DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[McSneaks]

Phil just said the developers of that shitty fishing game he played contacted him, thanked him for playing the game, and gave him free DLC. He told them he wasn't going to play the game anymore because it didn't make him enough money.

So surely he said "wow thank you for the generous gift but unfortunately I don't have plans to play this again anytime soon" and didn't accept it right? He definitely didn't immediately snatch it and redeem something he's never going to use just to have it right? That wouldn't make sense

Phil is unique because he isn't a legitimately stupid person

Ok I'm going to need to ask for a citation on this one that's a pretty wild claim

 

[#lurker]

Don't kid yourselves, there are a lot of detractors that do steal his content (RawPhil included, who I like), but Phil would never in a million years go through the hassle of suing. Ignore the part about lawyer fees and other costs (he needs that money, he really really does), the simple stress and management of it alone he would not be able to handle. This guy can't even go to the grocery store once a week without fretting, let alone juggling multiple lawsuits over multiple years. Not happening.

 

[Circus peanut]

I could totally see him not-so-subtly hinting to his braindead supporters that he would love to do all that, but he’s just so totally busy with his business, bills, and real mature adult life, but that if anyone else wanted to on his behalf, that would be totally fine

 

[Twrx]

Y'all are forgetting that a lawyer may call him, and we all know he only does email. Nothing else

 

[neger psykolog]

Don't kid yourselves, there are a lot of detractors that do steal his content (RawPhil included, who I like), but Phil would never in a million years go through the hassle of suing. Ignore the part about lawyer fees and other costs (he needs that money, he really really does), the simple stress and management of it alone he would not be able to handle. This guy can't even go to the grocery store once a week without fretting, let alone juggling multiple lawsuits over multiple years. Not happening.

Plus whenever people accuse him of doing DMCA claims and shit he denies it instead of saying "that nigger is stealing my content". I'm pretty sure he has issued blanket statements about people being able to use his videos but I can't be fucked to find them.

edit: nah it doesn't look like he has. He has issued denials about DMCA claims being from him and shit like that.

 

[Factual OST Aficionado]

Phil is unique because he isn't a legitimately stupid person, he is just so insanely sheltered and uncultured and inexperienced that he doesn't know anything, he is like a brain on default setting, he just has no curiosity so he doesn't ever expand his knowledge, his immediate reaction to getting any new information is to say "what are you talking about, I don't know what you are saying." , and if a game doesnt have a dialogue box to tell him exactly what to do he just goes "how would I know that", because he doesnt have the capacity toward curiosity.

Phil is a [...] RPG text box in human form. Oddly shaped, too.

 

[Dravec]

Anyone still watch TIHYDPs? Anyone got a favorite channel? I like The Outsyder's a lot, his Sekiro TIHYDP has to be one of the funniest TIHYDPs I've ever seen. His Doom Eternal one was pretty good too.

 

[Circus peanut]

Anyone still watch TIHYDPs? Anyone got a favorite channel? I like The Outsyder's a lot, his Sekiro TIHYDP has to be one of the funniest TIHYDPs I've ever seen. His Doom Eternal one was pretty good too.

I don’t really go by creator, just games that I’m familiar with. I have some of the Fallout New Vegas ones bookmarked, the TF2 one, a Minecraft one, the Black Mesa one, etc. The crouch jump in black mesa is probably one of my favorite clips lol

Here’s a playlist with a bunch—

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Here’s another one with a fuckton more—

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[verymuchawful]

it's friday bluds (generative)

 

[Need Help With Tips]

"My joystick is broken! I've barely played on this, I didn't even get it a year ago. Is this seriously representative of the quality levul in the modern day??? A joystick will just break in 6-8 months of use?"
Phillip has realized that the Rolls Royce is not punch-proof after all those SF6 sessions

 

[Ardath]

Ok I'm going to need to ask for a citation on this one that's a pretty wild claim

I mean yeah he is a fucking idiot, I guess what I mean is he did well in school and is at least functional enough to attain post secondary education, so I think he could be a lot better off than he is now if he had an curiosity or drive to learn, it is really amazing how he just needs information handed to him or he cant figure anything out.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Thanks for letting us know that:
1) You know that you mispronounce words
2) It bothers you that we know you do it, and make fun of you for it

Fucking retard.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

God, Jaxx is so pathetic.

