DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Squatty Potty said:
Clownmode is one of Phil's worst career moves. You can only tolerate that shit if you're Derich/Jayde levels of stupid. I don't even think most of the whales watch it, they just drive by tip then leave.
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He's like a little kid when they unwrap a new toy. I call it the Day 1 Yap. He applies it for those poor souls that are looking for the new game and happen to find his stream. They don't know that 80% of the time he has the face of an angry, retarded Bulldog. Its always fake positivity or the dreaded "whalecome home" while eye-fuxking the viewcount.
The worst part (aside from the forced jokes) is when he wastes time moving around and trying out all the controls for no reason. I mean it's pointless because he'll forget the controls or complain about dropped inputs in the next stream. Though one in particular happened in Sekiro with the "STAHP THIS" rant that was a combo of both forced joke and a display of his inability to retain info so he can "just get to da game, godamnit!"
It cannot be stressed enough how this chud preys on day one gameplay
 
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Phil: "I love the story of Death Stranding 2."
Also, Phil: "I don't remember the story of the first game at all."

Also, he decided to namedrop Rad Brad, as a dent mentioned him. Even as far as going "Rad Brad gets hundreds of thousands of views, for some bizarre fucking reason." Hmmm, gee let me think. Maybe, JUST maybe, his fans actually find him entertaining and informative? While your slop is filled with jealously and vile, along scanning chat every few seconds hoping and praying a Jayde or OIC comes in and gives you their SSI check? No, it can't be that. Phil, you're filled with such positivity and a complete joy to be around (Sarcasm).
Whaler said:
The only time he's wrong is in the future when he needs to retcon it either for money or to play the victim, and even then when he admits he was wrong, he's still somehow correct you just don't understand how the real world works.
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That's just pig logic, my dude. Shower is broken and spending $300 on a gaming accessory instead of putting money aside to get that shower fixed? Well, that's good logic. Spending $300 on a fight stick instead of Jasper's bloodwork? That's just good business sense, dood. Also, Jasper isn't sick. The vet is just being a money grubbin' asshole trying to nickel and dime Phil, dood. Also, Khat wants to get a dog, but they're gonna wait until Jasper dies first. Yes, he actually said that. Phil gets caught in another lie? Let future Phil worry about that, now where's that $1600 tip?
 
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At least two of the contributors today (Omega_Sauce/Ian S and T0b1maru) are European. There's probably only like five contributors total, since "DSP is The Goat" (OIC) is trying to artificially make DSP seem organically supported by only donating $9.99 at a time (It took me 2 seconds to scroll back in the stream and find another $9.99 superchat from him).

2025 seems to really be shaping up as the the Year of the European Dents (witty name TBD).

Edit: Lisa Lou with a whopping FIFTY DOLLAR TIP! We hit the goal and felted the trolls....all thanks to 3 people who donated 80% of the money on a stream where he's bitching the moment he deals with in-game combat.
 
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CannedBacon said:
At this point I don't think he'll ever get demonized/suspended from yt. It would've happened already
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almost certain that yt has something set up such that his channel is completely ignored on their end due to the sheer number of false reports he's gotten over the years. he could probably murder kat live and last at least another 72 hours before yt does anything about it.
 
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Elite Kipchak said:
almost certain that yt has something set up such that his channel is completely ignored on their end due to the sheer number of false reports he's gotten over the years. he could probably murder kat live and last at least another 72 hours before yt does anything about it.
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That, plus they make a decent chunk off of his dents.
 
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It shouldn't shock me at this point but I am genuinely surprised at how bad Phil is at spending money even.
This Steam Sale Stream (a concept alone I find absurd even for him) is so fucking painful. Chat is literally yelling at him explaining to him how DLC bundles work for Truck Sim.
I cannot believe it is this bad.
 
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CannedBacon said:
At this point I don't think he'll ever get demonized/suspended from yt. It would've happened already
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I've mentioned this before, but YT has much higher bars than Twitch and StreamLabs (high enough that gooner memes sometimes stay for years and Mega Chud playthroughs stay longer than the game itself on itch.io) even with UN pajeets running the gamut and DSP is nowhere near insane enough to warrant a total suspension before SideScrollers and Turkey Tom anyways.

His pre-end of 2023 behavior is not enough to warrant a suspension period. His behavior after that would likely do him in after 3 to 4 years. Note that Twitch and Machinima tolerated him for around 5 years before they decided to take action.
 
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CannedBacon said:
At this point I don't think he'll ever get demonized/suspended from yt. It would've happened already
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I think YT simply doesn't care because of how long he's been on the platform they probably get thousands of reports about his account and they just ignore it. Kick probably wont ban him either since its its own little cesspool but only time will tell there.
 
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