Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[CatharticShitHead]

Funny how Jason tries to seem chivalrous about his involvement with the gaming industry by saying he does his work for minimum wage.



These websites are always somewhat bullshit, but the fact of the matter is that Jason is getting twitch money ranging from $19k to $47k. Every month on the 15th. Now if Jason has to pay out whoever's helping him with streams, and developing, that's fine but it still begs the question. With this money, the money he got from kickstarter way back when, and whatever money he gets from people buying heartbound:


What the fuck is your budgeting, Jason? You're making a fucking PIXEL ART GAME THAT HAS PEOPLE DOING FETCH QUESTS, AND PUZZLES MADE FOR 6 YEAR OLDS, with such unique mechanics like mini games for boss fights, a talking quirky dog, and "hopeful" messaging given out by random npcs. It's obviously trying to be fucking undertale but it doesn't get what made undertale actually a good game. This is a game that mind you isn't finished yet and people are still funding the development of. Which means to even the most brain dead retard that yes, Jason, you are doing the same thing as live service games. You are promising them a game, a game that you've been working on for 8 years and it isn't finished but you're still making money off of it like a live service game. You're only missing palette swap cosmetics.

Ross would never attack your character but I sure as shit will with a quote from him. "Taking money without a plan is a grift". If you had a plan, the game would be out already. You're a fucking grifter, at least hold onto your balls and admit it instead of trying to bullshit everyone that you're the heckin wholesome dev working on minimum wage while working with Ludwig, one of the most famous people on the internet.

 

[Officer Douche]

Ah shit, look who it is. Doubling down. (sorry for the white, on different computer atm) T/A
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Muh "gets paid minimum wage"
Probably just wants to be the ideas guy for shitty indie games to stroke his ego, he already has youtube money and corporate funding.

Even when he tries to be the heckin wholesome down to earth "just like you" joe rogan game dev he comes off as disingenuous. This guy can't help his disgusting personality leaking through everything he does, he's always a snobby dickhead.

 

[twinArmageddons]

malds lying again directly to ross again
L / A

 

[FrogMinutes]

How is it real. It reads like PR write up for some company.

fucking look at him
look at his face and tell me he's capable turning off the PR speak:


you know how 80% of people are incapable of a internal monologue?
Mald is the .00001% of people who have a internal Monologue PR manager in their head.
his thoughts have to follow TOS that his Parietal part of his fucking head just made up.

If you asked him to describe life.
he'd describe it as a live service.

 

[It's just my art style]

I shouldn't be, especially with Mald, but I'm always impressed and surprised by people's inability to just fucking stop and shut the fuck up, to let go of the NEED to have the last word. He could EASILY just shut the fuck up and this would probably go away.
As an aside, we're about to hit 44k sigs today and rainbow me all you want but this is one hell of a hope shot in the arm.

 

[twinArmageddons]

more downplaying (LYING since aiden got archives geg)
L / A

 

[Zeftax]

Speaking of lacking in skills, I kind of want to see whether the average kiwi on here is actually smarter than mald?

Spoiler: my guesses

1: It is in the second box (white). Third one is false because "shortest" is longer than "longest" and it is not in the first because it does not contain "a"
2: It is in the blue box. The white box is full liar, blue box tells the whole truth, black box tells one lie (the gems are in a box with a false statement) and one truth (the gems are in the blue box). This one I had to go over twice LOL, it got me because I forgot the black box can lie.
3: Fuck, I keep switching between white and blue as they boil down to the same thing in the end, I am trying to find the difference and always forget the justification the moment I make up my mind. Black is definitely the full liar, but I just cannot decide who has the whole truth (and thus does not have the gems). An easy copout would be to say that both are true and the gems are in the black box, which is not prevented by either - but I don't feel like this resolves the "paradox" I feel here.

edit:

Puzzle 3: Im assuming that both the statetments on the black box are not true, which means the top statetment of the white box is true while the bottom one is not. The left box has all true statetments, this way all conditions are met and the gems are in the middle box

Spoiler: reply

"both the statements on the white box are true" not being true is not the same as "both statements on the white box are untrue", I do agree that the black box is all lies (otherwise top of white one would not be true, and both the other boxes have at least one requirement for it to be true - so if it were false no box could be fully true), but I do not think you can take out its second statement with what the black box says, unless I'm retarded (which I evidently am since I couldn't solve it.

Honestly those are quite harder than I would expected. I ain't even sure if I did them right.

Could you please answer my question I posed in the reply above?

Spoiler: concise

How did you come to the conclusion that the second statement on the white box must be false?

