- Joined
- Dec 27, 2021
He's like a little kid when they unwrap a new toy. I call it the Day 1 Yap. He applies it for those poor souls that are looking for the new game and happen to find his stream. They don't know that 80% of the time he has the face of an angry, retarded Bulldog. Its always fake positivity or the dreaded "whalecome home" while eye-fuxking the viewcount.Clownmode is one of Phil's worst career moves. You can only tolerate that shit if you're Derich/Jayde levels of stupid. I don't even think most of the whales watch it, they just drive by tip then leave.
The worst part (aside from the forced jokes) is when he wastes time moving around and trying out all the controls for no reason. I mean it's pointless because he'll forget the controls or complain about dropped inputs in the next stream. Though one in particular happened in Sekiro with the "STAHP THIS" rant that was a combo of both forced joke and a display of his inability to retain info so he can "just get to da game, godamnit!"
It cannot be stressed enough how this chud preys on day one gameplay