Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
Imagine his response when they started waxing about their kids and how much they missed them the past few months.
I forgot you actually post here.
Has Nick been throwing any "SHAWNS!" at you as of late now that his mask has entirely slipped off? It seems like he's lashing out at literally everyone but his orbiters and whores. So I'm wondering if he's still seething about you or Legal Mindset outta the blue too.
This is a good reason to have his parental rights terminated, he hates his kids and is a terrible example of a "man" for them.
I still can't fucking believe the legal system gave him back his kids after his youngest tested positive for cocaine. A 9 year old on cocaine. It's just evil levels of neglect.
 
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Runkle of the Bailey landed the first interview of part of Karen Read's defense team (before the networks or even Court TV). 30k watching him and the chat is running like a machinegun.

3 years ago, this would have been Nick
I was just thinking about how Yannetti and Alessi are basically the polar opposites of Nick. They have a work ethic that I can only dream of, they clearly adore their spouses and their children, and they are both testaments to the advantages of living a clean and healthy life. Yannetti is 62 and Alessi is 67. My jaw dropped when I heard that. These guys are approaching their retirement/golden years looking great and absolutely crushing it in their profession, while Nick will probably be dead before 50.
 
Nick "Kayla" has released another victim impact statement about how someone showing a nude photo she posed for to a single person is totally humiliating for a whore that publicly shares photos of her shoving bottles up her ass and this totally isn't Nick trying to get revenge on Aaron for making his whore wife cum better than he can.
Getting married to Nick Rekieta is the most damaging that has ever happened to Kayla's image and reputation. See video below:
I'll do you one better. Behold:

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I'll give Runkle credit. Those lawyers left hours ago and he's still carrying 20,000. Is Nick the only "lawtuber" to not have grown from the Karen Read trial?
You give Nick too much credit he has not just not grown, he has actively lost subscribers and active viewers consistently over the whole trial.
 
He entrenched into it more than Ralph ever was. This is the hard stuff and it's the hard stuff every single fucking day without limits. Ralph's worst drug abuse was with Warski and even they couldn't maintain even a forth of the amount, let alone every day.
Yes. If we go back to the time of the Cokestream last year, he was regularly cancelling streams, several times a week. He didn't seem to think that his behavior was eccentric during the Cokestream and I seem to remember that he also admitted that he accidentally took ketamine after the Cokestream ended.

I would guess that he was at Cokestream levels of fucked-up-ness, or even more fucked up, several times a week for the first half of last year.
 
I do believe that this may be part of Nicks nebulously formed defence strategy in the defamation lawsuit brought by Montagraph.

Nick is leaning into the "insult comedian" and "shock jock" persona to bolster the idea that "it's just jokes, mang". The fact that he is in actuality a thoroughly unpleasant and angry person is just a happy accident.

I hope to still be around to witness the court case when it finally comes to trial in a few decades.
Nick is going to die within these 5 years of probation.
 
Nick is going to die within these 5 years of probation.
There's a chance. I think it's more likely that 5 years of probation will keep him alive for at least that long. Imagine if the judge just dismissed the case instead. Then following Rekieta wouldn't be, "Is he getting divorced?" it would be, "Is he fucking dead?".

That judge saved his life.
 
I don't think nitrous comes in full size and pressure welding style tanks, he probably got a much smaller and lower pressure tank from a party supply store. So party clown level shit.
It does!

What they use to refill the tanks used by drag racers:

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I don’t think it’s actually used for welding though? The cylinders they used to use in dentists offices are pretty big too.
 
3 days since he promised to stream his enlightening thoughts on the Karen Read verdict.

Is this the next 5k Locals gift or 20 Locals streams??

So it would seem now that his "way more important shit going on" all week included not only seething about his ex-boyfriend in any Youtube chat or Xitter thread that would listen, burying court staff with a year of timestamps about alleged pretrial release condition violations, and ghostwriting Kayla's now-second victim impact statement, but also apparently spending almost two hours on the horn with MAPton about all his machinations to influence the sentencing hearing next Wednesday, which we now know Nick and and his slatternly wife will both personally attend and attempt to monopolize according to the loose-lipped weekly nonce roundup earlier today:


I talked to Nick last night for almost two hours, and Kayla and Nick are going to be in that courtroom, and Kayla is going to be reading a victim impact statement. Nick thinks she might not be able to get through it, she's gonna - she's a mess. So, in that case, then a victim advocate will have to come forward and finish this letter, but Aaron is gonna have to sit there in that room while Kayla tells the judge everything this guy has done to her.
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Now knowing this, it could be funny if Mama K, @Tiki Bar Man 2, or any other brave Kiwi court reporters* were to happen to drop by this public hearing in Saint Cloud and memorialize some unforgettable cuck kino. Barring that, while I understand that @Useful_Mistake isn't wild about Imholte coverage generally, this particular instance might be worthy of purchasing a transcript to archive people reading aloud Kayla's "Kayla's" Nick's victim impact statement(s) that had been otherwise inaccessible on MCRO.