 

[canalCrab]

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malds lying again directly to ross again
L / A

It'd be VERY funny if those vods were to re-surface. But it'd require making those archives somehow palatable to the normies.

Edit: whoops https://archive.org/details/piratesoftware-on-stopkillinggames-eci-01

fucking look at him
look at his face and tell me he's capable turning off the PR speak:
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you know how 80% of people are incapable of an internal monologue?
Mald is the .00001% of people who have an internal PR manager Monologue in their head.
his thoughts have to follow TOS that his Parietal part of his fucking head just made up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanpaku

While I have an inner monologue, I also have aphantasia (no minds eye)

 

[NoReturn]

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more downplaying (LYING since aiden got archives geg)
L / A

(Hi twitter, by the way, I see you guys.)

 

[twinArmageddons]

Mald is claiming internet outage once again

so true thomas
L 2 / A 2

 

[CatharticShitHead]

was privated by the uploader.

Bad news for us. Or perhaps a gotcha? I doubt it.

Clicking on it presents me with "removed" by the uploader. So Jason says on Xitter that he deleted the VODs because they were filled with heckin hate and slurs. But then why did he lie and say it was initially because of an internet outage? Better yet, why did Jason private these VODs and when asked about it BY ROSS, he goes "Well erm uh, Twitch and Youtube auto delete shit going on longer than 11 hours and 55 minutes". If we trust @Aidan and I do, Jason first privated the VODs and THEN deleted them but when asked about it he went around in circles. Why? Why not just fucking say, "I deleted them because of SKG people".

 

[Aidan]

Uploaded on Rumble and Odysee.


Can you upload the audio you got to Files.vc or Gofile? The reason I'm asking is this:

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@I mean I'm just saying's VOD is 9:28:35

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Twitchtracker says that the stream was going for 9 hours and 30 minutes.

Is your version the same as @I mean I'm just saying's or is it longer than 9:28:35?

I forgot I had a copy on another drive. The audio I have is 9:28:35. It's 560MB so for now I've uploaded it on gofile, I'll try compressing it and getting it up here for redundancy but the VOD is fine as far as I can tell.

https://gofile.io/d/BjxA9g

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Ah shit, look who it is. Doubling down.

broad

LMAO, looks like Fagtree has seen Harmful's video at least. I need an entire stack of top hats to survive the "iT's TeChNiCalLy ImPosSiBlE!!!!11111" though. No, Mald, you fucking retarded faggot, it's only impossible FOR YOU, now shut the fuck up and go finish your shitty "game" you dumbfuck.

 

[Lupin The Turd]

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Mald is claiming internet outage once again
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so true thomas
L 2 / A 2

He always seems to respond only to the most combative replies in an effort for easy dunks. Never engages with actual challenging criticism of his opinion. Which is funny; he'll give these randos the limelight but just absolutely REFUSES to properly engage with Ross because 'muh cynical language'.

 

[twinArmageddons]

hidden ross tweet that i almost missed i think
But hey mald saw it too

L 2 / A 2

 

[Tin Foil Hatter]

These websites are always somewhat bullshit, but the fact of the matter is that Jason is getting twitch money ranging from $19k to $47k

My mother told me growing up that there is no future in playing video games. Yet here i am making less money working than people who play video games on twitch or kick. Granted maybe that's part of the grift where he shows up as this "hecken awesome furfaggot dev and you should totally subscribe to him!" Well Gabe Newell, in one of the most underrated quotes of the century said it best: "Don't ever, ever try to lie to the internet — because they will catch you." Well this faggot got caught.

 

[Aidan]

Bad news for us. Or perhaps a gotcha? I doubt it.View attachment 7556110
Clicking on it presents me with "removed" by the uploader.

Oh I admittedly didn't read it again. Egg on my face but not an out for Mald since the only difference is he removed it. We have the VOD already, he's lying.
Losing internet mid-stream does not suddenly remove the VOD, a streamer I've followed has had constant internet issues when traveling and what happens is the VOD ends when the internet cuts out or there is a jump to when they reconnect and it resumes the stream.

 

[MoarTard]

hidden ross tweet that i almost missed i think
But hey mald saw it too
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L 2 / A 2

Goddamn! Mald is digging himself deeper as we speak!

 

[twinArmageddons]

Hope that's helpful!

L / A

 

[Shekel Puff]

hidden ross tweet that i almost missed i think
But hey mald saw it too
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L 2 / A 2

Mald, you're a faggot. There. It's the third time I said it today. An achievement of some kind.