"Thank god there were other whales!" Was just Ur future stepdad and lance tonight.

 

[Mature Adult]

"My joystick is broken! I've barely played on this, I didn't even get it a year ago. Is this seriously representative of the quality levul in the modern day??? A joystick will just break in 6-8 months of use?"
Phillip has realized that the Rolls Royce is not punch-proof after all those SF6 sessions

I'm not gaming on them 6 days a week like our dear Phil here, but I've never had any controller break down the way his do. Aside from chucknng them at the wall when I was a kid, I've only had mild stick drift. He must be gripping them super hard and smashing the buttons like a literal ape to get them to wear down this quick.

 

[Telemeter]

Thanks for letting us know that:
1) You know that you mispronounce words
2) It bothers you that we know you do it, and make fun of you for it

Fucking retard.

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3) He watches detractor kahntent. In fact, it's his second largest time sink after WWEC and whoever thinks otherwise is retarded. This was only a small joke on TBS.

And it's so funny how he still failed to pronounce "accessory" correctly, even when he tried to do it normally it only came out as acksessory.

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Was it always receding this hard, lmao? Maybe I'm fooling myself, but I could've sworn she at least had a healthy head of hair.
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It's not really receding as such, It's traction alopecia, common in women who pull their hair back in very tight hairstyles, like cornrows or very tight pony tails, its the reason most black women are bald.

Basically you put your follicles into a lot of stress continuously and eventually they just die.

Not too different from the ones that keep plucking their hair out until it stops growing.

It's self inflicted.

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

I mean yeah he is a fucking idiot, I guess what I mean is he did well in school and is at least functional enough to attain post secondary education, so I think he could be a lot better off than he is now if he had an curiosity or drive to learn, it is really amazing how he just needs information handed to him or he cant figure anything out.

He himself admitted that he had to be on a cocktail of medications to actually do well in school (I'm liable to believe him in this case since there's no way that admitting such a thing would make him look cooler, which is DSP's entire M.O. for doing basically everything in life). The current DSP we have now is someone who hasn't taken his meds (or has been lightly skimming off of Khet's meds) for many years now.

 

[Moar Krabs]

If Phil hired a lawyer it would be one who advertises on the same bus he rides on lol

 

[Telemeter]

He himself admitted that he had to be on a cocktail of medications to actually do well in school (I'm liable to believe him in this case since there's no way that admitting such a thing would make him look cooler, which is DSP's entire M.O. for doing basically everything in life). The current DSP we have now is someone who hasn't taken his meds (or has been lightly skimming off of Khet's meds) for many years now.

Phil is a parrot, he can mindlessly repeat things he hears with the best of them, standardized tests cater to his brand of retardedness.

He can't actually connect abstract concepts in his head, much like urban styles cannot understand per capita. They might understand a nominal amount, they might understand how do division, but combining those concepts to create new data is beyond them.

Same with Phil, he knows how to count, he knows how to divide, but he cannot really understand things like interests beyond its a formula that he used once in a class in college.

 

[Lean In Ban]

Imagine smurfing in a fuckin 20 year old game and trying this hard. Pathetic but not as pathetic as Jaxx. Fuckin bitch

 

[InspiredReviewBrah]

I'm not gaming on them 6 days a week like our dear Phil here, but I've never had any controller break down the way his do. Aside from chucknng them at the wall when I was a kid, I've only had mild stick drift. He must be gripping them super hard and smashing the buttons like a literal ape to get them to wear down this quick.

Memeology has a compilation of him smashing his joystick like an ape. He used to do it on a daily basis when he was playing SF6 regularly. 42 years old at the time he was doing this shit, btw.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0YgXkYc5B4