💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

  • Total voters
    684
Let me get this straight.

This useless lazy cretin who laments about long haul intercontinental car trips for those DAMN KEEEEEDZ, who didn't deliver the Karen Read verdict stream and spent half an hour to conjure up some sobby histrionic queerseethe LOCALS soliloquy somehow found a video with less than 1000 views from a literally who that's an hour long.

How did he find this video?
He spent all these days profusely searching "Aaron Imholte" on YouTube, didn't he? Talk about psychotic free rent clingy ex vibes.

I will bet 1 KNU that he has Google Alerts setup for Aaron Imholte. What's the gayest thing you've ever encountered? This skelly is over a thousand times that.

Somehow people laughing at him are the histrionic ones.
The video if anyone cares:
Pretty Antisocial is in the comments, and people are referencing Melton covering him

He seems to be one of Melton's pedoverse retards who hate Aaron for being a child abusing liar, but think Nick's a great guy that "just fell on hard times" and "will make a comeback"
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Claims he lives in Juneau, Alaska if anyone cares to do some digging
 
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In other news, and likely already noted in the legal thread.
Nick and big-brain Marc Randazza withdrew their Anti-SLAPP argument against Montegraph.
All that huffing and puffing for barely more than a breeze!
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So far its Hardship Hardin 1 : 0 Retard Randazza
Now the case will have to proceed to discovery and eventually Nick writing a big fat check.
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Nick probably didn’t want this on the record. where Retard Randazza outright admits that Montegraph had a positive online reputation, undermining his own claim that Montegraph’s character was already ruined and couldn’t be defamed.
Also his attempted Anti-SLAPP motion was fucking massive, at Randazza's rates he just pissed likely over ten thousand dollars into the wind.
 
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Nick’s children should have gotten to read their own victim impact statements at his sentencing. Nick will screech about supposed embarrassment he and his wife have suffered thanks to their own poor choices, but continues to subject his children to far worse on a daily basis.

Then the kids should be allowed to flip the switch on Old Sparky, get rid of this homo and end their long nightmare.
 
Also his attempted Anti-SLAPP motion was fucking massive, so he just pissed likely over ten thousand dollars into the wind.

Nick forcing his lawyer to write up a bunch of bullshit so bad it didn't even need to get denied, but was withdrawn, is fantastic fun.

Randazza doesnt care as long as the check clears.

Edit: even odds they attempt it again later, which will of course need to be a brand new filing, which or course will run Nick several grand again.
 
In other news, and likely already noted in the legal thread.
Nick and big-brain Marc Randazza withdrew their Anti-SLAPP argument against Montegraph.
All that huffing and puffing for barely more than a breeze!
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So far its Hardship Hardin 1 : 0 Retard Randazza
Now the case will have to proceed to discovery and eventually Nick writing a big fat check.
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Nick probably didn’t want this on the record. where Retard Randazza outright admits that Montegraph had a positive online reputation, undermining his own claim that Montegraph’s character was already ruined and couldn’t be defamed.
Also his attempted Anti-SLAPP motion was fucking massive, so he just pissed likely over ten thousand dollars into the wind.
>Get trial derailed and drive up costs
>"oopsie doodle we withdraw without prejudice so we can pull this move again later"
>Randazza cashes another Bob & Celeste check

Beautiful
 
>Randazza cashes another Bob & Celeste check
At this point i wouldnt be surpirsed if some internt there were delegated to deal with Nick and Randaza just shows up in person/on calls to cash in the cheks, he does looks like someone who could smell how easy he can string Nick out of more money if they'll humor his retardation and put minimal effort (not even showing up to the call is probably even bellow the minimum).
 
It seems like if you knowingly participate in the taking of naked images of yourself, you lose some expectations for privacy... but I haven't really thought it through.
I feel like if you're married with five kids and find yourself over at Aaron Imholte's basement posing nude for him just off camera while he live streams "The Steel Toe Morning Show" you should lose all rights to the image
In my opinion, if you willingly pose for/send the nude, it's no longer yours and the person you sent them to can do with them as they see fit. No different than giving someone a gift. If you are concerned they might spread it around or give it someone else, don't fucking do it to begin with. Simple solution, but it requires personal accountability which is kryptonite to certain demographics.

