Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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not nearly enough dislikes. unfortunately looks like his "career" only took a minor dent and will probably recover because people are retards
Oh he's definitely taken a hit alright. Not a single video has hit 1M views since he lost the case to Billy. A quick scroll shows that he was guaranteed a 1M+ video every few uploads. He's probably lost 33-50% viewership going forward and some people won't take him seriously ever again.

Karl might just learn from this and not make a fool of himself ever again. We'll have to wait and see, though his Discord cope sessions don't give me hope.
 
Magic spoon is also fucking stupidly expensive. 10usd for 200g and you are forced to buy 40usd worth. About 5x as expensive as even name brands over here, let alone own brand stuff which genuinely you could get an entire half kilo box of cereal for the price of a single bowl of this shit. So just like every other youtube sponsor. Overpriced shit with some gimmick that no one actually cares about. That's not even considering the taste.
Another funny quirk of Karl is that he tries to convince his audience that he genuinely loves the products he shills in his Discord.
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Raid’s totally great u guize and it’s not because he gets 8k from Raid ads he swears!
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Biggest punchline is that after his Billy crashout, he stopped eating Magic Spoon, saying that he preferred the “tasty sugar shit” (him basically admitting that Magic Spoon tastes like ass).
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Plain Greek Yogurt + Protein Powder + Bran Cereal = 80% of your daily recc protein and fiber, no sugar. Mix it in a plastic bag then choke down the slop. Guarantee you won't want to eat all day.

Flavor is for cowards.
I am going to try this tomorrow, and add "cooking advice" to the pretty long list of bizarre and unexpected things I have learned on the farms
 
Long term he wouldn't give nearly as much milk as someone like Idubbz, but he sure did spray it like a fire-hose for that short amount of time.
that's a compelling argument for Jobst taking the crown. Thematically I think it'd suit too because even in his crushed state Idubbbz was once again robbed of recognition for their positioning because he can't even fail spectacularly enough for it.
 
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Another funny quirk of Karl is that he tries to convince his audience that he genuinely loves the products he shills in his Discord.
Jesus fuck. He really is too far gone. Literally every single generic youtube sponsorship is overpriced. They have to be otherwise they can't afford to have thousands of people shilling for them. Hello fresh and factor (same company btw) are just overpriced versions of a fucking grocery store. Displate is just a shitty poster for 10x the price. Raid is a worthless mobile game. Magic spoon is overpriced slop with a self defeating purpose. Dollar shave club is have you ever fucking heard of a fucking pharmacy or health store before???? No major youtube sponsor is even remotely worth the money. The only 'good' ones are game devs paying people to play the games or some niche things, like 40k proxies and such but then again against GW anything is a good deal.

Btw there's an extension on chrome at least called sponsorblock that will auto skip that sort of shit if you don't want to be shilled the same shit over and over.
 
Jesus fuck. He really is too far gone.
if he were even a basic level artist/craftsman he could work with people to put products out there that is directly relevant to his brand. people actually love that shit and strongly prefer it to just having fucking Raid, Displate, or gamer supps or what the fuck ever being shoved at them.

Karl doesn't have a 'brand' to speak of, though.
 
Cereals are garbage nutrition-wise anyway. You're paying for corn at about 1000% markup per kg.
Cereals aren't garbage just because corn is. That's tarded.

Eat some oats, nigga. Eat some shredded wheat. Eat some muesli.

Don't eat boxed shit where the main ingredients are fucking sugar and corn.
Another funny quirk of Karl is that he tries to convince his audience that he genuinely loves the products he shills in his Discord.
Don't blame him. He's gonna have to suck that cock SO hard to get the money to pay Billy.
 
That's true of all F2P games. Once you buy all the OP items and can steamroll everything, what's left to do?
 
Anyone who played Raid enough knows it's better when you don't spend money. Even all of the big creators for it made F2P accounts and enjoyed it more as once you get everything on farm there's nothing to do.
I played Raid for a streamer friend so he gets some bonus money. Got some referral codes and stuff that gave me silver and shards I think?
It still wasnt much of a game, auto battle still did the most optimal things most of the time.
I ended up grinding on some dragon boss level to get my level up far enough for the bonus to kick in.

I guess it's marginally more meaningful if you view it as a "Use what you have and make it work" kind of situation?
I guess these kind of games never really clicked for me because there is no endboss, no final level, there is always more.

I still hold it over him that he made me contract Raids.
 
I'm surprised anyone has actually played Raid, even as a joke or whatnot. I'm even more surprised that to hear that there's at least some semblance of a game underneath as I figured it was simply the western version of those anime tiddy "games" just with design by committee generic fantasy crap instead of tits.
 
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