As an aside, for anyone confused as to why Mersh of all people is a distinguished guest on the weekly nonce roundup for some reason, Rackets would appear to have sicced him on a broader press tour since he just announced that he will be dodging repo men to also appear before a few hundred viewers on the Pretty Menopausal hambeasts' Saturday show, for some reason. This may be regrettable since he can be a bit of a loose cannon itching for a shower call over this sort of disloyalty:


I don't need Aaron to tell me what a piece of shit Nick is - I follow him on Twitter!
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* - Paging: @Suit Manlet (n/k/a @The Stranger) @luigismanslave @talk talk talk @AzaMacky @The King-In-Chains @“Token” the Neigermiester @Shiny Lapras @Sultan of Silly @Starscream's Loyalty @🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪
 
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What they use to refill the tanks used by drag racers:

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I don’t think it’s actually used for welding though? The cylinders they used to use in dentists offices are pretty big too.
That's not the stuff you inhale. The tank would be the nitrous that you get for whipped cream.
 
That's not the stuff you inhale. The tank would be the nitrous that you get for whipped cream.
It is the same gas… but I googled it, and whaddya know!

“Automotive-grade liquid nitrous oxide differs slightly from medical-grade. A small amount of sulfur dioxide (SO
2) is added to prevent substance abuse.”

Edit; although
“Sulphites may also cause symptoms in non-asthmatic individuals, namely dermatitis, urticaria, flushing, hypotension, abdominal pain and diarrhea”

Maybe Nick was huffing the wrong sort for a while!
 
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The discussions about whether or not Nick was a POS before the drugs are purely academic. At this point he could have been a saint or satan, and he'd still end up the way he is now. Hard drugs specifically fuck up your brain and alter your personality to turn you into a piece of shit.

Lemme break it down:

1. They fuck up your brain's Dopamine system.

Your brain uses Dopamine to regulate emotions and reward you for good or productive behavior. It's why you get out of bed in the morning, why you work hard, try to achieve goals, etc. Lots of things can give and take away Dopamine, but hard drugs like cocaine actively rewire it. Your brain stops producing dopamine for anything other than drug use, and you develop less and less as your tolerance builds up.

You don't do anything productive, because drugs become the only thing that gives you dopamine. Thus, naturally, they become the only important thing.

2. They make you entitled.

As you can imagine, if you're always feeling good all the time, and all your negative feelings are drowned out, you're naturally going to feel special and important, and like you deserve or earned it. Because your brain chemicals are reacting the same way as if you had. Consequentially, the only time you ever feel bad is when someone gets in the way of your high, or tries to remind you of a responsibility. You feel like you just won a trophy and everyone is trying to take it away from you. Imagine if you fell in love with someone and people wanted to pull you apart. That's how fucked up your brain becomes: you feel exactly like that's happening when people tell you to stop being a crackhead.

3. They make you retarded.

Your Pre-Frontal Cortex, Amygdala and Hippocampus are all stunted by hard drug use. These are the parts of your brain that control impulses and emotions, your rational decision making, your ability to contemplate long term consequences, your ability to remember important information, and your ability to concentrate. What kind of person lacks the ability to control those things? A child.

An infant can't regulate emotions, think about long term consequences or make decisions based on rational thought. Those parts of the brain start out fairly inert and become more functional as you grow older. It's what separates children from adults. When you shut these parts of your brain off or otherwise numb them, you lose all of those important skills you need to function as an adult. Therefore, you become mentally retarded.

Nick doesn't have a personality anymore. His personality is "Crackhead." They're all the same because the drug does the same shit to everyone. If he weren't using whippets as a crack substitute, he'd be going through painful, agonizing withdraw and his brain would be forced to rewire itself to function normally again. He's essentially now trapped in a state of self-induced retardation, and because of the whippets, his brain isn't healing.

TL;DR: Nick is a crackhead, and all crackheads are exactly the same until they get clean. He's not getting clean, so he's just a crackhead.
 
He'd be sending images of himself to all of beauty parlor flexing while wearing that Jamaican cuckbeater.
He'll be sending images of his disgusting bod to their husbands. Just like what he did to Mersh. A different angle of his gross bod succubus tattoo a day.

I'll give Runkle credit. Those lawyers left hours ago and he's still carrying 20,000. Is Nick the only "lawtuber" to not have grown from the Karen Read trial?
He's grown a few habits, including lust for The Toe.

What they use to refill the tanks used by drag racers:
Did he buy it for his shitty car? He's already done drag before, let's hope he does racing next and wraps it around a tree.
 
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