you're in the crowd and you don't do anything about it, you can lose literally everything in seconds because you dare to not be 100% pure and un-hecking-problematic.

But as usual, a big case of schadenfreude because leftists can't go one day without calling each other Hitler 24/7.

 

[Lovely Kin]

As usual. Nothing's better than leftist infighting over moral superiority.

It's very accurate to history as well with the amount of splintering and emerging ideologies leftism went through. Just a typical session of purging. Things were better when people just shut up and made games.

 

[Jarch6]

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“For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: Troonjeet” (imagine the smell ) Also, cruelty squad and its consequences have been a disaster for the low-effort indiesloppa community.

 

[BABANGUIDE64]

• Mascot horror based on Blood Meridian (the scariest and most depressing novel you've never read)
• Neuron stimulating addictive fast-paced boomer shooter with gambling mechanics and bright acid colors
• PS1 style Godot-based point-and-click adventure game with y2k anime esthetics based on the "House of Leaves" story
• 2.5D Doom-style first-person cyberpunk RPG set in the distant alternative future, in which EU reformed into EUSSR, in the city of Neo-Tallinn, which is based on the city from BLAME! manga by Tsutomu Nihei, MC is an asexual cyborg-girl corporate courier

Here's a list of ideas, xisters. Give them a try

 

[Coolio55]

• Mascot horror based on Blood Meridian (the scariest and most depressing novel you've never read)
• Neuron stimulating addictive fast-paced boomer shooter with gambling mechanics and bright acid colors
• PS1 style Godot-based point-and-click adventure game with y2k anime esthetics based on the "House of Leaves" story
• 2.5D Doom-style first-person cyberpunk RPG set in the distant alternative future, in which EU reformed into EUSSR, in the city of Neo-Tallinn, which is based on the city from BLAME! manga by Tsutomu Nihei, MC is an assexual cyborg-girl corporate courier

Here's a list of ideas, xisters. Give them a try

Why don't you make a retro game mod where nothing happens and everyone calls it revolutionary because they're fucking retards who've never played anything else in the same engine.

 

[my only throwaway account]

he's just fucking this they/them thing

so it seems that his new partner is also part of the developer team...
although, i checked out the account and it doesn't seem too bad? I cant even tell if its a tranny, seems to me like its just a really ugly cosplay chick that desperately wants to be part of the LGBBQ community so she goes by they/them.
if anyone has evidence to suggest that this individual is something more nefarious, please share it!

Spoiler: Picture from 2014 that makes me think shes just ugly, not trans

 

[NarkDigger]

Why don't you make a retro game mod where nothing happens and everyone calls it revolutionary because they're fucking retards who've never played anything else in the same engine.

Someone will make a video essay explaining how the fact that nothing happens in it is a deliberate story choice and how it comments on capitalism and trans rights in the modern world

 

[Lovely Kin]

Someone will make a video essay explaining how the fact that nothing happens in it is a deliberate story choice and how it comments on capitalism and trans rights in the modern world

Capitalism, depression, and trans rights. The holy trinity of troon retroslopped games.

 

[Ed Special]

The holy trinity of troon retroslopped games.

Not so much a "holy trinity" as an "unholy troonity"

 

[Snake of Diamond]

Capitalism, depression, and trans rights. The holy trinity of troon retroslopped games.

Your typical "earthbound inspired" loves the first two.

 

[NarkDigger]

Capitalism, depression, and trans rights. The holy trinity of troon retroslopped games.

Don't forget depression is ALWAYS an outside factor (most likely trauma of sorts) and never has anything do to with their lifestyle of porn addiction and genital mutilation

 

[SoleniyKraut]

Your typical "earthbound inspired" loves the first two.

Perhaps I am a bitter, envious person - but I still cannot get over how this formula got popular. After Undertale, I think, almost every indie game was exactly that - badly drawn pixel RPG about feewings, just like UD itself. I think it took some time for a non-RPG Indie project (That wasn't Fez; But it was talked about negatively) to be discussed in the mainstream until 2019-2020, all because of the craze Toby Foxenstein caused. I already talked about graphics earlier in the thread - I could sperg about plots and ideas that these games try to show, but I'm not sure if that'd be constructive; I'll just post two relevant screencaps for now:

 

[Whatevermancer]

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>No Deus Exes

>No System shocks.

>No GTA3's
Does this count? I haven't played it.

I think it took some time for a non-RPG Indie project (That wasn't Fez; But it was talked about negatively) to be discussed in the mainstream until 2019-2020

And I can't think of any indie RPG that reached mainstream popularity before 2019 except for Lisa: the Painful and maybe YIIK(but for the wrong reasons). Meanwhile I can come up with many popular non-RPG indie games released after Undertale but before 2019: Nuclear Throne, Enter the Gungeon, Slay the Spire, Cuphead, Hollow Knight, Dead Cells, Stardew Valley, Hyper Light Drifter, the list could go on. In fact, if you examine the genres of these games, you will find out that most of them are roguelites, and that has been a trend in the last decade, since for roguelites you don't have to manually design the levels, thus saving dev time. The problem got even worse after the release of Vampire Survivors, just look at the tags at the last Steam Next Fest:

Most of the games tagged with "roguelike" are neither roguelikes, nor roguelites, they are Vampire survivors-likes.