Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

Kayla: "But Nick, we have bulls at home!"
The bulls at home:

Dude, we're arranging chairs on the Titanic. The government is hostile and you should be taking every penny you can from it.

If you believe you are on a sinking ship, why would you start tearing up the hull?

 

[Soapmore]

Kurt’s rise to lawtube superstardom is something I never anticipated and I’m happy for him.

The sweet irony is that Nick probably drove people--repelled by his sick fixation on Kurt--toward Kurt, in whom they see a sympathetic character. And Kurt made the right choices. Divest from Nick, not just overtly, but mentally. Kurt just cancelled Nick from his mind, and instantly he was better for it. We might take lesson here. And doing his own thing, he has been accruing interest and interviews and seriously for a guy like Kurt with his unusual mannerisms, that's quite the picture of growth and achievement. Absolutely the counterpoint to Nick's relentless venomous lashing out at anyone who wastes a few calories to type at him.

It warms my heart.

 

[Vibralldo]

A new victim impact statement has been provided to the court.
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Yes, but he's going to have the same condition placed on him on probation as he had before sentencing. That's part of the plea deal.


The judge is not a "he".

The Conditional Release Violation Report that prompted this is confidential, so it is impossible to know what the probation agent determined was a violation of Aaron's conditions. Based on Aaron's lawyer's letter, it appears to be related to Aaron mentioning Kayla on his show.

Multiple instances of Aaron appearing to violate his conditions have been and are being discussed.

Do you normally go into random threads and demand to be spoonfed in the midst of ongoing discussions?

Nick "Kayla" has released another victim impact statement about how someone showing a nude photo she posed for to a single person is totally humiliating for a whore that publicly shares photos of her shoving bottles up her ass and this totally isn't Nick trying to get revenge on Aaron for making his whore wife cum better than he can.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

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If you believe you are on a sinking ship, why would you start tearing up the hull?

I think of it more as making sure you get one of the life rafts.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I just want to remind everyone that Aaron somehow romanced Nick and Kayla at the same time.

Aaron claimed he and Kayla were in love. And we have verbal ebidence from xitter that Nick is still in love with Aaron, though that love is now tainted by bitter feelings of abandonment.

How did he do it? Silver tongue and golden dong?

Aaron won them over with a S T E E L _ T O E

 

[Dimension Sniper]

I think of it more as making sure you get one of the life rafts.

So then you're Billy Zane holding up the random crying child you found and lying about how you're all she has to get a spot on the lifeboat.

'kay.

 

[AnOminous]

You'd be surprised how easy it is to get fireworks going on twitter by merely pasting tweets onto your chatbot of choice, asking it to refute the statements in it and then pasting it back as a reply.

Now imagine that but on the other end you have a vulnerable narc melting down.

I wouldn't blame anyone who just picked random mentally retarded cows like Nick and just got them into a psychotic response frenzy by having AI spew shit at them.

Nick is dumb enough to fall for that and to stay up to 6 in the morning sperging angrily at mindless robots.

If you believe you are on a sinking ship, why would you start tearing up the hull?

Because you're literally retarded. Because you're Nick, the dumbest faggot alive.

 

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"You forgot to invite me to your event, ha ha! That was totally an accident on your part ha ha, right, Dick? Please acknowledge me, I destroyed my life trying to become you!"

Dax just probably didn't want Nick to inconvenience his parole officer asking for permission to leave the state like a child asks for permission to get a cookie after dinner.

 

[Soapmore]

Dax just probably didn't want Nick to inconvenience his parole officer asking for permission to leave the state like a child asks for permission to get a cookie after dinner.

In other words, Nick is anathema to even the worst creeps on the public-facing internet. Good.

 

[Niggernerd]

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"You forgot to invite me to your event, ha ha! That was totally an accident on your part ha ha, right, Dick? Please acknowledge me, I destroyed my life trying to become you!"

Oof nick getting the ralph treatment
"Sorry, nick, my arm blew up ACK ACK ACK"

 

[Heavy Rainfall2]

Nick, just go full Ralphamale. $20 whippet hits, shittalk all your a-logs all stream, and argue directly with the Farms. You're already half way there, fuck it. Other Lawtubers stole your audience already, are you just gonna take that lying down bish? You don't need to stream trials anymore, you could make more money flying high on galaxy gas if you wanna know the truth about it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Awwww poor Nicky his edaddy doesn't notice him anymore.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Nick, just go full Ralphamale. $20 whippet hits, shittalk all your a-logs all stream, and argue directly with the Farms. You're already half way there, fuck it. Other Lawtubers stole your audience already, are you just gonna take that lying down bish? You don't need to stream trials anymore, you could make more money flying high on galaxy gas if you wanna know the truth about it.

He's gonna build a church on his land!

 

[Vibralldo]

Awwww poor Nicky his edaddy doesn't notice him anymore.

He's been cut off just like ralph

 

[Xander from the Future]

No, his neuroses would have had him incessantly sperging out to the point of failure. It's Robin Quivers who kept him in line.

I haven't seen a single picture of him lately where he doesn't look completely demented. He either looks gun-to-head levels of depressed, seething like he's full of demons, or the rare moment when he is gleeful contemplating grievous bodily harm to someone who did nothing to him whatsoever except not worship him for being a dope golem.

He's had all of those sorts of moments within fucking frames of a single action.
The Zonked out,
Returning To Reality,
The Sanpaku eyes of Malice,
The demonic psycho look,
The seething cope

and finally loss. The loss always looks the most human...
He looks like a fucking cartoon character as of late. It's gotten so bad I've added him to my "Uncanny image" collection. He literally looks like the early stages of a full psychotic breakdown.
It's shocking to think this man used to be a respectable individual.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Nick, just go full Ralphamale. $20 whippet hits, shittalk all your a-logs all stream, and argue directly with the Farms. You're already half way there, fuck it. Other Lawtubers stole your audience already, are you just gonna take that lying down bish? You don't need to stream trials anymore, you could make more money flying high on galaxy gas if you wanna know the truth about it.

"A whippet toast to my friend's cousin twice removed. She got spitroasted and choked on the cum."

 

[Slur Slurries]

He's been cut off just like ralph

Perhaps they both draw too much attention. If you think his patreon makes that much money a month legitimately then I have a beautiful bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

 

[Vibralldo]

Perhaps they both draw too much attention. If you think his patreon makes that much money a month legitimately then I have a beautiful bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

It could also be that Marie's pregnant and Dax doesn't want the child choke slammer whose daughter tested positive anywhere near her or the kid

 

[Yours Truly 2095]

He's had all of those sorts of moments within fucking frames of a single action.
View attachment 7532838The Zonked out,
View attachment 7532836The Sanpaku eyes of Malice,
View attachment 7532839The demonic psycho look,
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He looks like a fucking cartoon character as of late. It's gotten so bad I've added him to my "Uncanny image" collection. He literally looks like the early stages of a full psychotic breakdown.
It's shocking to think this man used to be a respectable individual.

Has it been considered Nick may just have been possessed by a Jamaican djinn?

 

[AnOminous]

Perhaps they both draw too much attention. If you think his patreon makes that much money a month legitimately then I have a beautiful bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

That Patreon is super suspicious, especially at this point.