Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[A Ghost]

 

[McKennai]

Him shilling overpiced "Protein" Cereals might be a sign of things to come

Spoiler: Cereal Boxes with Corporate Art slapped on top of them

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Him shilling overpiced "Protein" Cereals might be a sign of things to come

Spoiler: Cereal Boxes with Corporate Art slapped on top of them

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He's been shilling these cereals for a long time.

I hear they taste like shit, the tapioca is very noticeable and the texture is all wrong. Stay the fuck away.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Him shilling overpiced "Protein" Cereals might be a sign of things to come

Magic spoon is also fucking stupidly expensive. 10usd for 200g and you are forced to buy 40usd worth. About 5x as expensive as even name brands over here, let alone own brand stuff which genuinely you could get an entire half kilo box of cereal for the price of a single bowl of this shit. So just like every other youtube sponsor. Overpriced shit with some gimmick that no one actually cares about. That's not even considering the taste.

 

[RollingRock2]

Billy says he will do a youtube live stream this week or next week and is considering doing Youtube commentary videos. This isn't strictly Jobst related.

 

[Corbax]

He's been shilling these cereals for a long time.

I hear they taste like shit, the tapioca is very noticeable and the texture is all wrong. Stay the fuck away.

Surely you could just get some bacon and eggs if you wanted a protein-rich breakfast anyway?

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

not nearly enough dislikes. unfortunately looks like his "career" only took a minor dent and will probably recover because people are retards

 

[AnOminous]

Magic spoon is also fucking stupidly expensive. 10usd for 200g and you are forced to buy 40usd worth. About 5x as expensive as even name brands over here, let alone own brand stuff which genuinely you could get an entire half kilo box of cereal for the price of a single bowl of this shit. So just like every other youtube sponsor. Overpriced shit with some gimmick that no one actually cares about. That's not even considering the taste.

Also fuck anything with that repulsive ZOGslop Corporate Memphis art style on it. I won't allow anything with that shit on it anywhere I can see it.

Never mind the retarded "grain-free cereal" oxymoron. Cereal IS grain you dumb motherfuckers!

 

[Retink Retunk]

The comments on his shill comment are great

Him shilling overpiced "Protein" Cereals might be a sign of things to come

I remember when art critics like Daft Pina were shilling it. Imagine being an artist pushing a cereal that uses literal slop art made to be as inoffensive and generic as possible.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Never mind the retarded "grain-free cereal" oxymoron. Cereal IS grain you dumb motherfuckers!

It's even more retarded when you look at what it's actually made of. The first ingredient is fucking milk powder. That you then pour milk on to????? I know people do put milk powder in milk for various reasons but why the fuck would you pay 10x the price for that shit? What's the point in being a 'high protein' cereal when all cereal is fucking soaked in milk which is a source of protein anyway?????

 

[AnOminous]

I remember when art critics like Daft Pina were shilling it. Imagine being an artist pushing a cereal that uses literal slop art made to be as inoffensive and generic as possible.

These are the same scumbags seething about AI when even AI has more soul than Corporate Memphis.

 

[HRT Heisenberg]

not nearly enough dislikes. unfortunately looks like his "career" only took a minor dent and will probably recover because people are retards

Just wait when he makes the "I am being SUED by Billy Mitchell AGAIN" video. Billy has the right to drag his ass back to court kicking and screamimg if what he said is true about the bankruptcy fraud.

He's learned nothing, and his videos are still not hitting 600k, which past videos almost always did. Rate me optimistic, but I am certain what comes next is going to be really fucking funny.

 

[Barry Williams]

What's the point in being a 'high protein' cereal when all cereal is fucking soaked in milk which is a source of protein anyway?????

High protein foods, especially breakfast ones, are "a thing" right now and have been for a while. Something about them being more filling or whatever, and time efficient.

You could just eat peanut butter toast.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

High protein foods, especially breakfast ones, are "a thing" right now and have been for a while. Something about them being more filling or whatever, and time efficient.

You could just eat peanut butter toast.

Oh yea I get that it's a gimmick, but I just don't get why people fall for it. It's like if they came out with high calcium cereal or some shit like that. It's like coming out with a high protein steak seasoning, the product's entire purpose contradicts it's own existence. I can understand wanting to eat something healthier than the slop that most cereals are made of, but why would 'high in protein' be a selling point? Also from what I can tell, I do not see any 'added vitamins and minerals' that I could have sworn were a legal requirement, maybe only in England. But I swear cereals all have a shit load of extra vitamins and minerals in them as a way to get even the poorest of children to not die of malnourishment, yet I don't see that in the ingredient list. Realistically this shit isn't going to be filling at all. Their recommended serving size (1/5th of the box and 2usd) is around 150kcal depending on flavour though that is without the added milk. That shit is not going to keep you full at all for any length of time, that is simply just too fucking small for breakfast especially if you're doing anything physical that day. And from personal experience I find it much easier to cut out calories by simply not eating breakfast on weekends and shit, if I eat something small like a child's portion of cereal then I'll just end up getting more hungry than if I simply did not eat anything at all.

 

[yt Oliander]

High protein foods, especially breakfast ones, are "a thing" right now and have been for a while. Something about them being more filling or whatever, and time efficient.

You could just eat peanut butter toast.

Plain Greek Yogurt + Protein Powder + Bran Cereal = 80% of your daily recc protein and fiber, no sugar. Mix it in a plastic bag then choke down the slop. Guarantee you won't want to eat all day.

Flavor is for cowards.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Plain Greek Yogurt + Protein Powder + Bran Cereal = 80% of your daily recc protein and fiber, no sugar. Mix it in a plastic bag then choke down the slop. Guarantee you won't want to eat all day.

Flavor is for cowards.

A good thick Greek yogurt with granola and fruit is a great way to start your day and is far better tasting than any shit cereal with even shittier art.

 

[demicolon]

Cereals are garbage nutrition-wise anyway. You're paying for corn at about 1000% markup per kg.

It's for your kids when they can't shut the fuck up about not liking breakfast. Same for carbonated soda, unless you're like 15 or Joshua Connor Moon you're a certified retard for paying 100x more for sugary water you could get from the tap.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Plain Greek Yogurt + Protein Powder + Bran Cereal = 80% of your daily recc protein and fiber, no sugar. Mix it in a plastic bag then choke down the slop. Guarantee you won't want to eat all day.

Flavor is for cowards.

Agreed that flavor is for cowards. But you know what else is for cowards? SOLID FOOD. Soylent has what nu-males crave (phytoestrogens).

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Did he delete all the negative comments in the latest video? I only saw comments ass kissing him.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

He's been shilling these cereals for a long time.

I hear they taste like shit, the tapioca is very noticeable and the texture is all wrong. Stay the fuck away.

Catalina Crunch is a decent protein cereal.
They sell a comparatively decently priced bag of the Cinnamon Toast Crunch version at BJs.