You guys aren't distinguishing between your own moral views and what the law actually says.

There were pages and pages of extensive discussion on this back when Aaron was charged (and probably at other points as well).

Taking or sharing your nudes with an intimate does not waive your expectation of privacy for those images. In fact, those kinds of images are presumptively private. Your opinions about Kayla's character, the fact that she was a married woman involved with a married man, that she's a bad mother, a benzoed zombie, or a doormat, or the fact she posted herself in lingerie or a back shot of her at Hedo with her top off does not change her reasonable expectations of photos taken by or shared with a lover. Afaik Aaron hasn't even contested that the photo he sent Geno was a private photo. It was; and it was reasonable for her to expect he wouldn't share it with someone she didn't consent to receiving it.

That said, he didn't post it online or share it with a wide group of people. Moreover, Geno did nothing with it; the photo has not been made public at all. So unlike the usual RP situation that involves widespread dissemination, this was a one-off, and - informally since he didn't testify - it went no further, so actual harm is so minimal that that 1 KNU fine seems completely appropriate.

It is rich that Nick is so knight in shining armor now for the wife he "really likes" (almost as much as he "really likes" April...almost), when his own actions and gross public lusting after April (and you know what he's publicly said is the tip of the iceberg) have degraded and, in a sane world, should shame Kayla far more than Aaron being a dumb fuck idiot and - for whatever ill-considered reason - sharing whatever picture that came from a time or circumstance that was intended to be personal. Aaron hasn't done a millionth of the harm to Kayla that Nick's (and her own, but let's keep it to others) behavior and feelings have done.

Taking a step back and hearing Nick's meh-level "I know I hurt people" alongside his blind rage and resentment, and his hellbent-for-leather revenge ideation (and actions) toward/ to Aaron, it suggests that Nick has some idea that a married person has an exalted right to harm their spouse, no consequences but the personal ones. That is definitionally disordered thinking and a very skewed sense of human worth and relationships.

Feminism being dogshit how surprising. Kayla is the product of feminism.
Kayla has nothing to do with feminism, of any flavor,
 
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I mean its honestly a solid argument about why Nick and Kayla's "damages" are total BS lawfare

"This CokeSkelly coordinated the mass migrations of a fat chomo, who lusted after my daughter, and his key ball washers to stalk me."

“I see. Mr Imholte, are these “stalker balldo washers” in the room with us right now?”

A: “yes actually”
 
Has this been noticed yet? Some Aaron alog on Twitter says there's now a third victim impact statement.

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The third impact statement is from Geno and it reads as follows:
Aaron subjected me to Kayla Rekieta's nude body without my consent. No man should ever have to witness something so vile. For his crimes, I recommend nothing less than Aaron's immediate execution. Thank you.
 
These screenshots read like an actual manic person who's just one more bad day away from going full Chris Benoit. LIke yeah, benoit, broken record, bla bla but seriously, this is the worst he's ever seemed and he's actually articulate in these tweets.
"His victim". He talks about his WIFE like that, like holy shit. This kinda stopped being funny a while ago, but now we're far into the territory of "someone near them has to put a stop to this before he hurts somebody other than himself."
He's clearly hinging his entire "mental health stability" on aaron getting prison/jail time, ANY. Look at that autistic fervor in calculating EXACTLY the punishment Aaron "Should" receive. Seriously, who thinks like this, about anyone? Even no one here is that unhinged when talking Rekieta's details.
 
So Nick is saying NO MATTER WHAT, Aaron will get sentenced to jail time. I look forward to tomorrow, where that doesn't happen and Nick is wrong again.
He’s really pinning everything on Aaron being punished isn’t he. This nigga is going to have a complete mental breakdown if it doesn’t go his way.
 
Has this been noticed yet? Some Aaron alog on Twitter says there's now a third victim impact statement.

