Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chode]

Nick talking about his suspected pinched nerve/herniated disc in his spine. He said he woke up and couldn't remember how to walk. The doctor says he thinks it's physical:

I would say it's nitrous but I don't know the residual damage of whatever else he was on before.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick talking about his suspected pinched nerve/herniated disc in his spine. He said he woke up and couldn't remember how to walk. The doctor says he thinks it's physical:
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I would say it's nitrous but I don't know the residual damage of whatever else he was on before.

Lol nick crippling himself from nitrous abuse is perfect

A paraplegic skeleton

Keep huffing, Nick!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Nick talking about his suspected pinched nerve/herniated disc in his spine. He said he woke up and couldn't remember how to walk. The doctor says he thinks it's physical:
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I would say it's nitrous but I don't know the residual damage of whatever else he was on before.

Dude has been abusing so many drugs and likely still abusing them that he’s falling apart. He might die before Jim.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Nick talking about his suspected pinched nerve/herniated disc in his spine. He said he woke up and couldn't remember how to walk. The doctor says he thinks it's physical:
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Did the Stoney's owner choke-slam him?

 

[CoomerTine]

Nick is only interested in the part of the Karen Reed trial where it's likely Karen and the cops involved were all swingers, lol

He really did try the fuck Karen Reads murder trial I wanna talk sex cult stuff

Until he realized it’s not actually a sex cult and Turtleboy would find his sexual escipades weird

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Nick talking about his suspected pinched nerve/herniated disc in his spine. He said he woke up and couldn't remember how to walk. The doctor says he thinks it's physical:
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I would say it's nitrous but I don't know the residual damage of whatever else he was on before.

That shirt is gay as fuck combined with the balding and sweaty look it isn't working for you sweaty

 

[Optavia Sales Rep]

Nick talking about his suspected pinched nerve/herniated disc in his spine. He said he woke up and couldn't remember how to walk.

That's a bold-faced lie. A slipped disc hurts and engaging the muscles in the lower back make it hurt worse, but you don't lose sensation or "forget" how to move. In my case, intermittent walking was the only thing that lessened the sciatic nerve pain. It was SITTING that hurt like a motherfucker.

 

[Melty Butter]

Rekieta Notables: Dr. Turtleboy - Aiden Kearney - On Karen Read Verdict And Pending Trial​

- 19 min late, 350 waiting
- Top YT live viewership: 2600
- Told Kearny about his absence from streaming: "My life took a substantial pause so I could be retarded"
- Wasn't aware that the Read defense asked for the DUI charge (I cannot tell you how stupid it is that he didn't know that)
- Played a Supertip calling Judge Bev a "cunt"; Aiden looked a little shocked
- Kayla is obsessed with rubber duckies and glues them to things
- Discussed his CPS case; repeated the story that in the judge's chambers someone said that they didn't like what he said online
- Accused Kearney of having a sex cult as a joke
- More swinging projection in the K Read case to explain O'Keefe's death
- Ended interview with "may the sex cult be prosperous"
- Said that he's"terrified" of falling down considering his age
- Mentioned the drama of yesterday but doesn't want to discuss it on the show
- Read part of this Fortune article as a defense of Supertips: "I was right."

- Seemed confused by this Supertip concerning Megan Fox

- Hasn't felt well for 3 weeks. He has a pinched nerve or a herniated disk in his back. He woke up recently and "couldn't remember how to walk". He's going to get a full spinal MRI. He said that's why he wasn't focused on the K Read trial.
- Joked that his recent haircut has required that he part his hair on the left side which means he's evil
- Considering getting a Co-Pilot PC due to it's AI capabilities
- Admitted that he got confused about the Keanu Supertip when he was yelling at her
- Trying to work out a summer streaming schedule considering his community service requirement that he must fulfill
- Admitted he forget to ask Kearney about a witness, then lost his train of thought when discussing TOR and Onion
- Watched a couple minutes of the Karen Read verdict
- Had another guest booked for tonight to follow Kearney but they weren't able to make it (he seemed very awkward about why the person dropped out)
- There was an odd chat outpouring of emotion for CGoody at the end. (Unprompted. Not sure why it happened.)

 

[holyhandgrenade]

guy who sees a chiropractor regularly has back problems I am very surprised

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

BallDoGo

Google.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Over 10k pages lmao Null "Nick isn't going to be in the LCOTY running".

For all the people dissapointed that Nick got a W, just remember both are lolcows so the funniest outcome is maximum milk from both sides.

I want a Rekieta v. Imholte court case that goes up to SCOTUS to defined the value of a KNU (if the fine is a 1st, 4th amendment violation), if Aaron and Rekieta are cucks, a writ of mandamus for Kayla, if Nick's gayops are a violation of the confrontation clause of the 6th amendment, if it consituted jury tampering, and finally revenge porn under the 1st amendment.

 

[AnOminous]

random.txt suggestion

Also sure Rekieta. Sure.

If he was afraid of anything, it was getting AIDS from the obvious fruit.

 

[Vibralldo]

2 former lovers

One lost his voice
One lost his legs

It's poetic

 

[AnOminous]

> Owner tells them to fuck off and leave

Don't forget calls MAPton a pedophile to his face. MAPton leaves meekly.

"So I have my— a papal mitre back there that I wear for a certain segment of the show. And the story behind it is, it was actually used in a blood magic sex cult by, like, the leader. That's the thing. I'm like, Oh God, well, there's probably demons in it."

So that's how he ended up possessed by demons.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

both are lolcows

Basically lolcows are like kaiju and when they fight, it is entertaining af ngl
But Rekieta is still a horrorcow faggot, no mercy

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

So he has the blood magic papal mitre, and the sonichu medallion.

I can't wait to see what horrific object completes Nick's satanic trinity.

The blood magic papal mitre
The sonichu medallion
AND THE BALLDO!

 

[CompaqOperator]

The blood magic papal mitre
The sonichu medallion
AND THE BALLDO!

All 3 must be destroyed in order for skelly to pull up

 

[JamFlowMan]

Can't believe the oxygen deprived retard once put off reading mean superchats in front of Tonkasaw now left supertips on for a legitimate interview. Turtleboy has a direct line to Reads defense team but they aren't going near a show where an ai voice can call the judge a cunt or imply one of the prosecutors is a pedo with zero context or warning.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Nick has back problems the same way Kurt Cobain had stomach issues. Just a bullshit excuse to abuse drugs.

 

[3MMA]

Nick thanks everyone for the support, all of it. Then talks about his Summer schedule, jokes about what an “uncommon criminal” he finds himself to be. Finally he starts in again on cuckolding, then talks about cucking some more, then sucks Juju The Cow’s udders, but the best part was when Nick suspiciously stopped himself just short of saying, “planned infidelity.”