Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[Uh Oh Stinky]

That owner appears to be a troon. And they still look weirder.

For what it's worth (I looked her up because I wasn't familiar with her), this is from an interview in 2016:


From here: https://babesquad.com/chani-nicholas/

She sounds a lot like what Jude tries to be, but is successful with it.

 

[Otterly]

new photos of Michaela in lingerie and terrible lighting:

Oooft. Why? Why? Looking like you’ve been beaten and thrown into a shrubbery in the rain is not attractive. It’s got domestic violence vibes somehow. Awful.

There is so much wrong in those pictures.

It reminds me of that Big Train ‘no more wanking in the office’ sketch with them in the office plants.

 

[stupid frog]

The best part about Judy and her "girlfriend" is they can only fit in to one or two lingerie pieces. Fucking embarrassing wearing the same shit all the time, when it's bedroom clothing.

 

[Otterly]

Maybe reframe it so the emergency exit signs aren't visible

I hadn’t seen that and it made me chuckle. I do actually like the green snake lingerie, it’d look nice on many other people. Lingerie in public is just tacky. Lingerie combined with sped trainers and ankle socks is just ‘I have escaped from being sectioned somewhere, please check for hospital bracelets’ vibes.

 

[PurpleEater]

I hadn’t seen that and it made me chuckle. I do actually like the green snake lingerie, it’d look nice on many other people. Lingerie in public is just tacky. Lingerie combined with sped trainers and ankle socks is just ‘I have escaped from being sectioned somewhere, please check for hospital bracelets’ vibes.

That's the kicker about these two: EVEN IF they were both thin/normal-sized, they'd still be obnoxious in every way with loud, horrible "style" and dismal personalities.

FYI I autistically asked ChatGPT to do just that and while it told me it told me "violated their content policies" before actually finishing, her face looked 100x nicer but the outfit and hair still looked dumb.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Politics, I think

It's this dude:

Zohran Mamdani wants to spend $65M on trans medical treatment — including for minors — if elected NYC mayor​

I'm surprised she isn't supporting her fellow queer PoC Paperboy Prince:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paperboy_Prince

Prince is non-binary and prefers the pronouns they/them/their or the neopronouns God/Goddess.

They dress as "royalty" to draw attention to how politicians can hold power for longer than kings or queens. They often wear a Game Boy Advance SP or Game Boy Color around their neck.

Prince's role models include Martin Luther King Jr. for his vision of racial justice.

In December 2020, Prince registered as a candidate for Mayor of New York City in the 2021 Democratic primary.

Prince's campaign manager was 13-year-old student Theo Demel, who believes that homework is unconstitutional. The campaign's goal was to raise $2 million. Part of the fundraising strategy included busking outside the Myrtle Avenue station in Bushwick, Brooklyn. The campaign's major policy points included fighting poverty and providing more housing for New York City residents. The campaign hosted weekly food distribution events, giving away food donated by churches to whoever happened to show up.

In May 2021, Prince challenged their electoral competitor Andrew Yang in both a basketball game and rap battle at Tompkins Square Park.

One of the criteria for joining the city's mayoral debates was fundraising a minimal amount of money. Prince was among the candidates who met the criteria to appear on the ballot, but did not meet the criteria to join the debates. While Prince was not inside the building to participate in mayoral debates, they were outside the venue on a bus known as the "Love Tank". Prince's performance outside the debate included singing about affordable housing.

2025 New York City mayoral campaign​

Paperboy Prince joined the campaign for mayor following their previous 2021 campaign for mayor. They continued to advocate for health care, abolishing the police, and universal basic income for New Yorkers. A key feature of their look for this campaign is clown makeup. On 2 May when they announced being on the ballot, they released their song "Utopia Plan" which presented their vision for New York City.

In late April, Brooklyn Democrats hosted a forum where they invited qualified candidates on the ballot to present, but they excluded Paperboy Prince from the invitation. Prince crashed the event wearing clown makeup and denounced the process which left them out. Some in the crowd asked for them to be ejected, and others advocated for them to be able to speak.