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So, Nick's been obsessively calculating exactly how many days in jail, how many hours of community service, and how much money Aaron will pay in each scenario he has planned in his head to the point he's missed doing his job because of it. I've been alogging Nick for a while, and even I think this is a bit unnerving.

And who are the "other people" he has lined up to sue Aaron that isn't him or Kayla the whore?

He's just gonna murder Aaron if he's found to have not violated the terms, isn't he?
 
Nick crying "harassment" when all he and his pedophile boyfriends only internet career is harassing dying people and aaron.
 
I feel like if you're married with five kids and find yourself over at Aaron Imholte's basement posing nude for him just off camera while he live streams "The Steel Toe Morning Show" you should lose all rights to the image

I've been trying to figure out why in fuck's name Nick would invite a paedophile to come and be a spectator to his wife's public humiliation, in which she's forced to acknowledge showing her breasts to somebody else's husband while he attempts to work, while her own Christian husband snorts coke, neglects the kids and attempts to bang a Minnesota 5 skank while he struggles with erectile dysfunction.

The only possible thing I could come up with is this: he's terrified. He's shit scared that the Toe is going to bear down on him with his Louisville Slugger and he won't know whether to embrace it or to run. Presumably he's hoping Melton will be able to adequately satisfy our wife prior to the hearing, and that might stiffen her resolve somewhat, preventing her from breaking down and admitting that Aaron was her one true love and the only man who has ever satisfied her, but I think he's more worried about himself than he is Kayla.

So his plan is that if Aaron does approach him in an attempt to confront him about his behaviour, he'll be able to mince behind the obese paedophile in the hope that Porky will provide some cover from the blows that the Pugilist would be raining down on his head (which I think is how this plays out in his fevered homo-erotic court room fantasy.)

Then, after Aaron has beaten him into a pulp, he sweeps him up in his arms, admits, 'It was never Kayla. It was only ever you, Chaos.' And the pair of them ride off into the sunset, Brokeback Mountain style, leaving Kayla to her benzos and Melton to 'take care' of Nick's children (if you know what I mean and I think you do.)
 
At this point i wouldnt be surpirsed if some internt there were delegated to deal with Nick and Randaza just shows up in person/on calls to cash in the cheks, he does looks like someone who could smell how easy he can string Nick out of more money if they'll humor his retardation and put minimal effort (not even showing up to the call is probably even bellow the minimum).
Tbh I wouldn't even be surprised if the whole thing is malice masquerading as incompetence. I.e., file a completely frivolous motion to derail and delay the case, then withdraw it when it's challenged for blatantly obvious reasons, to take advantage of the safe harbor for when the frivolous motion is withdrawn before the ruling on sanctions, while saving this stunt to be pulled again.

I'm really not buying that Randazza is so retarded he didn't know the hearing was on and no-showed out of "I'm a poor little retard" reasons and filed a patently frivolous motion with no basis in law that just has the oh-so-convenient side effect of completely derailing the timetable.
 
Am I the only one looking forward to the circus that this hearing is going to be? I feel like I'm winning no matter what the outcome is.
There is probably going to be no circus in the hearing. I imagine the judge will have little patience for allowing nonsense but will also be very hesitant to distributing punishments willy-nilly unless some audience member starts acting very retarded, then THAT person might in trouble.

Here's my prediction:

Defendant and prosecution teams sit down.
Nick makes some intolerable smug face and smuckles chugly from the audience's bench, judge ignores his presence entirely because this fucking moron just keeps creating endless amount of pointless work for the court and making the county a laughing stock for the entirely world every time he does anything.
Prosecution: "We'd like to do the victim statement"
Defense lawyer: "Objection your ho..."
Judge: "Denied, do the victim statement."
Kayla: words words words, either no real emotion or obvious fake emotion
Judge: "Alright, Aaron will pay her one KNU. That's all. We're done here."
Prosecution: "Objection, your honor he needs to be taught a les..."
Judge: "Denied. We're done here. Now everyone fuck off from my sight. If there is any further dispute between the Imholtes and the Rekietas I kindly recommend you sort it out with deadly force among yourselves."
 
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