Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[carl9987]

Gonna have to disagree, it's a Aaron L, but it's also a Nick L because this all happened from the wife swapping. This is a Kiwi W, because we aren't these people, we just get to sit back and laugh.

It’s a philosophical question. Is it a L if your wife gets fucked by a low level radio loser but only you actually watched it? Schrodinger’s Cuck really

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm not impressed by the guy but it was kind of Aaron's job not to fuck around with conditions of release even slightly. And it was Aaron's choice to prefer milking "content" out of the situation instead of getting a restraining order.

A judge in some 15-20 minute hearing doesn't want to hear about a bunch of Internet bullshit but if you put a restraining order in front of their snoot that they can look at showing the scumbag crying crocodile tears about you in fact is the one stalking you, they can't just ignore it.

And hey, if he could admit to Nick eating his goo, it might even be a Domestic Violence Restraining Order because they're ex-lovers.

It's a bullshit change, but Aaron, much like Nick, was warned multiple times about what would happen.

He was told to get a restraining order and stop talking about the case but he wouldn't listen and now he's reaping what he sewed because he just had to make content about it.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It's a bullshit change, but Aaron, much like Nick, was warned multiple times about what would happen.

He was told to get a restraining order and stop talking about the case but he wouldn't listen and now he's reaping what he sewed because he just had to make content about it.

the CAHNTENT and numbers was too good for him. And funnily it wasn't that many numbers.

 

[Sneed Force One]

If an amateur shock jock host fucks your wife, but you never acknowledge it, did it ever happen?
or alternatively,
If a basement-tier radio hack screws your wife and you stay silent, did it happen—or did you just quietly sit in the cuck chair?

the CAHNTENT and numbers was too good for him. And funnily it wasn't that many numbers.

This is ultimately Aaron's downfall. The need to cover Rekieta invited this to happen.
Well, what can we expect, he's a lolcow for a reason.

 

[Chibitzen]

Geno is on with Kevin Brennan, just expect more stupidity

And now Kanoe.

I'm enjoying the fact that the only drama they can talk about right now are residuals. The only reason Aaron is even noteworthy is because he was too dumb to not to get too close to the fumes when Rekieta's life burnt up in flames after not pulling up. "Ooh! An abandoned couch by the street caught fire! I wonder what's going to catch fire next!"

 

[The Wokest]

No bodycam footage ever.
Spaghetti-Os nemesis defeated and jailed.
All other enemies soon to be proven wrong and smited.
Law loicense soon to be reacquired.
Lolcow status vanquished.

I think this calls for a nice and spicy celebratory trip to Jamaica, this time with 2 hoes to double enjoy his favorite resort!
DTPN!

 

[Vibralldo]

the CAHNTENT and numbers was too good for him. And funnily it wasn't that many numbers.

Aaron went all the way up from 10 viewers to 15. Definitely worth the $5,000 and risk of more jail time.

 

[Chibitzen]

A well-adjusted Kiwi can take the highs and lows. Every good drama has a journey. A delusional Rekieta is an entertaining Rekieta.
And remember, Nick is subject to the Law of the Sektur. "Every W returns a L of equal or greater magnitude".

We went a long time without having many basic speculations confirmed. It was well worth the ride and so there's no reason to be greedy.

 

[not william stenchever]

Aaron must be sacrificed to the content gods

It's what he would have wanted.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

We really need to do a Greene County Health Department with Nick as Chris.

Audio for full version is ready, just have to figure out the AI face swap.

I'M DONE WORKING ON IT!

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

'Its a W for Nick' in that Aaron is a retard who now needs to rework a plea deal that will still probably be minor, but hopefully the dumbass learned his lesson and shuts the hell up and skates by with minimal fines in October.


Otherwise, Nick gets nothing. In no way has this improved Nick's life and when the fleeting high of a monentary triuph fades, he'll just keep crashing out even harder. It provides no actual closure or advantage to him.

Nick would be better to also shut the fuck up about Aaron.

 

[carl9987]

We can do it, Kiwibros! Let’s reach 10k pages, lets go!

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick has mysteriously deleted his tweets from today. The ones about there being "another win for the toe" and "Aaron's better living in fantasy than reality"

Trying to play the victim?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

No bodycam footage ever.
Spaghetti-Os nemesis defeated and jailed.
All other enemies soon to be proven wrong and smited.
Law loicense soon to be reacquired.
Lolcow status vanquished.

I think this calls for a nice and spicy celebratory trip to Jamaica, this time with 2 hoes to double enjoy his favorite resort!
DTPN!

And have a line of Jamaicans run a train in Kayla's clown car vagina before driving to Milwaukee to fart in Niki Tomlinson's vagina.

 

[dustnight]

This is the explanation I received..

So wait a second let me get this straight, you're telling me the only 'W' that Balldo has right now is the one The Toe was gracious enough to grant him?

Spoiler: oh no no no no

That's rite BISH my wifes bull said I WON if you wanna know the truth about it!!

 

[Swole McPole]

Nobody's ever sharing the titty pics of this fat munter, that's for damn sure.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

This is his MO, I used to watch his show (I was a teenager, sue me, it was almost 20 years ago now.) and his basic tactic is to find someone people know, hang around them for a while, and then fuck them over when he realizes that he's becoming unbearable. It's like leap-frogging but instead of making friends he leap-frogs to his next victim. and every time he does he gets a bunch of attention from a new audience, as is happening now. The attention doesn't need to be positive, he just needs it.

As an example of this, one of the first bits he would do on his show back in 2007 was called "the bad podcast of the week", in which he would simply pick the podcast with the most viewers (they were all consolidated on a single platform back then) and simply tear into them until they were forced to respond on their own show, thus getting him attention. That's all he's doing with Nick, and nick is a fucking retard for not seeing it. Melton is incapable of having friends, it's just now how his brain works.

So basically like how trolls used to catfish Chris Chan. Or in other words, "pretend to be the weird kid's friend so you can pick on him." Except he's a grown ass man and the 'weird kid' is a married father struggling with drug addiction and malignant personality problems.

 

[break these cuffs]

Nick has mysteriously deleted his tweets from today. The ones about there being "another win for the toe" and "Aaron's better living in fantasy than reality"

Trying to play the victim?

Nah, he's a rat and his whiskers are twitching. HRO coming down the pike for him? Something of that nature. People contacting his PO? Nick wouldn't give up his gloating.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nah, he's a rat and his whiskers are twitching. HRO coming down the pike for him? Something of that nature. People contacting his PO? Nick wouldn't give up his gloating.

That would require Aaron acting in his best interest

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

17 pages to go. Be funny if this is what gets him to 10k.
I wanted it to be the bodycam, but all good things come in time