 

[Breadbear]

Paperboy Prince is going to take over CWCville

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Excuse me, but what the fuck? This is real? This isn't satire?

 

[PurpleEater]

Jude has a retarded new booking policy where you don't even get to SELECT THE DATE YOU WANT, you select the MONTH and then she "circles back." LOL. WHAT. Literally no one does this.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

She wants to sound busier than she is with that policy, and make it seem like some lame ass exclusive club.

Also why does the girlfriend look...unwilling in all her pictures?

 

[stupid frog]

Jude has a retarded new booking policy where you don't even get to SELECT THE DATE YOU WANT, you select the MONTH and then she "circles back." LOL. WHAT. Literally no one does this.
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Judy, people have jobs. I know you don't know what that is. But I hope you continue to get no victims in your shitty picture playing.
This is a way to scam people out of those downpayments or whatever she calls them.

 

[PurpleEater]

She wants to sound busier than she is with that policy, and make it seem like some lame ass exclusive club.

Also why does the girlfriend look...unwilling in all her pictures?

I honestly think Michaela might be a tiny bit....mentally challenged, let's just say. All cow partners tend to be, honestly. You sort of have to be to...get with that type.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

OG Threads account come back

She wants to sound busier than she is with that policy, and make it seem like some lame ass exclusive club.

She’s claiming that it’s already working. I don’t see how, though



Her schedule is still very empty, too (this tweet also features her just as questionable reasoning for her latest booking system)



Her lesbian sleepover sessions will be only $30 a pop



Swears that people have been recognizing her more in public. Make of that as you will.



Very stocked that that genderspecial clown won the Democratic mayoral electoral position (F for NYC)






Other things making her excited include Pride, birthday knitting, and getting stuff done despite not taking her medication (please clap)

 

[Terffals]

Swears that people have been recognizing her more in public. Make of that as you will.

Of course she’s being recognized in public, she’s an obese frog-necked abuela walking around with her floppy tits out, people are going to remember that. It’s like when trannies go “omg everyone was staring at me at work! I must be so hot”

 

[Breadbear]

Very stocked that that genderspecial clown won the mayoral run (F for NYC)

I had to look this up because I thought you meant Paperboy Prince and I was praying the world wasn't that far gone.
It's not. Zambo Mamajama won the Democratic primary for the mayoral run. The election is in November.

 

[HamFan]

"i find having exact dates makes it more prone to me forgetting to update the dates"

What? I'm honestly not even sure what she's trying to say. She overbooks dates because she doesn't update appointments in her schedule? She posts dates that aren't actually available? How will this new scheme prevent that?

I think Jude just wants to let clients know when she feels like working, rather than being openly available. She has vacations coming up, and it's her birthday season (a month wasn't long enough).

 

[toilet_rainbow]

I had to look this up because I thought you meant Paperboy Prince and I was praying the world wasn't that far gone.
It's not. Zambo Mamajama won the Democratic primary for the mayoral run. The election is in November.

Am as derp as Jude is baby. Fixed it. Still a big F for NYC, considering the choices.

 

[thejackal2]

"i find having exact dates makes it more prone to me forgetting to update the dates"

What? I'm honestly not even sure what she's trying to say. She overbooks dates because she doesn't update appointments in her schedule? She posts dates that aren't actually available? How will this new scheme prevent that?

I think Jude just wants to let clients know when she feels like working, rather than being openly available. She has vacations coming up, and it's her birthday season (a month wasn't long enough).

Yea, I bet being overbooked is a real problem for her. From all available evidence she maybe does 5-6 paid shoots a month. That's 2 a week at most. Only Jude could consider that too much work and be unable to figure out how to not double book.

 

[PurpleEater]

Jude had her sapphic slumber party tonight.

Spoiler

girl the makeup...WOOF.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Imagine the smell...